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A joke about cooling down.
"Will this winter be very bad?" Asked the chief,
"It looks like this." The meteorological bureau responded.
So the chief asked his people to collect more firewood. A week later, he called the weather bureau again.
"Are you sure it will be cold this winter?"
"I tell you, this year will be the coldest winter in history." The other party replied.
"How do you know?"
"Because the Indians are frantically collecting firewood."
C: I heard that your weather forecast programs are always accurate. What is the secret?
D: That depends on whether our weatherman covers himself with a quilt or a blanket when he sleeps at night.
C: What about the quilt?
D: It means it's cold at night, and it must be sunny the next day. If the blanket means no heat dissipation at night, it will rain and cool down the next day.
C: How about the rainfall?
D: It depends on the thickness of the blanket.
C: What about the rainfall range?
D: Covering the whole body, there is a large range of precipitation, but only a part of the local rainfall is covered.
C: What about quilts and blankets?
D: Rain or sun, it's all on the beach.
C: What if nothing is guaranteed?
D: The weather tomorrow will be more complicated, that is, cloudy or other weather.
C: It's a good method.
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