English jokes and Chinese translation

The hostess apologized to her unexpected guest because there was no cheese in the apple pie she served. The little boy of this family quietly left the room and went to Amo. When he came back, he took a piece of cheese and put it on the guest's plate. The guest smiled, put the cheese in his mouth and said, "Son, your eyes are definitely better than your mother's. Where did you find the cheese? " "In the rat trap, sir," the boy replied.

Hospitality

The hostess apologized to the guests because there was no cheese at home when they ate apple pie. The little boy in this family left home quietly. After a while, he returned to his room with a piece of cheese and put it on the guest's plate. The guest smiled and put the cheese in his mouth and said, "Son, your eyes are just better than your mother's. Where did you find the cheese? " "On the mousetrap, sir." The little boy said.

Once upon a time, there was a mouse father.

Once upon a time, there was a mouse father.

He wants to marry his daughter to the greatest man in the world.

He wants to marry his daughter to the greatest man in the world.

But who is the greatest person in the world?

But who is the greatest person in the world? )

Oh! The sun! He must be the greatest man in the world.

(ah! It is the sun! He must be the greatest man in the world.

Father mouse goes to talk to the sun.

(Father Mouse goes to talk to the sun)

"hello! Mr sun. I know you are the greatest person in the world.

(hello! Mr. Sun, I know you are the greatest person in the world.

Will you marry my daughter? "

Will you marry my daughter? )

"What? I am not the greatest person in the world. The greatest man is the cloud.

(what? I am not the greatest person in the world! The greatest should be the cloud)

If he comes out, I'll be covered. "

I was covered as soon as he appeared.

Father mouse goes to talk to the cloud.

(Father Mouse goes to find Yun)

"hello! Mr. Claude. I know you are the greatest person in the world.

(hello! Mr. Yun, I know you are the greatest person in the world.

Will you marry my daughter? "

Will you marry my daughter? )

"What? I am not the greatest person in the world. The greatest man is the wind.

(what? I am not the greatest person in the world! The biggest should be the wind)

If he comes out, I will be blown away. "

I was fascinated as soon as he appeared.

Father mouse went to talk to the wind.

(Father Mouse goes to find the wind)

"hello! Mr. Feng. I know you are the greatest person in the world.

(hello! Mr. Feng, I know you are the greatest person in the world.

Will you marry my daughter? "

Will you marry my daughter? )

"What? I am not the greatest person in the world. The greatest man is the wall.

(what? I am not the greatest person in the world! The greatest should be the wall)

If he comes out, I will be stopped. "

As soon as he showed up, I was blocked

Father mouse goes to talk to the wall.

(Father Mouse walks to the wall)

"hello! Mr. wall. I know you are the greatest person in the world.

(hello! Mr. Wall, I know you are the greatest person in the world.

Will you marry my daughter? "

Will you marry my daughter? )

"What? I am not the greatest person in the world. The greatest person is you, mouse. "

(what? I am not the greatest person in the world! The greatest thing is actually you! It's a mouse! )

"The greatest person in the world is a mouse?"

The greatest person in the world … is a mouse? )

"Yes, the greatest man in the world is a mouse. See? If the mouse comes out, I will be bitten! "

(That's right! The greatest thing in the world is a mouse. You see, as soon as you showed up, I was dug up! )

Father mouse is very happy.

Father mouse is so happy! )

He finally knew that mice were the greatest people in the world.

He finally knew that the greatest man in the world was a mouse. )

He will marry his daughter to the handsome mouse next door.

He decided to marry his daughter to the handsome little mouse next door. )

Four seasons of a tree

Don't judge a person's life by a difficult season.

There is a man. He has four sons. He hopes that his sons will learn not to judge things and look at pear trees in the distance.

The eldest son went in winter, the second in spring, the third in summer and the youngest in autumn. When they all left and came back, he called them together and described what they saw.

The first son said the tree was ugly, crooked and weak. The second son said no-it was full of green shoots and full of hope. The third son said that the tree was full of flowers, which smelled delicious and looked beautiful. The last son was dissatisfied with all the flowers. He said that the trees were ripe, full of fruits and full of vitality.

Then the man told his sons that they were all right, because each of them only saw one season in the tree's life. He told them that they can't judge a tree or a person only by one season, and the essence of who they are-happiness, joy and love from life-can only be measured at the end of all seasons.

If you give up in winter, you will miss the hope of spring, the beauty of summer and the harvest of autumn. Don't let the pain of one season ruin the happiness of other seasons.

Don't judge a person's life only when it is difficult.

Once upon a time, a father had four sons. He hoped his sons would learn not to jump to conclusions about anything, so he took turns sending them far away to find a pear tree.

The eldest son went in winter, the second son set out in spring, and the third son went in hot summer, so the eldest son embarked on a journey in the golden autumn.

After they all came back from searching for trees, their father called them together and listened to them describe what they saw.

The eldest son scolded the branches for being crooked, dry and ugly. The second son quickly denied that the tree was full of green shoots and full of vitality.

The third child disagreed, and the tree was obviously full of flowers, revealing its fragrance and beauty.

What they said really left Lao Yao speechless. Aren't the branches full of fruits, showing vitality and harvest?

The father explained that his sons were right because they saw different scenes in the four seasons of the year.

He told his sons that you can't judge a tree by a season, let alone a person by a moment, because the essence of a person-from the root of their happiness, joy and love-can only be solved when his life ends.

If you give up in winter, you will undoubtedly miss the vitality of spring, the beauty of summer and the benefits of autumn. Don't spoil all the fun because of the pain of one season.

One day, a tourist from the city came to a small village and drove on the country road to see what the farm looked like and how farmers made a living. The city man saw a farmer in his yard, holding a pig in his hand, holding it high so that the pig could eat the apples on the apple tree. The city man said to the farmer, "I think your pig likes apples, but isn't that a waste of time?" The farmer replied, "What is time to a pig?"

One day, a tourist from the city came to a small village. He drove along the road in the country to see what the farm was like and how farmers made a living by farming. City people saw a farmer on the grass behind his house, holding a pig in his hand and holding it high so that it could eat apples from the tree. The city man said to the farmer, "I think your pig likes apples, but isn't it a waste of time?" The farmer replied, "What does time mean to pigs?"

A man went to church and started talking to God. He said, "God, what is a million dollars to you?" God said, "a penny", and then the man said, "God, what is a million years to you?" God said, "One second", and then the man said, "God, can I have a penny?" God said "at once"

A man walks into a church and talks to God. He asked, "Lord, what does a million dollars mean to you?" God replied, "A penny." The man asked, "What about a million years?" God said, "One second." Finally, the man asked, "God, can I have a penny?" God replied, "Right away."

allybaby

Once, two hunters went hunting in the forest. One of them suddenly fell down accidentally. He rolled his eyes and seemed to have stopped his fear. Another hunter quickly took out his mobile phone and called the emergency center for help. The operator said calmly, "First of all, you should make sure that he is dead." Then the operator heard a gunshot from the other end of the phone, and then he heard the hunter ask, "What should I do next?"

Two hunters went hunting in the forest. One of them accidentally fell down and his eyes turned white, as if he had stopped breathing. Another hunter quickly took out his mobile phone and dialed the emergency number. The operator said calmly, "The first step is to make sure that your friend is dead." So, the operator heard a gunshot on the phone, and then heard the hunter ask, "What's the second step?"

He won

Tommy: Johnny, how is your little brother? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself.

Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen?

Johnny: We played a game to see who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won.

He won

Tom: Johnny, how is your little brother?

Johnny: He is ill in bed. He's hurt.

Tom: That's too bad. What happened?

Johnny: We played a game to see who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won.

I have his ears in my pocket.

Ivan came home with a bloody nose. His mother asked, "What happened?"

"A child bit me," Ivan replied.

"Can you recognize him if you see him again?" His mother asked.

"I know where he is," Ivan said. "His ears are in my pocket."

His ear is in my pocket.

Ivan came home with a nosebleed. His mother asked, "What's the matter?"

"A boy bit me," Ivan said.

"Can you recognize him when you see him again?" Mom asked.

"I can recognize him wherever he goes," Ivan said. "His ears are still in my pocket."

A good boy.

Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"

"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.

"You are a good boy," mother said proudly. "Give you two cents. But why are you so interested in that old woman? "

"She is a candy seller."

Good boy

Little Robert asked his mother for two cents.

"What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"

"I gave it to a poor old woman," he replied. "You are such a good boy," mother said proudly. "Give you two cents. But why are you so interested in that old lady? "

"She sells sweets."

drink

One day, a father and his little son came home. At this age, boys are interested in all kinds of things and always ask questions. Now, he asked, "Dad, what does the word' drunk' mean?" "Well, my son," his father replied, "look, there are two policemen standing there. If I think two policemen are four, then I am drunk. "

"But, Dad," said the boy, "there is only one policeman!"

Drunk

One day, the father came home with his youngest son. The child is at the age of being interested in everything and always has endless questions. He asked his father, "Dad, what does the word' drunk' mean?" "Well, son," the father replied, "Look, there are two policemen standing there. If I see that they are four, then I am drunk. " "But, Dad," said the child, "there is only one policeman there!"

treat cordially

The hostess apologized to her unexpected guest because there was no cheese in the apple pie she served. The little boy of this family quietly left the room and went to Amo. When he came back, he took a piece of cheese and put it on the guest's plate. The guest smiled, put the cheese in his mouth and said, "Son, your eyes are definitely better than your mother's. Where did you find the cheese? " "In the rat trap, sir," the boy replied.

Hospitality

The hostess apologized to the guests because there was no cheese at home when they ate apple pie. The little boy in this family left home quietly. After a while, he returned to his room with a piece of cheese and put it on the guest's plate. The guest smiled and put the cheese in his mouth and said, "Son, your eyes are just better than your mother's. Where did you find the cheese? " "On the mousetrap, sir." The little boy said.

A 747 plane was on its way across the Atlantic when the captain's voice came from the loudspeaker: "Attention, passengers. We lost one engine, but we can definitely use the remaining three to get to London. Unfortunately, we will be one hour late. "

After a while, the passengers heard the captain's voice again. "Guess what, guys. We just lost the third engine, but please rest assured that we can fly with only one engine. We will arrive in London three hours late. "

At this point, a passenger became very angry. "For God's sake," he shouted, "if we lose another engine, we will stay here all night!"

There is only one engine left.

A 747 passenger plane was crossing the Atlantic when the captain's voice came from the loudspeaker: "Attention, passengers, one of our four engines is missing. But the remaining three engines will take us to London. It's just that we will be an hour late. " After a while, the passengers heard the captain's voice again: "Ladies and gentlemen, guess what? We just lost the third engine. But please believe me. We can fly with only one engine, but it will be three hours late. " Just then, a passenger said angrily, "For God's sake, if we lose another engine, we will stay in the sky all night."

Young hope: "Father, what is a political traitor?"

Father (a senior politician): "A traitor is a person who leaves our political party and goes to another political party."

Young promising star: "So, what is a person who left his party and came to your party?"

Father: "A convert, my son."

What is a traitor?

For young people: "Father, what is a political traitor?"

Father (a senior politician): "A traitor refers to a person who leaves our party and joins another party."

Youwei youth: "So, what's the name of the person who left his party and joined our party?"

Father: "Call a convert. My son. "

Ivan came home with a bloody nose. His mother asked, "What happened?"

"A child bit me," Ivan replied.

"Can you recognize him if you see him again?" His mother asked.

"I know where he is," Ivan said. "His ears are in my pocket."

Ivan came home with a nosebleed. His mother asked, "What's the matter?"

"A boy bit me," Ivan said.

"Can you recognize him when you see him again?" Mom asked.

"I can recognize him wherever he goes," Ivan said. "His ear is still in my pocket.

Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"

"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.

"You are a good boy," mother said proudly. "Give you two cents. But why are you so interested in that old woman? "

"She is a candy seller."

Little Robert asked his mother for two cents.

"What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"

"I gave it to a poor old woman," he replied. "You are such a good boy," mother said proudly. "Give you two cents. But why are you so interested in that old lady? "

"She sells sweets."

Doctor: Please open your mouth, madam.

Woman: Thank you very much, doctor.

Doctor: Why are you thanking me?

Lady: Because my husband always tells me to shut up.

Doctor: Please open your mouth, madam.

Madam: Thank you very much, doctor.

Doctor: Why are you thanking me?

Madam: Because my husband always tells me to shut up.

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