What homophonic jokes are there?

1. Xiao Jiu stopped the taxi and asked the driver, "How long does it take from here to the airport?"

Driver: "It will take a long time."

Xiao Jiu: "How long will it take at least?"

Driver: "It takes longer to ride a horse."

2, Fahai and Bai Niangzi, while Bai Niangzi was unprepared, took a bite of Bai Niangzi and died of bleeding.

Mrs. White Snake said coldly, "Now you know what it means to kill yourself by biting a snake."

In ancient times, there was a couple across the river. Men like to write poems. Every time they finish writing a poem, they fold it up, hide it in duck feathers, and let the ducks swim to the other side for women to enjoy.

His friend suggested, "Isn't it faster to take pigeons?"

The man explained, "This is her request. My poems must rhyme. "

4. I asked my dad, "Dad, do you have WeChat?"

Hearing this, Dad slapped him and said, "Do you think I have authority?"

I was so scared that I quickly closed the open WeChat again.

5. "In order to avoid casualties, today's tournament will end! Start the roll call, Huashan disciple! "

"here!"

"Wudang disciple!"

"here!"

……

"Since everyone is here, let's call it a day, dismissed!"