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A joke at the end of the term
I laughed at the senior sister: "How to learn to be overbearing also has troubles. It is not difficult for you to get a high score after seconds. "
But the senior sister said, "It's not an exam, it's a final review note."
"A few days ago, a male classmate in the class asked me to take notes on Marx's principles after class. In fact, I refused politely before I tidied it up. Unexpectedly, this classmate thought that I didn't want to lend it to him, so he began to scold me for not even lending him my review notes. "
I could see that my senior sister was angry but kept smiling: "I didn't argue with him too much at first, but the next day I learned from other students that he said I was selfish and that my grades were good, but he refused to take out his notes to share." I'm tired of watching some students always perform this kind of drama at every final exam. "
Finally, the teacher elder sister asked me, what would I do if I were her?
I froze, because I can't imagine:
Since when are you accused of being selfish if you don't lend out your hard-written notes?
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I told my roommate's story to my senior sister. It seems that they are in the same boat, and the roommate's experience is even worse.
My roommate has strong hands-on sorting ability, delicate handwriting, neat notes and complete knowledge points. At the end of the term, I am also willing to take notes to help me sort out the knowledge points.
Near the end of the semester, she lent her jurisprudence notes compiled for several days and nights to a classmate to copy. Later, before the exam week, she suddenly found that the next class was also applying her review notes. Many students don't know that the notes they read were written by their roommates.
My roommates are not only kept in the dark, but also the fruits of their labor have been spread by others without their consent; She also suffered from being sold intellectual property rights.
Occasionally, my roommate passed by the print shop and saw the sign of "review materials inside law" standing at the door of the print shop. Curious at the moment, she walked into the print shop and previewed what the store called "internal audit materials" in front of the computer. The more she watched it, the more confused she became. "Isn't this the review material she summarized?" Finally, my roommate printed a copy. After reading it, she was convinced that it was her own review material and took it to argue with the owner of the printing shop, telling her that she had compiled the notes herself and they had no right to sell their knowledge. But because I can't come up with any substantial evidence, I can only eat Huang Lian YaBaKui.
The review notes kindly lent have actually come true. There is nothing I can do except feel sorry for my labor and hard work.
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By sharing information, you can effectively test a person's personality.
A classmate Amin is taking part in the postgraduate entrance examination. He will spend his energy to find suitable postgraduate materials, and then his peers will take care of Amin.
At first, he felt nothing, and he had to help each other on the way to the postgraduate entrance examination. But then Amin told me that other students would just sit still and enjoy it. For example, if he can't find information about a certain subject, ask other students, and they will only find reasons to shirk it. Only Amin paid from beginning to end, and then my heart was unbalanced.
Some people, the weak, reasonably demand that the fruits of others' labor must be shared with him. While enjoying my success, I don't want to share any special information.
There are also some people who point at others' review notes and say that there is a lack of a key point here and a chapter there. If he fails in the exam, he may be careless and scold your notes for being useless, which will make him fail in the exam again. Even if we give him 100,000 copies of materials, he will not make progress.
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