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Main characters: Yang Xiaoqing, a student, female, 16 years old.

Protagonist: Su Xiaoyang, a student, male, 16 years old.

Other characters: grandma, about 70 years old, Yang's father: 40 years old, doctor, female, 50 years old on the right, Su's parents in their forties.

Plot introduction:

Yang Xiaoqing is a single-parent family. She looks sensible on the outside, but she is rebellious on the inside. She hates her mother very much. Her mother divorced her father and went abroad when she was one and a half years old. She was brought up by a kind and nagging grandmother. My father is an alcoholic with a bad temper. He is an honest and frank man. Although he loves his daughter, his parents created mental shackles for her as soon as she was born. She became a victim of her parents' divorce and a group of children in a single-parent family. Life is flawed for her. She longs for love and warmth.

Su Xiaoyang is a student transferred from other places. His parents are businessmen. He bought a house in the city, invited his aunt, and spent most of his time doing business in other places. Every parent-teacher meeting, parents are always absent, and teachers often ask them questions. Gradually, the two became friends, which made them feel a little in the same boat. Su Xiaoyang and Yang Xiaoqing, who are introverted, have nothing to say, and they are together when nothing happens. Later, Yang Xiaoqing got pregnant and didn't know what she had done wrong.

Xiaoqing: {Dad is on a business trip. Grandma was not at home, so I went to see him. Who told me that I always wanted him to call? Have you got up?

Xiao Yang: {quilt cover} Bah! What's the fuss so early? The phone keeps ringing, which keeps you ringing. The mobile phone is hanging in the air and the quilt is stuck on the head. {I hate plugging my ears}

Xiaoqing: {too lazy to ring the doorbell} Open the door!

Xiao Yang: {Curling the quilt and rubbing his half-narrowed scarlet eyes} Somebody, open the door. {Some people complain that they are tired} Ah, what are you doing here so early?

Xiaoqing: What a Su Xiaoyang. His cell phone was turned off and he didn't answer the phone. {very angry}

Xiao Yang, I, I, I, I played games all night last night, and you came as soon as you fell asleep.

Xiaoqing: What time is it? {Pointing at the watch and telling Xiaoyang to look} You are still sleeping. Yesterday, you said you were going out to play today. {You are pouting. }

Xiao Yang: {scratching his head} I forgot.

Xiaoqing: Hum, {angry}

Xiao Yang: What are you doing? You're just hanging out. When can't I go out to play? You don't have to be so angry.

Xiaoqing: You can't break your word. Besides, grandma will be back next week.

Xiao Yang: Ah! Come back so early? {soliloquize, come back as soon as you come back, what are you afraid of}

Xiaoqing: Who knows? Dad called last night and said he wasn't worried about me. Besides, no one washes clothes or cooks. I'm tired of eating in restaurants every day.

Xiao Yang: When should I wash clothes? I will take it off and put it in the washing machine. Just take it out to dry the next day. You can't even use the washing machine, can you?

Xiaoqing: Who said, how does the washing machine wash clothes? Please, aunt, it's easier said than done. Our family is not as rich as yours. {sarcastically}

Xiao Yang: Hehe, please have an aunt. You don't have to worry about washing clothes and cooking. Even if your grandmother doesn't come back, it's okay. How free I am. {a smug look}

Xiaoqing: Who said that? Grandma doesn't live in the country. She has something to do for the time being

Xiaoyang: Hey hey, did I say that? Your grandmother always asks questions when she comes, which is very annoying.

Xiaoqing: Well, I can't help it. Who will take care of me without grandma? Who told me that I was born in a divorced family? Mom has a new family, and dad is always on a business trip. Grandma cares about me most.

Xiaoyang: Alas, what's the use of mom and dad? They are always busy! I only know how to do business, and I never go to parent-teacher conferences. Now my parents won't come back until the Spring Festival. Can you come to my house often in the future?

Xiaoqing: Is there anything delicious? It's almost time for lunch, and you are still sleeping. Lift the quilt and pull Xiaoyang's ear. Get up, you, for a while,,,

Xiao Yang: It's okay. My aunt will not come today. I said I don't have to clean and cook on Saturday and Sunday. I want to review my lessons and go out to eat by myself.

Xiaoqing: You liar, holding Xiaoyang's ear.

Xiaoyang: Hug Xiaoqing,

Xiaoqing: {Pushing him away} Bah! {pouting} Didn't we agree to go to the playground today?

Xiao Yang: I forgot.

Xiaoqing: Talking is not annoying.

Xiao Yang: I don't hate kissing you.

Xiaoqing: {twisting his head} Hate, hate, just hate! {coquetry}

Xiao Yang: Come on, dear.

Xiaoqing: Fuck you and ignore you.

Xiao Yang: You play the game first.

Xiaoqing: Why are you going?

Xiaoyang: Call Mom and Dad, {Reconnaissance}

Xiaoqing: I remember I said I would go home for the New Year. What are you afraid of? Okay, that's too bad.

Xiao Yang: Qingqing, don't go out to play today. Do you want to go to the playground tomorrow?

Xiaoqing: No, I'm going today. {giggle}

Xiao Yang: Next week, we will start preparing lessons. If I fail in the exam, my father will not spare me. I said that the top 10 students before the exam are 2000 yuan per month, and the top 15 students before the exam are 1500. If I fail in the exam, it will be miserable. How to play without pocket money?

Xiaoqing: Your father is really encouraging. My father is stingy, and he can say a few nice words at most if he does well in the exam. It's really boring

Xiao Yang: So I won't play games next week. Let's cheer together.

Xiaoqing: I don't have your skill. You are in the top five or six. I dropped twenty-five in the middle term, and my dad didn't ask.

Xiaoyang: No way, haven't you always been in the top ten or so?

Xiaoqing: It's all you, I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, I miss you so much, and I didn't do well in the exam.

Xiao Yang: Ah! {Shocked} Amitabha, I am guilty, guilty. It's all my fault.

Xiaoqing: Oh, what the hell are you doing? Hehe, you are still a monk. Go, go, go to be a monk, {Sao pushes Xiaoyang},

Xiaoyang: Hey, hey, is it fun? In the future, you will become a monk and I will become a monk.

Xiaoqing: Hehe, you think you are Jia Baoyu, but I am not Lin Daiyu.

Xiao Yang, who said that? I won't let you become Lin Daiyu. You will be my wife in the future.

Xiaoqing: Be serious and don't go back on your word. {Tick your fingers}

Xiaoyang: Yes! {Two people clap their hands hand in hand}

Xiaoqing: If you don't marry me in the future, I will really become a nun.

Xiaoyang: Hey, I just want to marry you as my wife in the future, and I don't want any beautiful women.

Xiaoqing: Of course. {Very happy and proud}

Xiao Yang: Let's go out for lunch.

Xiaoqing: I don't want to eat.

Xiao Yang: Baby, what do you want to eat?

Xiaoqing: Eat mala Tang.

Xiao Yang: OK, I'll call them to deliver it.

Xiaoqing: something sour,

Xiao Yang: Say what you want to say. [After a while] Yang Xiaoqing, when did you change your taste?

Xiaoqing: I don't know I can't eat these days, and my appetite is very sour.

Xiao Yang: Oh, I was also shocked. Let's have some barbecue.

Xiaoqing: Well, the barbecue is spicy and very good.

Didi, the mobile phone rang, {signaling Xiao Yang to be quiet} Dad, how are you, Qingqing? Good. How are you? Dad is fine. Qingqing, aren't you at home? Yes, I'm just out shopping. Oh, no wonder no one answered the phone at home. Qingqing, the senior high school entrance examination is coming soon. You should hurry up to review and try to be admitted to a key high school. I know. By the way, Qing Qing, I just got off the phone with your grandmother. Your uncle is ill. He will be fine. Your grandmother will come back tomorrow. Tomorrow is Sunday. You can meet her at the station. Ok, this little thing is on me. Haha, you little girl, ok, call a taxi, ok? I will, dad. Don't worry. Ok, I'll hang up and study hard. Well, {I can't wait to hang up early}

The doorbell rang and the mala Tang waiter came. They ate with relish, DJ was playing loudly, and suddenly Xiaoqing threw up.

Xiao Yang: What's wrong? Look at the spicy food in Xiaoqing bowl. There is nothing in it, {inexplicable}

Xiaoqing: I ran to the bathroom for a while and then came out.

Xiao Yang: How do you play, Xiaoqing?

Xiaoqing: {looks sad] I don't know. I always feel sick after eating these days.

Xiao Yang: Ah, it's impossible.

Xiaoqing: What is it?

Xiao Yang: Are you really pregnant?

Xiaoqing: Ah! {Very shocked} What should I do? {crying, I'm going to take the exam} I'm miserable!

Xiao Yang: Let's go to the hospital this afternoon.

Xiaoqing: You are not shy. I'm not going.

Xiao Yang: Go and have a check. Maybe not.

Hospital:

Xiaoqing: It's very shy to sit in front of the doctor. I am embarrassed. I'm not a real doctor, am I? {I'm nervous and shy}

Doctor: You are pregnant,

Xiaoqing: {dizzy, shaking all over} Shit! Shit!

Doctor: What are you talking about? Stop it or,,,,, an idiomatic tone.

Xiaoqing: Doctor, I'm afraid!

Doctor: Now I know I'm afraid. What about your parents?

Xiaoqing: Dad is on a business trip, mom, mom,,, she,,

Doctor: Your mother plays,

Xiaoqing: She has other children.

Doctor: I can't leave you alone.

Xiaoqing: No, I can't say it clearly. My parents are divorced and my mother is abroad.

Doctor: No wonder. What do you suggest? We can't put it off any longer, it will be more troublesome after a long time. {suddenly turned into a gentle tone}

Xiaoqing: {Sobbing} Doctor, please help me. I don't know what to do.

Doctor: Alas, {Silly boy, I really don't understand, shaking my head}

Xiaoqing: Doctor, what should I do? {I'm in a hurry} There will be an exam next month.

Doctor: Who told you to steal the forbidden fruit so early? Now you know you're scared. Do it quickly.

Xiaoqing: I walked into the operating room and saw those dazzling medical devices. One of them turned and ran away. I don't want to do this. I'm afraid to run all the way, as if someone is chasing her.

Xiao Yang: I am afraid to see Xiaoqing like this, and I don't know what to do. Considering that the exam is coming soon, they are as anxious as headless flies and ants on hot bricks.

Xiaoqing: Run to the hospital gate. {sobbing on the side of the road}

Xiao Yang: Xiaoqing, why did you run out?

Xiaoqing: I'm afraid, I'm really afraid!

Xiao Yang: What should we do?

Xiaoqing: What should I do if grandma and dad know what I should do? Dad will kill me.

Xiao Yang: I don't know what to do.

Xiaoqing: Xiao Yang, I don't want to stay here. Are we leaving here? If the school finds out, it will be even worse. Maybe I'll get fired. What should I do?

Xiaoyang: What should I do? Why don't you listen to the doctor!

Xiaoqing: No, I'm afraid. It's horrible!

Xiao Yang: Qingqing, I don't want to run away. If you want to go, go alone.

Xiaoqing: What a Su Xiaoyang! You are so bad!

Xiao Yang: If you want to go, don't worry about it. Push Xiaoyang away {No matter how Xiaoyang shouts, he runs crying} Xiaoyang shouts to chase,,,