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Diaries of primary school students-it's your fault that you don't read them, and it's my fault that you don't laugh when you read them [repost] [share]

Monday, February 30th is fine.

It's too bad the sun didn't shine all day today. Dad bought two goldfish and drowned one in the water tank. I am sad.

Teacher's comment: I am also very sad. I've lived so long that I've never met anyone on February 30! I have never seen a sunny day without the sun, and I have never seen a goldfish that will drown.

1。 Title: Although ......

The child wrote: He took off his clothes and put on his trousers.

Teacher's comment: Does he want to take it off or wear it?

2。 Title: Among them

Children write: My left foot is hurt.

Teacher's comment: Are you a centipede?

3。 Title: One after another.

The child wrote: After work, my father went home one after another.

Teacher's comment: How many dads do you have?

4。 Theme: sadness

The child wrote: There is a ditch in front of my house, so sad.

Teacher's comment: The teacher is even sadder.

5。 Title: Again ... Again ...

Children write: My mother is short, tall, fat and thin.

Teacher's comments; Is your mother a deformed diamond?

6。 Title: Look.

The child wrote: What are you looking at? I haven't seen

Teacher's comment: I haven't seen it.

7。 Title: Prosperity.

Children write: bustling confession.

Teacher's comment: Don't watch too many series!

8。 Theme: Delicious

Children write: delicious fart.

Teacher's comment: Some things are inedible.

9。 Title: Innocent.

The child wrote: It's really hot today.

Teacher's comment: You are so naive.

10。 Title: Sure enough

Children write: I ate fruit yesterday and then drank cold water.

Teacher's comment: Yes

1 1。 Title: ... first, then ... second, third, fourth and fifth.

Children write: goodbye, sir!

Teacher's comment: Imagination exceeds the wisdom of people on earth.

12。 Title: In addition,

The child wrote: a train passed by, besides, besides, besides.

Teacher's comment: forget it if I die.