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How about civil servants, Zhihu?

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October when I was twenty-five years old. I am very busy in the court of a first-tier city in Guangdong, in front of a judge's assistant. According to my wife's diary, it's really not modest to get up in the dark in the morning in a rented room. It's a 34-square-meter husband's room, with the living room window facing the patio and the bedroom window blocked by the next building. It costs me 1500 a month. You don't have to walk to work, because you are very close. At around 08:30, I opened the case file non-stop and handed over all kinds of subpoena notification documents to the filing court; Post a notice on the bulletin board; Sort out last month's files (overdue sorting will deduct money-I was deducted more than 800 yuan once); Have a rest at noon; In the afternoon, I wrote a judgment to the judge. The judge I followed was a descendant of an uneducated veteran cadre (there were a lot of such goods before the implementation of the public examination). I don't know anything about wool. I often say sarcastically, "Why haven't I finished writing after graduating from a prestigious school?" "What's the big deal?" "I'm not a clerk yet." /kloc-finished writing at 0/6: 00, without drinking water. No wonder I'm thirsty. I'll drink it after writing this article. The judge said that she couldn't attend to the organization of pre-trial cross-examination, so you should go at once, and the two sides were quarreling as a bee; 18:00, the order was delivered, and it was finished quickly, and the judgment continued; 19:30 told the judge, dean and vice president to look at the house, and then ended the overtime work ahead of schedule. Some time ago, one day, neither too hot nor too cold, the elder sister (unmarried wife) solemnly said: I want to be a mother; Me: Elder sister, have you omitted some necessary procedures? She: Then let's start looking at the house. The two of us took a taxi to a real estate in the central area, and there were not many people watching the building. The original average price 19000 is really expensive. They are all large-sized, and the more you look at them, the more you like them. Finally, I have to admit that I can't afford it. Then I went to a real estate recommended by the intermediary. The slogan of the sales office is "comfort is not expensive", and the average price is more than 9000 yuan. But the traffic is not very convenient. There is a clearing next to the building with weeds. Tired, I went back to the rental house, drank milk and ate fruit, watched two episodes of the old Hong Kong drama "Chasing the World", and then went to bed. Thirty-five years old in October: I worked as a deputy director in a small office of a municipal unit (later I became a judge, elected to the general office and transferred to the unit). Don't mention irrelevant things. This is a brief summary of the whole day's work yesterday (65438+1October 25th)-I took the subway to the unit around 08: 20, opened the intranet, and there were 47 unfinished items; Our office is in charge of examination and approval. Today, there are 7 documents to pass through my node. I began to check the materials one by one, marked "quasi-consent" on OA and sent them to the leaders for review; Then go to the district to check the progress of supervision. I wanted to swear, but I silently said, "Pay attention to quality." I only asked for a few improvements and went to two places. Because it was not the first time, I finished it quickly and caught up with the lunch in the canteen of the compound at noon. Our office is understaffed, and the two comrades who are directly with us are researchers who have jumped ship. I am thirty-five, and these two are forty-seven, fifty-one. I don't talk to them much at ordinary times, and I am very happy to arrange my work. If I do something wrong, it won't happen again. These two guys are very diligent and hard-working. The only regret is that neither of them can write materials, so they began to write materials on the morning of the 24th. I haven't finished writing yet, and neither of them can help. In the afternoon, the Deputy Secretary-General first convened a coordination meeting on major projects. I went there and listened all the time. Finally, I made a statement according to the policy explained by the leader. The line is: actively cooperate to ensure completion, and preparations have begun. I have been in charge of reviewing contracts since I was transferred here, and I can't escape this job responsibility anywhere. I have reviewed four contracts. Four calls were received in the middle, instructing the three units how to promote related work. I changed six replies and other official documents. There is a girl who is a novice, and I have to make a big change in everything she does (it may be more appropriate to call it recreation). There was an article yesterday, and every paragraph was changed except the title. Then I finally had time to write materials, code words, and I felt quite satisfied. 18:00 is almost finished, and someone from the office of the unit came to talk about promoting poverty alleviation. I quickly said yes, sent it out, and wrote it for another half an hour, which was basically completed. Turn off the phone, take the bag and leave. There is no unnecessary action. My family is still waiting for me to eat. At this point, the 5 1 year-old eldest brother hasn't left yet, humming a song and sorting out the research materials in the director's office. I am still quite confident, and I will still be a good young man (good middle age) who follows all good practices, does not cut corners, studies hard, does things in a down-to-earth manner, and does not take buck passing as the standard. /kloc-arrive around 0/9: 30. After dinner, I put my clothes in the washing machine and went out to buy breakfast tomorrow (the invited aunt only made lunch and dinner). My wife helps the children with their homework very carefully. She kept me out of it. The reason is my poor teaching level. I said I was an excellent interpreter in the city, and she said it was because others performed poorly. What you said is so reasonable that I am speechless. Stretching the neck makes the cervical spine comfortable, and relying on hard pads makes the waist comfortable. In line with the principle of "women should spoil themselves, men should not abuse themselves", drink a box of yogurt and eat an apple. The mobile phone was swiped to Zhihu. I took a bath with my son, talking and laughing. He told a joke. I remembered it this morning and smiled again. I cleaned it up and put it to bed. My wife is brushing Taobao, and I watch cross talk on a flat screen. I laughed and got punched. I can't believe I dreamed about the supervisor. I don't know if the critics didn't criticize in time, which caused a psychological shadow.