Brainstorm,100000 cold jokes, break your stomach.

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Lead: People hate a corrupt official, so they write poems with a cloud: black patent leather lanterns, fireflies for a long time. Draw a white tiger on the white wall and write an oolong on the yellow paper. Eggplant knocks on the mud, while wax gourd knocks on the wooden bell. Only know money and wine, regardless of justice and fairness. Hundreds of thousands of cold jokes are in the joke network of fresh graduates.

Habitual drunkenness

There was a man who was drunk crazy. No matter how much he drinks, he always drinks once. For this reason, his wife hates him very much. One day, he asked for a drink at home, and his wife took out the water soaked in ramie for him to drink. Soon, he was dancing. Wife scolds: Damn it, drinking ramie soaked water also makes me drunk. Then, the man smiled and said, I tell you, no wonder I can't spill it today.

It stinks worse.

A rich man accidentally farted when he was a guest. It happened that there were two guests nearby. A guest said that although the fart rang, it didn't stink at all. Another guest said: not only does it not stink, but it also smells strange. The rich man frowned and said, I've heard people say that a fart that doesn't stink is an internal injury to the five internal organs, and it's time to die. Am I dying? I saw a guest waving in the air with his hand and smelling it with his nose: the smell just came. Another guest wrinkled his nose, sucked heavily again and again, covered his nose with his hand, frowned and said, I stink worse here.

Look at the margin

A soldier wore ordinary cloth shoes to visit the temple. The monk thought he was just an ordinary man and didn't treat him with courtesy. The soldier asked the monk, I don't think your temple is very rich. I'll give you some. Go and get the deposit book so that I can write charity. The monk was overjoyed and immediately offered tea, with a very respectful attitude. When it was time to write the deposit book, the first line only wrote the Governor's Office in four big characters. The monk thought that the official was visiting incognito, and he was surprised and scared, so he hurriedly knelt down. The soldiers licked the officers and men of the left battalion written at the bottom of the governor's office. The monk thought he was just a soldier, and his face was annoyed at once. He stood up without kneeling. Seeing that he was happy to write again, the monk thought for thirty taels of silver, his face was happy and he knelt down again. Finally, when the word "Qian Wen" was added, the monk saw that there was little charity, so he stood up and stopped kneeling, straightened up and became annoyed.

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It's hard to argue with an official, who is lazy in drinking wine and greedy for money. The people are disgusted, but they write poems about falling clouds: black patent leather lanterns, fireflies for a long time. Draw a white tiger on the white wall and write an oolong on the yellow paper. Eggplant knocks on the mud, while wax gourd knocks on the wooden bell. Only know money and wine, regardless of justice and fairness.

Boiled pomegranate

At a grand banquet, a large plate of pomegranate was served. A guest, who didn't know pomegranate, reached for a pomegranate and ate it without peeling it. After eating a few mouthfuls, he felt that the taste was astringent and sour, which was really hard to swallow. He said to his host: The cake I ate (Cuρbσ) seems a little raw. Please take it back and cook it again. Everyone present was amused.

Rotten tray box

Once upon a time, there was an official who swore to God at the beginning of his tenure: if his left hand wants money, it will rot his left hand; If the right hand asks for money, it will rot. Before long, a man took a lot of money to bribe. The official wanted to accept it, but he was afraid of breaking his oath. After thinking for a long time, the official thought of a way: I can bring an empty tray box, and this person will put money in it, and I will ask someone to bring it in. I swore that I didn't want money that day, but today he gave me money. I didn't take it with my hands. Even if it is rotten, it is rotten, but it has nothing to do with me.

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