I'm feeling very depressed. Do you have any funny jokes? Don't make cold jokes.

1. A person is very familiar with the sounds of birds. As long as he hears a bird's call, he can tell what kind of bird it is.

His wife admired him very much and hoped that he could teach him this skill.

This man went to buy a small and cute alarm clock. This alarm clock would emit different bird calls every time on the hour. Then, he told his wife that these were the sounds of those birds.

On this day, the two of them were working in the yard, and there was a sound of birds chirping in the house. The husband asked his wife: "What kind of bird is that chirping?"

The wife thought for a while and replied: "It is five o'clock now."

2. Husband: "If you don't take the child with you, you will just read the magazine there. You should learn from the swallows written on it. : The hard-working female swallow delivers food to her chicks three to four hundred times a day..."

Wife: "It would be great if it were like the seahorse written above: the female seahorse lays her eggs in the male seahorse's pouch. , there is no such thing as a seahorse mother..."

3. One morning, the wife looked in the mirror and said to her husband: "You said that if you come back from get off work every day to cook and wash, I will do nothing. , just have to go to work, that’s great.”

The husband walked to his wife, shook her arm and said, “Wife, wake up, wake up, it’s getting late.”

4. A man called the doctor: "Doctor, my wife has been having stomachaches recently, as if she had appendicitis."

Doctor: "I remember doing this on your wife two years ago Cecumectomy surgery, I have never seen a man with two appendixes."

Have you never heard that a man may have two wives?"

5. The beggar's wallet was stolen by a fool. The blind man saw it. The mute roared. The deaf man was startled. The hunchback stepped forward. The lame man kicked up. Finally, the fool was crippled and arrested. Mazi stood up and said : Forget it for my sake

6. One Saturday afternoon, Xiaoying came back from tutoring and sat in the living room doing homework. Suddenly the doorbell rang, and Xiaoying hurried to open the door. She saw a handsome and tall man standing there. When she was wondering who he was, her mother came out of the kitchen, saw him, smiled happily and said, "You are finally here!" Then she turned back to Xiaoying and said, "Call daddy!"

< p>Xiaoying thought to herself: Who is this man? Why should I call him dad? Could it be that mom...

She said nothing and remained silent. Seeing that Xiaoying didn't move at all, her mother said to her again: "Call me daddy!" Xiaoying was still indifferent, staring at her mother and the man, and decided to use silence to represent her last human dignity.

My mother said loudly and threateningly: "Hurry up and call daddy!" Xiaoying and her mother were in a stalemate.

My mother was anxious and angry. She stretched out her right hand and slapped Xiaoying, and shouted: "Call dad! Why are you standing there in a daze?"

Xiaoying was stunned immediately. She didn’t expect that her mother would beat him for a strange man. Xiaoying cried sadly and said to the stranger: "Dad...Dad..." Her mother looked surprised and said: " You idiot~~~~~~~~ Can he hear you when you call daddy? People are coming to repair the water tower. Go to the room and call daddy and take him to the top floor! ”