I really need the host's lines. It's better to be personalized, funny and fun. Don't let others listen to dating Duke Zhou. Please.

Zuo Qinglong, right white tiger, Mickey Mouse embroidered in the middle.

I hate you robbers, you have no technical content at all.

Be serious, be serious, don't laugh, we are robbing.

IP, IC, IQ card, tell me the password.

Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get.

Life cannot be like cooking. Don't cook until all the materials are ready.

The stars are bright everywhere, depending on whether you look up or not.

Give me a chance, I want to be a good person!

People are floating in rivers and lakes, who can not be stabbed? White camel mountain strong bone powder, oral and external use, has a miraculous effect. I got a knife and drew a pack, but I want to get a second knife. I bent over and ate a bag, and I won't be old until I'm 200. White camel mountain Qianggu Powder, Youth Powder, Friendship Powder, Huashan Lunjian designated nutritional products, all major pharmacies in the town sell them in Yiguang, please look for the anti-counterfeiting logo of black toad when buying, gung, gung. ...

10.

The sketches of Zhao Benshan Spring Festival Gala explode several buzzwords almost every year. "Ting" has become an adjective on the lips, and "Majia" has also become an eternal swan song on the Internet, and will continue to sing. I look forward to his works at this year's Spring Festival party and thank him for bringing us laughter.

9. If there are six grenades for one dollar, I'll throw you one hundred dollars first.

In 2006, Degang Guo made us laugh more than promise, and the banquet made us cry. Quote: "Grandpa, how can I get to America?" "You don't need electricity to speak louder." "If you are willing to die, I am willing to bury it." "Your shameless appearance is very similar to my charm." "The love between Simon and Jinlian is sincere." "You have joined the Beggars' Sect and dressed well. ".

8. I'm hungry

When you are surprised, say: Oh, my God. Before desperately saying: Take good care of my seventh uncle. Let the annoying person go, say: Gowin. When you see a bloody case, lick your lips and say: type A, type B, type AB, type O. When you can't stand it, say, son, take me away. Interrupt and say, how nice it is to bask in the sun tonight!

7. Quality, pay attention to quality.

This catchword has become a mirror. When someone tells you this sentence, you should reflect on it. Is it cheating for others? Do you believe in friendship? Can you pass it on? This is a kind reminder with magical power. At best, it can promote the construction of a harmonious society; In the worst case, it can turn a bitch into a lady and Tai Sen into Cai Guoqing.

6. Brother, we are not professionals.

In Crazy Stone, several thieves not far from Wan Li, in the case of attempted theft, resolutely chose unprofessional kidnapping for a gem. What spirit is this? Han Xin was originally a fisherman, Lou Jing was a coachman, and Guan Ying was a cloth seller. No one is born with professional knowledge. We should carry forward this spirit of learning and innovation that is not afraid of difficulties and obstacles!

Not only insulted my personality, but also insulted my IQ.

This sentence can spread to 2006, a big reason is that our personality and IQ can't be insulted casually, but we are insulted every day. The director treats the audience as idiots, while the poet treats the readers as retarded. Well, we can't stand it any longer. Let's put up our middle finger and send out the strongest vibrato of the times to those who insult our personality and IQ.

People can't be so shameless

The most deadly sentence in 2006 spread among the people like a plague. If there is nothing good about commitment, it is not objective and comprehensive. Unreasonable comments and accusations, are you worthy of China movies? Worthy of the glistening money thrown by Uncle Chen and Aunt Chen? Good enough for me? This is purely a moral issue, so I won't talk about you. There are so many insomniacs in our country that we expect promises to make us sleepy.

3. A tree/pear flower/pressed begonia

Recently, condyloma acuminatum is popular on the Internet. Zhao Lihua's poems were spoofed, and she was elected as the head of pear flower education without Zhao Lihua's consent. This also triggered a war of abuse between Han Han and the poet, not for a brick, but for a little true love. Poetry has spirit, so it should be known through the ages. We/suddenly understood/pressed Enter several times/or/stuttered/became poets.

I will give you a lung.

According to experts, this sentence was originally a Cantonese dialect. Stephen Chow, Chow Yun Fat and Tony Leung Chiu Wai all said in the movies that this year's Crazy Stone happened to meet Zidane's iron fist, and this line touched the spark of humor. The word "Ding" has been widely circulated in online forums.

You are not alone.

Huang Jianxiang's passionate explanation left us with a question: What kind of football commentator do we need? He is not only professional but also passionate, and his voice should be very loud, with at least four+signs. When the referee misjudges, he can say something other than Xinhua dictionary. Jump up and shout like a scorpion when you shoot. If the ball goes in, the roar will turn into a screaming roar … until the echo comes from the valley.

Hello ~ excuse me, miss, do you sell peninsula tin boxes-peninsula tin boxes?

Hey ~ I'm singing, oh, an egg rice. ...

I'm practicing Xingyiquan to get your attention.

I'm Jay Chou! ! ? ~~

I am not a doctor or a magician, but I can make music come alive.

If you are not happy, refute it.

Thanks for your support. -At the awards ceremony,

Hello, I'm Jay Chou.

I'm not a god, so I can't make everyone like me. But I can use my music.

My personality conquered everyone.

Who told me I was-Jay Chou?

Hey, I'm going to have a concert! At the incomparable concert in 2004, Jay's cell phone rang, and he said so. What a personality! It is a special link arranged at the concert.

Music is my life.

Yeah...

Yes . . .

Yes . . . .

I'm sorry

Children who like music will not go bad.

No music, give me death.

Who are you?

Not a rooster. Rooster.

The rooster is my friend.

````````````` Wait ~ ~ ~ ~ I'm a dragon ~ ~ ````````````````` ````````````````.

The rumors will eventually pass, but the concert will stay.

I'm sorry, Tsai.

Hello, I'm Jay Chou.

I stick to my music. I like my music. I'm Jay Chou.

(Pepsi Music Billboard Award-winning Speech)

It is impossible for me not to play music, because music is immortal.

Um ... no (embarrassed)

My home. . . . Infinitely spread. . . .

Study hard and listen to Jay Chou's music. Thank you.

Don't take the usual path

It's raining heavily today, so everyone should pay attention to their health and not get sick, or your parents won't let you come to my concert in the future!

This is a concert in Nanchang, which means something like this. Anyway, he cares about his fans. He told everyone to pay attention to their health more than once! How touching! )

Sports personality! (Yan Erhui)

Unified one hundred! ~~`

Not a drop is missing.

Shuwoxiang Bi Ke Ke

Potatoes are crisp and can be bickered.

Showala Bikeke

......

My choice is Kebik

Don't talk about ... (shy ing)-when others praise him.

Right, right, right, right

I'm Jay Chou and I'm from China! ! ! This sentence is the best ~

The paparazzi didn't photograph me and Cai, but we often eat together. Heh ~

Where are so many people going? -See Jay Chou's concert (THE ONE)

My hands are used to play the piano, not to fight paparazzi!

Unique Beijing concert, nothing, nothing ~

I wrote R& only because I wrote too many love songs. B's

It's hanging. Find a hanging friend.

5.4.3.2.1I'm Jay Chou.

I want to open a Mazhou rice noodle shop! !

People are not frivolous, waste teenagers! ! !

It seems that the skill of memorizing words has improved, so bring the next song. ...............................................................................................................................................................

Mom said to be modest.

Well, it's actually quite good, well (when I feel better)

Unfortunately, I don't have "dog stick" and I can't teach them a lesson.

I am in charge of Chinese music ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

A word to paparazzi: Enough is enough, be smart, pay attention to safety and be a good person.

No way ~ ~ ` (from the M-Zone advertisement. ... inn ...)

Bully you if you like you.

Strong light will affect the speed of my writing, but it will not affect the content of my pen!

Take the road that no one else has taken, and you are the most hanged!

Thanks to my fans and friends! This is what he said every time he went on stage to receive the award. )

Laughter is an idiotic behavior.

My last name is Zhou and my first name is Jay. So my name is Jay Chou. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

I live in my own world, so I am not easy to get hurt.

Mater left

In Jay's music, there is never a period.

Lend it to them and take it!

I didn't touch you! !

Hit you too! ~ (in prefix field)

Actually, it's silly to laugh, but it's better to laugh occasionally.

Dick and procrastination are different. It stinks ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

Basketball is the other half of my life.

Coke, I want the blue one.

I know you are the best.

Oh, next I will bring a song that is not my own, but I think it is meaningful. Oh, it's the theme song of World Vision. I hope you like it. Thank you.

It seems that my ability to recite lyrics is getting better and better. An incomparable concert. Stranded)

Gossip is valuable, but love is more expensive. If you care about music, you can throw both.

Hey, who taught you to play the guitar? I was born, didn't you know?