Who has a joke that can make people laugh instantly?

1. My father bought a lie detector robot. When his son came home, his father asked: How many people will be taking the test this time?

The son answered: First.

The robot immediately slapped his son, and the son admitted that he was the last. The father gave his son a kick: Your dad and I were always number one!

The robot slapped Dad. At this time, my mother came over and blamed my father: Don't be so cruel, he is your biological son after all.

The robot slapped her again.

2. In the junior high school baton competition, a boy was seen sprinting forward. When he was about to hand over the baton, the teacher yelled, "Catch it firmly, catch it firmly." Then the two boys paused, thought about it for half a second, and then really hugged each other and kissed...