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What does billiard room mean?
Billiards room, entertainment place.
Question 2: What does the ninth ball mean? "Ball No.9" is a song written by A Xin, written by a monster and sung on May Day, which is included in the album "Time Machine". This song is a rock song.
Song profile:
Monster's music, A Xin's words, students' stories about rocks and proverbs, and memories of retro timbre woke up in the billiard room. Every boy has had an experience, every ninth ball we chase.
Lyrics:
Climbing over the fence, I can only escape from the classroom.
Running to the familiar corner, someone is waiting for me with a teasing smile.
Whoever kicks off first today will suffer a little.
On the green horizon, I hit the degradation of color.
Maybe I can't get in this shot again.
It seems that my life has been going wrong.
Maybe I've been chasing that nine ball all my life.
I forgot who loves me.
I forgot who was protecting me.
I lost some dreams when my schoolbag was full and I couldn't fit it.
How will we live in the future? Stare at the white ball and don't think about it for a while.
The sky turned red and shadows covered the table.
Winning or losing has no result, just like life is unpredictable.
Maybe I can't get in this shot again.
It seems that my life has been going wrong.
Maybe I've been chasing that nine ball all my life.
I forgot who loves me.
I forgot who was protecting me.
Creative background:
The first music composed by the monster was composed by A Xin. This song tells us that when we focus on something, don't neglect the people around us who love you. In May 2003, when she was ready to return, the monster's mother fell ill unexpectedly and became a vegetable. The monster stayed in the hospital for a month to take care of her mother.
Monster was unacceptable at that time, wasn't it? Because I think how good people can be treated like this, how good people can be, and fate is a bit unfair. The ninth ball is my first composition. At that time, I didn't go home for a month in a row, so I stayed in the hospital, and then one day I walked on the way back to the hotel from the hospital, so the melody came out.
"Shijie" he called my aunt at the door of that room. He called his mother to call her like that. I cried in the room, but I knew he was under pressure, but he couldn't help it because it was beyond his control.
Monsters are like playing billiards. After the first hit the second, the second hit the third, and finally the ninth ball was put into the bag. But when you focus on this matter, you may often just ignore such things. Because it used to be easy to say that the so-called music was everything to me, but if something really happened to your mother, you would find that music was nothing at that time.
Question 3: What is the meaning and pronunciation of "パチンコ"? Playing small steel balls on video games can also be exchanged for gifts, and some can even be exchanged for beef. ..
But you can cheat in your early years. If you are caught by a similar internal guard, he will take you away and ask you, "Do you want money or hands?" this is true
Question 4: What Japanese words can mean toilet? Public toilets on the streets of Japan are called "public toilets". In fact, it is very difficult to find public toilets on Japanese streets, which is completely opposite to the urban streets in China. Then walking on the streets of Japan, suddenly it is "convenient". How should you solve it? The answer is this: it can usually be solved in the toilets of stations and surrounding department stores, or in the toilets of nearby cafes and billiards rooms. Therefore, the sign "public toilet" is relatively rare in Japan. Generally speaking, there are many titles of "toilet" in Japan.
Another common saying is that the toilet is called the "chemistry room", which should be a manifestation of expanding the function of the toilet in the process of "urbanization" in Japan and a sign of improving the degree of social civilization.
Similarly, the Japanese also call toilets "washrooms". Obviously, going to the toilet is to solve the problem with the lower body, but the Japanese just call it "the washroom". It's really drunk ~
In Japan, toilets are also called "mitarai". The Japanese should have realized that the toilet is not just a place for excretion. Off-topic, "mitarai" is not only a toilet title in Japan, but also a surname. The name of the outgoing president of the Japan Economic and Trade Federation is "Fujimura Xiu". A similar saying is "hand washing the house", which is another name for the toilet.
In Japan, the toilet also has a foreign name-"W? C this is the abbreviation of English, and it is also the common name of Japanese toilets now. Interestingly, the abbreviation of Waseda University is also "W? C ",so some people call Waseda University" Toilet University ". Of course, this is just a joke, because Waseda University is one of the famous private "double heroes" in Japan, and it is also an institution that has produced many Japanese prime ministers.
In many places in Japan, toilets are represented by the katakana "トィレ", which comes from the English word "toilet".
Toilet titles in Japan are far more than that. In Japanese temples, there is also a kind of toilet called "East Temple". It is said that "Dongsi" originated from ancient Chinese and was used in the spoken language of ancient Chinese. Up to now, Chaozhou, Pingxiang and other places in China have called toilets "Dongsi" in dialect.
There are also some places where tea ceremony is held. The toilet is called "Snow". It is said that this is a Buddhist term. It is said that Dou Mingjue, a famous monk in China in the Song Dynasty, once cleaned toilets in Lingyin Temple, and Feng Xue Village, a famous Buddhist monk in Fuzhou, was also called "Snow Hidden" because of his thorough understanding of cleaning toilets.
Summing up the above appellations, we can see that Japanese toilet appellations are really varied, with at least a dozen sayings. Why the seemingly poor Japanese have so many names of toilets is related to the fact that Japan attaches importance to toilet culture and is the birthplace of toilet science. Interested friends can also learn about it ~
Question 5: Briefly describe the human geography of Japan. Japan is an archipelago country in the East Pacific of Asia. It is bordered by the East China Sea, the Yellow Sea, the Korean Strait and the Sea of Japan in the west, the Pacific Ocean in the east and China, Korea and Russia in the east. The territory consists of Honshu, Hokkaido, Kyushu, Shikoku, four major islands and more than 3,900 small islands, covering an area of 377,700 square kilometers. Honshu Island is the most important island in Japan, with an area of over 227,400 square kilometers, accounting for about 60% of the total area of the country. The total length of coastline is nearly 30,000 kilometers. It is about 3000 kilometers long from north to south. The mountains pass through the center of the archipelago, and short and swift rivers flow into the surrounding ocean. Mountains and hills account for about 70% of the total land area, and the population is concentrated in limited areas such as rivers and coastal plains. Volcanoes and earthquakes are increasing. Because there are many mountains and few plains, Japanese tunnel technology, agricultural technology and irrigation technology have all been improved. There are about 80 volcanoes in Japan, and the highest peak is Mount Fuji (3,776 meters). There are 47 prefectures and counties in the administrative area, with cities, counties, towns and villages under them.
Japan's natural environment
Due to the strong action of folds and faults and the long-term erosion and cutting of external forces, the terrain is very broken, the coast is tortuous and the harbors are densely covered. The mountainous area accounts for about 76% of the national area. Most of the mountains in Hokkaido and northern Honshu run north-south, while those in Shikoku and southern Honshu run east-west. They met in the middle of Honshu, called "Central Mountain Knot", which is the highest terrain in China, including the famous Mount Fuji.
Mount Fuji is 3776 meters above sea level, which is an active volcano and the highest peak in China. The last eruption of Mount Fuji occurred in 1707, and there is still a spray phenomenon. Its mountains are standard conical, with snow all year round at the top, hot springs and waterfalls, and five Fuji lakes in the north, with beautiful scenery. The Japanese call it "the full moon".
The plains only account for 24% of the national area, and most of them are scattered in the lower reaches of major rivers and coastal areas. The largest and most famous plain in China is the Kanto Plain near Tokyo, with an area of 15770 square kilometers. Followed by the thick-tailed plain near Nagoya, and the Munei Plain near Osaka and Kyoto. Japan is located in the volcanic earthquake zone on the west coast of the Pacific Ocean, and it is a country with many volcanoes. There are more than 200 volcanoes in China, of which active volcanoes account for 1/3. Earthquakes are frequent, with an average of about four times a day in the whole country, and it is known as the "country of earthquakes". 1,1In September, 923, the Great Kanto Earthquake destroyed 73% of the houses in Tokyo and 96% in Yokohama, resulting in150,000 deaths. Related to volcanic activity, there are hot springs all over the country, about * * hot springs 1200. The river course is short, the water quantity is abundant, the water potential is urgent and the hydraulic resources are abundant, but it is not conducive to navigation. Among them, Shinagawa is the longest, reaching 367 kilometers; Yinchuan River basin has the largest area, with 16840 square kilometers. There are many lakes, but most of them are small and deep crater lakes, which are distributed on high mountains, while there are many lagoons with little depth along the coast. Lake Biwa, the largest lake in China, is under construction, with an area of 686 square kilometers, an altitude of 85 meters and a depth of 103 meters.
The Japanese archipelago is surrounded by the sea, except that the northeast coast is surrounded by the warm current (Kuroshio) from the tropical Pacific Ocean. The climate is regulated by the ocean, forming a relatively mild and humid maritime monsoon climate, which is milder than the mainland at the same latitude and rich in precipitation. The average annual precipitation in most areas is1000-2000mm, with southeast winds prevailing in summer and continuous rainfall in the eastern coast from June to July. In winter, the northwest wind blows across the Sea of Japan from the mainland. The weather is cold and there is a lot of snowfall in the north. Japan extends about 2400 kilometers from north to south, and the climate varies greatly from place to place. South of 35 degrees north latitude belongs to monsoon subtropical forest climate. Honshu and northern Hokkaido belong to the monsoon temperate coniferous forest climate; The rest of the vast areas belong to monsoon temperate broad-leaved forest climate. Located in the middle of Tokyo, the average temperature in Leng Yue (65438+ 10) is 6 degrees Celsius, the average temperature in the hottest month (August) is 25 degrees Celsius, and the annual average precipitation is more than 1500mm. In Kagoshima, south of Kyushu, the average temperature in Leng Yue (L month) is 7 degrees Celsius, the average temperature in the hottest month (August) is 27 degrees Celsius, and the average annual precipitation is more than 2,000 millimeters. Sapporo, Hokkaido, the average temperature in Leng Yue (L month) is below -6 degrees Celsius, and the average temperature in the hottest month (August) is above 20 degrees Celsius; The average annual precipitation in root chamber is 98 1 mm. Every year from August to June 10, the western and southern parts of Japan are often hit by typhoons, which often cause disasters.
Japanese climate
There are four distinct seasons: spring, summer, autumn and winter. There is rainfall all year round, especially in early summer and autumn. Most workplaces in Japan belong to temperate zone, which is suitable for rice planting. Because the country is small and the north-south direction is very long, the climate between the north and the south is completely different. The characteristics of the four spring days-trees and flowers start to put on new clothes at the same time. ......& gt& gt
Question 6: What are the characteristics of the Bund Scenic Area? The Bund is located on the Huangpu River in Huangpu District, downtown Shanghai. It used to be the scenery of Shanghai Shili Yangchang, surrounded by the Oriental Pearl, Pudong Zheng Da Square and other landmark landscapes, located on the other side of Huangpu River.
Huangpu Park
Huangpu Park, which once recorded the humiliating history of "Chinese and dogs are not allowed in", is the earliest European garden in Shanghai, which was built in 1886.
Large granite relief
Located on the sunken roundabout of Huangpu Park, it is 120m long and 3.8m high ... The relief captures typical historical events in a realistic way and shows the revolutionary struggle of Shanghai people from 1840 to 1949. The wings are decorated with garlands, symbolizing the memory of the revolutionary martyrs in Shanghai. Relief can be divided into seven groups, 97 typical figures, showing the great achievements of the martyrs.
Huayuan bridge
The world-famous Shanghai Garden Bridge is one of the landmark buildings in old Shanghai. Located at the mouth of Suzhou River downstream, on the west side of Huangpu Park, between Zhongshan Dongyi Road and Dongdaming Road, Suzhou reach. It is an all-steel bridge with two spans of 52. 16m and a width of18.3m. It is an important passage connecting the northern and eastern parts of Shanghai, with a large traffic volume.
Shiliupu
Xiaodongmen was originally named "Baodai Gate", and outside the door is Shiliu Shop. The market is adjacent to Huangpu River in the east, Feng Dan Road in the west, Laotaipinglong in the south, Longtan Road in the north and Wan Yu Wharf Street in the south. It is a water gateway to Shanghai by the water and the city.
Newly-built Green Garden Commercial Building, Shenke Hotel, Shen Long Hotel, Jasper Pool Luxury Bathroom, and a number of small and medium-sized hotels near Shiliupu Shanghai Bus Terminal, which are suitable for middle and high-end consumption, can provide nearly 900 rooms and more than 2,000 beds, providing all-round services for passing passengers.
chen yi square
At Chen Yi Square at the end of Shili Nanjing Road, the statue of Chen Yi, the first mayor of New China, stands proudly. The bronze statue of Chen Yi, which faces south, is 5.6 meters high, with a red polished granite base and a height of 3.5 meters. The statue reproduces the typical posture of Comrade Chen Yi during his inspection work.
Lover's wall
The "lover's wall" on the Bund is built on the Huangpu River, from Huangpu Park to Xinkaihe, with a total length of about 1.700 meters. The sightseeing platform is built on an empty box-type flood control wall extending across Pujiang, and the ground is paved with 654.38+04,000 colored floor tiles and granite.
Sightseeing tunnel
The Bund Pedestrian Sightseeing Tunnel is a passage connecting Puxi Bund and Pudong Lujiazui. In a closed sightseeing carriage, tourists can complete a high-tech dream journey of "crossing the earth" in just a few minutes, witness the mysterious starry sky and vast ocean, pass through the mantle and core in boiling magma, and listen to the majestic sound of interaction with the landscape.
Question 7: A brief introduction to Statler's life. I don't know if this is it. I hope I can help you.
Hotel standardization has been advocated in China for many years, but who is the father of hotel standardization? Many people may not be able to answer. The author recently read the book statler, a strange man in the American hotel industry published by 1968, and was surprised to find that as early as 19 17, Hotel World, an industry newspaper in the American hotel industry, published Henry? Bonn's article has clearly pointed out that "statler is the father of American hotel industry standardization". This means that he is also the father of standardization in the world hotel industry.
You must want to know, why does statler have this title? Please listen to me slowly.
As we know, statler 13 years old began to work as a waiter in a hotel, that is, 1876. Two years later, he was promoted to foreman. Soon after, he contracted the operation of the hotel billiard room and took the lead in acting as an agent for train tickets in the hotel. Then he runs a restaurant independently, which can serve 500 people at the same time. Later, he boldly went out of his hometown and invested in the construction and operation of local statler hotels in Buffalo, Cleveland and Detroit. Although the peasant boy has only read books for two winters, he is extremely enthusiastic about the hotel industry. He is very sensitive and eager to learn. Since he entered the hotel as a waiter, he has carried a small notebook with him to record his thoughts on hotel management anytime and anywhere. Regarding the design and construction of hotels, he never trusted the architects' opinions and always said to them, "Let's sit down and design together. His general starting point in this respect is that all hotel facilities, equipment and services must be based on the needs of guests, not just the beauty of architecture and appearance. It is precisely because he has accumulated rich experience in the practical work of hotel catering, and because, like all American elites, he is never satisfied with his existing achievements, dares to break through the convention and be brave in innovation, so every time he designs a new hotel, there will always be many new things.
For example, in the early 20th century, statler started a business in Buffalo and built the first restaurant named after him. During the hotel design process, statler proposed to Mr. Eisenwein, who is in charge of the design, that each room should have a "private bathroom" (before that, most American hotels had public bathrooms). At that time, Eisenhower thought he had heard wrong, so he asked, "What did you say, Mr. statler?"
"I said that every room must have a bathroom." Statler replied.
"As far as I know, no hotel in the world has a bathroom in every room." Eisenwein said plausibly.
"Yes, but owning such a hotel will bring us a good reputation," said statler.
"Are you going to build a luxury hotel in Buffalo?" Eisenwein said in a questioning tone, "I'm afraid this city can't afford luxury hotels."
"Who said anything about building a luxury hotel? I ask you to design a commercial hotel for traveling salesmen and families. But it will provide them with services, comfort and a small world that belongs to them together that no hotel in the world can provide. "
"You asked me last month to control the total cost of hotel construction within $807. I'm doing what you asked, but now you want 300 bathrooms! Do you know how much this will cost? " Eisen Wayne said discontentedly.
"I calculated it carefully, not much." Statler said.
"Not much?" Eisenwein said.
So statler took the paper from the other hand, talked and drew, and told him his suggestions in detail. Now hotels (and many office buildings) all over the world share a set of water supply, heating and power supply lines for every two rooms. The textbook of the School of Architecture is called "statler Water Heating Well".
The above is just one of statler's countless innovations in hotel construction. It is not difficult to see that what statler did was to abandon the old tradition of hotel architecture and create a new tradition of hotel architecture. However, this new tradition was not established overnight. Once completed, it will have a lasting impact on the hotel industry. Of course, with the development of the times, this tradition is constantly changing and developing.
The statler Hotel in Buffalo took two years to build. Shortly before it was built, Hotel Monthly magazine published an article by journalist John? Willie commented, "statler is building a new hotel in Buffalo. From a practical point of view, this is the most outstanding hotel built by the hotel industry so far. You can't find any hotel with newer facilities than this one ... >>
Question 8: Ask for funny dialects in Wuhan. Zhang Zi: Trap, cage.
Old mother, my old mother: I sighed and had an accident.
Yayangzi: A child, an immature girl.
Stuffed in my arms: secretly, not let people know.
Skeleton, poor skeleton: extremely negative, really can't hold on.
From Pangu to Pinggu: It's been a long time, something that hasn't happened before.
Urahi, rotten goods: very useless, very bad.
Pride, flashing, pretending to be a bird (Diao? ), the bird is extremely ugly: it is very arrogant and arrogant.
Talk about appetite: generous and chic.
Luo Lian: It's very tangled and difficult.
Tread to death: I speak recklessly, leaving no room for it, making people unable to step down.
Extremely negative: I can't stand it anymore. A dog is desperate.
I don't know lotus, I don't know strength, I don't know kindness. Don't understand the board: don't understand the world.
Trouble: make a lot of money.
Something happened: I made a lot of money, suddenly made a fortune and made a windfall.
Shrimp and rice: earn a little money by doing things other than work.
Laicai: Very profitable.
Crash: I suffered a big loss.
Eating marbles and flashing poles: being cheated does not count. Such as: flash a shot of Laozi; Let me eat marbles.
Making mistakes: Making mistakes in the news is a bit like spreading rumors and letting others eat marbles.
Deception: To lie and fool others. Commonly known as "open billiards room"
Fighting for a house: deceiving others, not really doing something for others.
Hiccup: Bullshit! But the tone is more euphemistic than just saying fart. Often used between close friends.
Poke: cheating. Not telling the truth.
I don't want to do something.
Maurer: It's not clear. I don't want to be responsible for something and I don't want to keep my promise.
I have a runny nose: I can't get away from others because they have something to handle.
Answer: Keep your word, keep your promise and don't let others eat marbles.
Naughty: coquetry, coquetry. Often coquetry.
Whispering with a handle: talking to scum, the language is unclean.
Chew (Coke 2): Keep talking. Or say something that others don't like to hear.
Dido:? Long-winded, like reading.
Contact:? Vilti, things are not simple and neat.
Wear famous brand: There is a famous Italian fashion called Dinadona, which is called "Dido" for short, just like Dido in Wuhan dialect. So when Wu * * says "wear famous brand", does it mean that this person is very? Vilti. Commonly known as' you are a famous brand', it means: Are you a real person? Vilti.
Play house, play small games and earn a little money.
Stand (ga), engage in: get ready to start, start action. If you're ready.
Belief in evil: I am convinced. I believe in your evil! I really admire you! In fact, I am still unconvinced!
Jump boast: naked naked. Doing business, selling powder: prostitution!
Talking about friends: I'm hitting on someone.
Hangzhou Ophthalmology: Just look at it and don't buy it.
Pick the soil: change people.
It's over: laid off, retired or unemployed. Doing nothing is called washing and sleeping. Commonly known as the minimum consumption-washed and slept.
Loiter: To do nothing or not come home from work. Muddle time: Muddle time and don't work hard.
Settle down: things have been done.
I'll buy a bowl and I'll pay for it all. Very generous, just like "Cha".
Champagne: Take advantage of others. Jianxiangyuan, let's do this: do me a favor by the way.
Boils follow the moon, eating meat and drinking soup: making profits with others, occupying incense. For example, retail investors and large households.
Take a step (juo2): Stop, someone wants to get off.
Brother Dade: Yes! Meaning: I know!
Turn the corner: playing games together counts as one.
Landlord fight: A poker game in which two people play one person.
Right (wa2): Couples at the mahjong table are fighting with each other. Digging through: Two people smashed three houses.
Shuttle running: Poker game, with a large proportion of 5 cards and the largest flush.
The bottom is coming: keep playing good cards and your luck will start to improve.
Run: A poker game in which the first player who finishes playing the cards wins.
Taxi: The first runner has finished playing, but he hasn't played yet. Common reference >>
Question 9: Introduction of the top ten treasures in the world. The history of human development is also the history of wealth accumulation. The improvement of productivity, the change of social form, people's pursuit of spiritual life and the continuous sublimation of ideological realm are all related to the accumulation of wealth. Human beings constantly create wealth, and wealth also promotes human progress. However, in the tunnel of time, some wealth stops here for various reasons. They are either buried deep underground, deliberately hidden, or secretly collected and become mysterious treasures. Finding a treasure by chance is probably everyone's dream, and countless literary works with the theme of treasure hunting are fascinating. Let's introduce the top ten treasures in the world, some of which are accumulated by a country and a family for thousands of years, some are the rewards of a person's life-long exploration, and some are the unexpected discoveries of archaeologists.
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