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It's all the fault of the mobile phone
It's all the fault of the mobile phone. 1 mobile phones are really harmful, and I didn't make up lessons well. Let me tell you something about it!
On weekends, dad is at home. I picked up the quilt, stood on the sofa, dumped the quilt and went straight in. I huddled up when the quilt fell. After breakfast, I asked my father to play with my mobile phone, but he didn't give it to me.
When my father took a nap at noon, I asked again and my father agreed. I tiptoed out my mobile phone, I turned it on happily, turned on the king, and I played with relish. Dad said loudly, "Remember to call me if you want to make up lessons after class." But if you play too much, you forget. After playing happily for 3 hours, I looked at the time, which was more than 30 minutes more than the time for making up lessons. I jumped up from the sofa, put on my pants, ran to the room and gave my father a push before he woke up.
In the evening, my mother treated me and my father as prisoners and asked, "Why did I only make up half a class today?" I whispered, "I forgot." Dad said loudly, "It's all him. He has been playing with his mobile phone. " I immediately retorted, "Dad overslept." Mother scolded us severely. I stared at my mobile phone and blamed it for delaying my time. It lies in the palm of dad's hand, indignant. "I didn't let you play!" "
I must arrange my mobile phone time reasonably in the future.
It's all the fault of the mobile phone. To say that this fully functional mobile phone has brought great convenience and convenience to our life, but it has also brought a lot of troubles. Let's talk about the troubles caused by mobile phones first!
Some people use mobile phones to study, while others use mobile phones to play. Today, I will tell you a story about losing your mobile phone because you lost the game.
One day, when I came home from school, my father was sitting proudly on the sofa playing games. I went to see my father playing the glory of the king. At first, he was very sad, and suddenly he was angry. He picked up the phone and clicked on the keyboard, as if to break it. While hitting, he said, "Hit-hit, kill him!" Why didn't you hit him? "After playing for a while, I lost. Dad was angry and stood up and picked up the phone. The more he watched it, the angrier he became. When he raised his mobile phone and threw it out, it broke down. Now dad is like an angry lion, which is very scary.
This incident made me understand a truth: stopping anger is a virtue and accomplishment, and stopping anger is a kind of wisdom and the best way to avoid disaster.
It's all the fault of the mobile phone. Composition 3 engraved a painful lesson in my memory.
It was a weekend and I was playing with my mobile phone happily. Suddenly, my father-in-law said to me seriously, "Play for my sister for a while. You have already played a game." I quickly replied angrily, "It's not just my sister who bothered me when I was playing games and made me lose." Grandpa won't listen to my explanation. He took my mobile phone at lightning speed and gave it to my sister. I quickly grabbed it, ran to my room and locked the door. "Hum, I'll see how you rob it." Then continue to play games.
Playing and playing, I forgot eleven o'clock in an instant. My mother is back. My mother asked about the situation and opened the door with a key. I was suddenly startled when my mother came up to me, grabbed my mobile phone and hit me hard with a drum stick until I cried, then stopped and asked, "Have you finished your homework?" "I didn't do it." I lowered my head and said, "What, you started playing with your mobile phone before you finished your homework." At this time, she frowned and flushed, then beat me up and cursed at the same time. "From now on, I can't play with my mobile phone until I finish my homework."
At this time, my sky was overcast, and I went down to do my homework again. It took me two hours to finish my homework.
Alas, through this incident, I understand that you can't be infatuated with mobile phones, which do great harm to you.
It's all the fault of the mobile phone. Composition 4 Blue sky, white clouds and a flock of geese flying south dispersed the leisurely white clouds. Everything is so beautiful, but a discordant voice suddenly broke this beautiful environment. The voice is: "this month, the mobile phone was confiscated, asking you to play, not to do your homework." What followed was: "Forgive me! Mom, give me my phone back! " What's going on here?
I admired this "great man" called mobile phone when I was very young. My mother bought me this "great man" with a lot of money because she could not stand my weakness. I just saw this "great man" with a white panel and black paint. I knew it was a good product at first sight, and I was almost breathless with joy. I think: I finally saw the true face of the mobile phone today. I really can't put this "great man" down, but what I never expected was that this phone was an upgraded version of Swamp. As long as you play that, you will fall into a quagmire, and people who often play mobile phones will completely fall into a quagmire. No matter what their families say, you just can't hear them.
To my dismay, I also fell into this bottomless quagmire. Now I'm in the sixth grade. Although there is not much homework at home, I often write on 12, because I have been playing with my mobile phone until 9 o'clock. I am nearsighted now, and I am often laughed at by my classmates for having small eyes.
Oh, cell phone, you devil, stay away from me. I sincerely say to you: "cherish life and stay away from mobile phones!" " "
It's all the fault of the mobile phone. After class, I rushed home at a speed of12km per second, for nothing but a good movie at noon? Pacific rim. (Note: it was downloaded by mobile phone)
When I got home, I pretended to be very tired and said to my sister-in-law, "Sister-in-law, I'm so sleepy. I'm going to bed! ? "Hey hey, my sister-in-law agreed, and sure enough! ! ! I walked gracefully up the stairs. (This voice is elegant! ? ) I snickered while walking along the Pacific Ocean, and occasionally a bird came.
Go upstairs and come to the "door manager"-lock, humming and pulling out excitedly? "Relying on the Heavenly Sword" —— The key to subduing "General Doorman" by the speed of light. Rushed into the bathroom and endured the "waterfall movement"-washing feet. After "waterfall forging", I was worried whether my feet were wet or dripping. Hit me in my bed? Yes (it's not so much a bed as a floor ...), it's a ton, but it's actually watching a movie. Take out my beloved Nokia and open it! Turn on the multimedia, flip your fingers up and down, click "Pacific Rim", switch to full screen, put on headphones, and devote yourself to cultivating immortality. ...
It's all the fault of the mobile phone. Composition 6 "Pinghai, don't play games at home!" Mom said angrily. I listened silently with my head down, especially regretting that I shouldn't play mobile phone at home every day!
It was last winter vacation. There was no one at home, only me. As soon as my mother left, I worked overtime in front of my mobile phone. Play until the phone is dead, and play while charging. As soon as I heard that my mother came back, I quickly put down my cell phone and went to the study, pretending to be reading a book to avoid being scolded. But no matter how hidden, there are times when it is exposed.
I always get in close contact with them when I do my homework and read books, and I often blink my eyes. My mother soon discovered my unusual behavior and said that I could no longer play with my mobile phone. I think if I can't, I can't. My mother seems to be a mind reader and says, "Who told you to play with your mobile phone every day?" But I am addicted to mobile phones, and I can't live without them almost all the time. Wait for mom to leave before "working overtime" in front of the mobile phone.
One day I went out to play with my mother. My mother asked me to read a few words in the distance. I squinted for a long time, but I couldn't see it. My mother said angrily, "You must have stolen your mobile phone again." The next day, my mother took away the remote control of the mobile phone and TV, and turned off the power supply, fearing that I would secretly play with my mobile phone at home again.
Since then, my eyesight has declined. I used to be able to see everything clearly ten meters away. Now, everything is blurred three meters away. Now I realize the harm that mobile phones bring to me, and I will play less mobile phones in the future.
At the beginning of school, every junior high school student wanted his own mobile phone, so I ran to my mother and asked for one. As you can imagine, I finally returned home in triumph.
September 16
Today, XX Qing also brought her mobile phone to school. During the lunch break at noon, each of them took out his mobile phone and listened to music. I don't know why, when I saw that each of them had a mobile phone, I was inexplicably angry again. I wish their mobile phones were confiscated by the teacher! But I want to have one myself, but my mother won't buy it for me before my high school. Who knows why she has so many reasons: "ouch! Now is the time for you to study hard and not be distracted! " "You are still young. What if it is robbed? " "You ..." Thought of here, the in the mind more agitated.
September 65438, 2007
Well, someone's cell phone rang in class today, and we talked. The teacher was angry: "Who will bring a mobile phone to school next time, be a student, and let your parents take it after confiscation!" " "My heart secretly glad. I also realized the fun of not having a mobile phone. It turns out that my mother did it for me, too. Hehe, it's not too late for me to have it again in three years!
It's all the fault of the mobile phone. The emergence of mobile phones has facilitated people and brought them closer, but it has brought me disaster.
Before I went to junior high school, I got into the quilt with my mobile phone at night and played all night, then I dozed off in class the next day. My eyesight is getting worse every day, and I can't see the words on the blackboard clearly. Dad took me to the optical shop to get glasses. After measuring my eyesight, the owner of the optical shop said that my eyesight was 600 degrees and I had astigmatism, and told me to play with my mobile phone less.
Is it that serious? The owner of the eyes must have deliberately said that he wanted me to buy his glasses. How can I listen! I continue to play with my glasses on. Now I can't live without my glasses. Once I take them off, I can't even see the road clearly. Only then did I realize that there was something wrong with my eyes. It's all my phone's fault.
Then I remembered something that happened in my neighbor's house the other day: there was a five-year-old son in the neighbor's house. Once, he and his father went to the park to play, and there was a lake in the park. His father plays with his mobile phone while walking. He plays with his mobile phone in one hand and holds his son in the other. When he saw a bench, he told his son not to run away and play beside him. Then sit on the bench and play with your mobile phone. A noise alarmed my father, looked up and found that my son was not around, anxious to find it. Looking in the direction of the sound, I realized that my son had accidentally fallen into the lake. ...
Hey! It's all the fault of the mobile phone, and I will get farther and farther away from it in the future!
It's all caused by mobile phones. 9. Mobile phones are a great hazard. Mobile phones are the biggest killers of human beings. We all need to take good care of our eyes and not indulge in mobile phones.
On Sunday, the sun is shining and the earth is burning. Sunflowers smile at the sun, which is beautiful. And I sat in a rocking chair with my mother's mobile phone and basked in the sun. Suddenly, I sat up, turned on my mobile phone and started playing mobile games. At noon, my mother asked me to eat. I don't want to eat. I want to play with my mobile phone. Until the afternoon, my mother asked me to return her mobile phone, but I didn't, because I was still addicted to online games. My mother came over and grabbed the phone and said, "After playing for so long, go to rest." I held my breath and said, "Well, I just played for a while. It's not that you can't play for me! " "
The next day, when I arrived at school, I suddenly felt a little dizzy, but Rinrin was in class and the teacher was writing on the blackboard, but I couldn't see anything clearly. I was fine last week. Is it because I played too much with my mobile phone yesterday? Alas, I wouldn't have played if I had known!
When I got home, I mentioned it to my mother. My mother scolded me and said that she would take me to get my glasses, so that I could look far away and see the green plants.
This incident taught me to protect my eyes and not to let more injuries happen. If you let it happen, you will be hurt even more!
It's all the fault of the mobile phone. After reading this topic, you will be surprised: what faults will mobile phones cause? You don't understand this. Let me tell you something!
Once, I picked up a mobile phone on my way to school. I just reached out to answer it, and the phone suddenly rang, which scared me to shrink my hand back. I got up the courage, reached for it and pressed the "answer" button. I only heard the other person say, "son, come back quickly and stop playing on the road, ah!" " I said, "Hello, Aunt, I found this mobile phone on the road. Where are you? I will send it! " Aunt said, "Please send it to Class 27! There is a classmate named XXX, give it to him! " With that, she hung up the phone. I ran back to school and found Class 27. I saw that XX was not in class, so I gave his mobile phone to his class teacher.
The next day, the teacher praised me. But my classmates said I stole it, so I had to tell the teacher that I didn't steal it, but I picked it, and the people with me can testify. They really chose. The teacher smiled and touched my head.
It's all the fault of the mobile phone. Composition 1 1 "How could you do this? ..... "My mother gave me a good scolding. the problem is ...
Not long ago, I saw some students playing mobile phones during recess. It is so exciting to see them immersed in the game of mobile phone, and I am very unhappy without mobile phone. So, I went to find them and watch them play. Soon, I was also fascinated. "Yeah, I won!" I couldn't help crying when I watched the big monster win in their mobile phone game. They all gave me strange eyes.
Since watching them play mobile games, my "game addiction" has been "committed". Every time after class, I really want to borrow someone else's mobile phone to play. If I borrow my mobile phone, I will be ecstatic. But I didn't expect "danger" to approach me. ...
The first unit of the Chinese test paper was issued, and I only got 90 points. My heart is sour. Although I am sad, it is difficult for me to "quit" my game addiction.
Not long after, I borrowed my mobile phone from my classmates to play. Finally, one day, my mother found this move.
When I came home from school, my mother immediately severely criticized me. Mom's words are like needles, and they are "stinging" in my heart. I really want to cry.
I think: In the future, I must "quit" the game addiction!
With the development of science and technology, mobile phones have become a necessity for people. There is a group of popular cartoons recently.
If you don't have a mobile phone to go to the toilet, it will take up to five minutes; If you have a mobile phone, it will take twenty minutes; If there is still a good Wi-Fi signal, it depends on whether your legs are numb.
Although this is just a joke, it can attract our attention. Now friends get together and everyone watches mobile phones; Watch mobile phones when family members are reunited; Even eating and watching mobile phones, everyone keeps their mobile phones!
Not only that, but also the students in the class have changed because of their mobile phones. Now, there are more and more nearsighted people in the class. The first row and the second row are simply short-sighted sites.
Forget it. Tell me more about me. I've changed a lot.
It turns out that my eyesight is very good, my eyes are very bright, and I can see things clearly 100 meters away. Now, things are different.
Since I fell in love with mobile phone novels, I read them with my mobile phone every day, and my eyesight has dropped to the extreme. Sometimes after watching the mobile phone, my eyes are still bloodshot. The results have also declined, from the original 95 points to 90 points, sometimes only 80 points.
Cell phone, can you stay away from us? Because many of your children are at odds with their parents; Because your classmates' physical quality is getting worse and worse; Because your friends can't talk well when they meet ... mobile phone! It's all your fault!
It's all the fault of the mobile phone. Composition 13 "It's all the fault of time ..." This is my favorite song at ordinary times, but at noon today, it became the "image spokesperson" of my mood.
At noon, Wei Wei and I became "protagonists" ―― we both had birthdays on the same day, and Wei Wei decided to celebrate. She brought a huge double cake, which surprised us all. Although Teacher Yang repeatedly told us not to bring mobile phones, I also belong to the "ambition" school. I couldn't help stealing. I quietly put my mobile phone in my schoolbag and told the latter to go away.
No, at noon today, after we finished eating the cake, I put my mobile phone in my pocket and went out for a walk with my classmates. On the way back, I happened to find the life teacher in "rounds", and I thought to myself: Oh, no, run, but you will be deducted if you are late! I immediately grabbed my classmates and ran. On the way to running, I don't know which "annoying" guy tripped me, so I stumbled back to the familiar 427 dormitory. Just walked to the door, only to find that Teacher Yang was also in the dormitory, so I opened my mouth and shouted, "Hello, Teacher Yang!" " "Before the word" Yang "could be uttered, a deafening sound gave me the willies-"Bang! "I immediately turned pale and scared to death, thinking: Oh, no, mobile phone! ! Teacher Yang turned his head and looked at the ground. Instinctively, my first reaction was to pick up my mobile phone with luck, put it in my bag and pretend as if nothing had happened.
On Sunday, I want my parents to take me to the playground.
So, I said to my mother who was playing with her mobile phone, "Mom, today is Sunday. Will you take me to the playground? " My mother said to me angrily, "can't you see I'm busy?" Go to your father. " So I went to my father. I looked downstairs three times, but I couldn't find him. I'll look for him on the second floor. Finally, I found my father on the bed in the corpse carving room. I am happy to say to my father, "Dad, will you take me to the playground?" Dad said to me, "OK, but why doesn't your mother take you?" I said sadly, "Mom is busy, so I'll ask Dad to take me." Dad said angrily, "What is your mother busy with?" I said, "I'm playing with my mobile phone." Dad rolled up his sleeves and said, "Look how I can clean her up!" " "Before I could say anything, my father ran downstairs and said angrily to my mother," I only know how to play with my mobile phone every day. "When my mom heard this, she stared at my dad and said," You just don't know how to play mobile phones … "I was sad to see my parents quarreling. I thought to myself, if only I didn't go to the playground noisily!
I won't run around again, but I think it's all because of the mobile phone that mom and dad will quarrel.
It's all the fault of the mobile phone. Composition 15 "hey, how did the children's grades drop again?" They all dropped by eleven places. " Mom and dad's discussion came from the living room. I don't know what to say after hearing these words.
Yes, my grades have dropped by eleven places. You have to listen to me for this reason.
Just last month, because my father gave me a mobile phone to reward me for doing well in the monthly exam, I hope I can make persistent efforts and get better results next time.
Since I have a mobile phone, I am full of joy, watching it day and night, and have no time to review. Finally, the second monthly exam came, but I didn't read any books! At this time, I am very flustered! I had no choice but to cram for a while, read a book in a hurry, and then go to see my mobile phone.
As I expected, in the second month, my grades not only didn't improve, but also dropped by eleven places!
Mom and dad began to panic. They thought carefully, which link went wrong?
At this time, I understood everything. It's all the fault of the mobile phone!
In fact, there is not much wrong with the mobile phone. After all, I am not self-disciplined. If I were more self-disciplined, I might get better grades.
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