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Talking about getting married on April Fool's Day

April Fool's Day, get married and talk about the whole person.

With the development of social networks, more and more people like to publish stories to share their daily life and their feelings. Do you know how to avoid repetition? The following is an April Fool's Day wedding story I collected for you. Welcome to read the collection.

On April Fool's Day, let's talk about 1 1. I will wait for you outside the door. Come out to see you after reading the information. It's cold after waiting for a long time, and you won't let me wait alone. It's already out, isn't it? It's good to keep going. I went out. You really know. I'm waiting outside my heart for you to put me in my heart and spend my life there. Thank you, little fool, laugh, then I am already in your heart. Happy April Fool's Day.

2. Everyone says that you are beautiful, beautiful, envious of your red lips and white teeth, loving your green clothes, smelling your fragrance and praising your beauty. Stop looking, silly friend. I'm not talking about your beauty, I'm praising roses.

3. A fool's heart is indispensable, and a man's heart is indispensable. Today is my treat! By the way, today's April Fool's Day, don't trust anyone who invites you to eat, drink and have fun, and ignore anyone who invites you to work overtime for a meeting. This is a lie! Trust me!

April Fool's Day is not only a fool, but also a blessing; April Fool's Day is not only cheating, but also greeting. April fool's day is not only fun, but also sincere; April Fool's Day is coming. I sincerely wish you "stupid" to keep pace with the times and sink into yan zhen.

My family has a birthday peach, which blooms in April and is auspicious. Wonders keep looking at flowers, and curious tourists line up. Peach blossoms are blossoming, auspicious, and rare treasures. Friends, come and look at these beautiful flowers. I specialize in receiving big fools. April Fool's Day, I wish you a happy friend!

6. As mentioned above, we should eliminate handsome guys and beautiful women from all directions and fields, fundamentally eliminate unstable factors and safeguard world peace! Try to escape as soon as possible. Who told you you were so attractive? Happy April Fool's Day!

April Fool's Day is coming. As a buddy, I really don't want to mess with you Even if I want to mess with you, I don't have the ability. Are you right? By the way, when I sent a text message, they said that only fools would read it and fools would not forward it. Happy April Fool's Day.

8. Tell your friends the secret of not being fooled: Every April Fool's Day, you should be mentally prepared. Edit a few short messages in advance to fool others, and you will be prepared when you receive them, and you will not panic or be happy. Friends remember that bragging fools don't pay taxes this day.

9. Tell your wife the good news. When I went out today, I met a good thing. I found a thousand dollars and couldn't help crying and laughing. Today, I predict the zodiac, and everything goes well. Don't laugh, silly wife, it's easy to pick up money. I wish my wife a giggle on April Fool's Day!

10. A warm letter, a sweet bag, a bag of happiness and good luck, a bucket of healthy dragon and horse spirit, a box of apple safes and a basket of coke, plus my full blessing, I would like to receive the message of "eating food". Happy April Fool's Day!

1 1. To tell the truth today, I already have her in my heart. Beauty, gentleness and kindness have been in my heart for a long time. Now we are going to get married and live happily as a family. Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, fool, you are her in my heart. Happy April Fool's Day!

12. You are a dark horse and stand out from the crowd. You are a white horse with an enviable princess; You are a swift horse, and a young man gallops a thousand miles with success. I will always like you, especially the feeling of holding you. Happy April Fool's Day!

On April Fool's Day, let's talk about 2 1. Beauty smiles when she sees you, and money depends on you. She sleeps late every day and doesn't have to run around. There is sunshine if you want to be brilliant, and there is a bus if you want to travel. Why is life so wonderful? Because April Fool's Day is coming, your holiday is up to you!

2. To be a man, we should leave a place for fools, do things with the power of fools, live like fools, and have a career with fools. Today, I finally found you, the "fool" who slipped through the net. Happy April Fool's Day!

3. I have been waiting for a long time, and my salary has risen; After studying for a long time, property prices have fallen; I bought it for a long time and won the lottery; After thinking for a long time, my daughter-in-law has; It's been a long time, and your holiday has come. I forgot to tell you that the above is a gift for April Fool's Day.

4. Water knows the depth of the fish; The freedom of birds, God knows; The happiness of insects is naturally known; I know your happiness: you must be plain. Silently giggle, your holiday is coming, happy April Fool's Day!

When you receive this message, is your mind full of question marks? Are your eyes full of exclamation points? Is your heart full of countless ellipsis? Yes, I'm just teasing you! Because, I want to wish you a happy April fool's day!

6. This short message is very good. You will be lucky when you receive it. The youth forwarded is not old, and the banknotes sent in groups will follow. The content is: April Fool's Day should be civilized, and it is fun to tell good jokes!

7. Forget all troubles and worries and keep happiness in your heart; Success or failure is at stake, and happiness is enough; Intelligence is disturbed by intelligence, and ignorance is not enough; Sometimes a little silly, happiness will accompany you.

8. Today's festival is very important, so you can visit it at will. Invite you to dinner, don't go, give you a gift, don't stop texting, and send a friendly reminder today. Don't think it's a joke. April Fool's Day came out of kindness. Happy April Fool's Day!

9. Friend, why are you so beautiful? You have long hair, shawl head, big eyes, round and bright, bright and lovely, smart and beautiful, and you are the most beautiful in a jade skirt. Don't look down, friend. He is a pet dog. Today is April Fool's Day, sorry!

10. Work promotion leads all the way, making a fortune and making a profit, and the lover is lucky again and again! Dear, I still have a sweet dream. Happy April Fool's Day.

1 1. If happiness is a disease, you can't cure it; If good luck is a sin, you are unforgivable; If wisdom is evil, you are full of evil; If happiness is fatigue, you will be at a loss. On April Fool's Day, if the blessing is an arrow, you will shoot an arrow through your heart!

12. This short message is dedicated to you in a Chinese Odyssey. Flowers are fragrant for you, the sun shines for you, and the waves ripple for you. Your smile is beautiful, your walking posture is cool, and everything about you is touching, but these are just on April Fool's Day. Happy holidays!

13. No matter how high the sky is, how deep the sea is, how hard the steel is, how strong the wind is, how long the feet are, how wide the river is, how strong the wine is, how cold the ice is, and how hot the fire is ... I just want to tell you that these are none of your business, just have a happy April Fool's Day!

14. When you love your youth, you say you love my scarred face. In my twilight years, when you supported me, you said that you were born without me. When life and death leave, I finally know your true wish. Dear, happy April Fool's Day!

15. You see, my friend, I met a strange excavator today. I dug up a shiny treasure with a shovel. I can jump with shiny gold. It's like I'm too old to speak, my eyes are bulging and angry, and the contraction of the airbag is scary. A fool can't look at a toad. April fool's day, just kidding.

On April Fool's Day, you are the most handsome among friends, and you have the most temperament in the crowd. You are my male god. Did you receive many blessings today? Of course, mine is indispensable. Happy April Fool's Day, don't just giggle, remember to forward it.

2. Not easy to confuse, don't smear; If you are smart enough to do things, you should be stupid but not stupid; Stupid is not stupid. It is a blessing to play the fool and be fully distracted. Blessed are fools, and contented are always happy. Happy April Fool's Day, silly!

I heard that you are taller than Yao Ming, richer than Gates and more handsome than Nicholas Tse. You are Gao Fushuai today, although today is April Fool's Day. Eat well and exercise every day. Eat well, sleep well, be healthy and live a happy life. I wish you a better tomorrow!

May every hair of your head be full of wisdom, every cell contain aura, every eye is full of wisdom, and every behavior is full of vigilance. April Fool's Day is here, don't be cheated by others!

It seems that drunkenness is not a crime, and you are in a daze. Suddenly I met a beautiful woman with extraordinary temperament, beautiful and curvy. Is my longing lover, come to kisses and hugs. Hey, wife, what's wrong? Why are you standing here? Don't stare, I'm talking in my sleep, and that beauty is you. April Fool's Day is here. I'm sorry to make fun of you.

6. When April Fool's Day arrives, there will be many spoof messages. Now I'll teach you a way to block spoof messages. First press and hold the # key on the mobile phone, and then enter the words "block April Fool's spoof messages" on the screen, and then enter eight "8" characters. Finally, slam the phone to the ground until the screen cracks! Just try it. Happy April Fool's Day!

7. The latest beauty research results: the ratio of petals to fresh eggs is one to six, and the face is stirred and smeared. The mobile phone is set to vibrate and gently massage. Twice a day, each time 15 minutes, valid for seven days, to protect your April Fool's Day beauty.

8. I have been waiting for a long time, and my salary has risen; After studying for a long time, property prices have fallen; I bought it for a long time and won the lottery; After thinking for a long time, my daughter-in-law has; It's been a long time, and your holiday has come. I forgot to tell you that the above is a gift for April Fool's Day.

9. April Fool's Day is coming. As a friend, I want to remind you to pay attention to the prevention of April Fool's Day prank messages. Don't make them. This information is generally as follows: I am your grandfather, I am your grandfather, I am your grandfather ... Happy April Fool's Day.

10. Usually sleep late, give directions blindly, run when you see people, and shout when there is a sound. It's ridiculous to think of it, my friend. Stop looking. Dogs bite mice and mind their own business. April Fool's Day is here. May you laugh happily!

1 1. Hey, man, not you. Why don't you be nice to your wife? She's pregnant, you have the heart to let her go out and run around! Hey, you, why are you still wagging your tail with a smile! Wang Cai, don't tear my trouser legs.

Buy you a drink? Dinner time is short; Invite you to travel? Sweet words; Give you dollars? Empty talk. Coax you at will, harass you legally, and fool you to the extreme. Today is April Fool's Day. Who are you stupid? First of all, happy you!

13. This short message is a good thief. I have no worries when I receive it, and I feel less pain when I read it. When I forward it, my salary is high, and all the money is picked up by the group. The content is: April Fool's joke, it is very important to grasp the scale. Just be sincere and happy!

14. Diamonds are priceless and will be treasured for a lifetime. I'm honored to inform you that signing for the express delivery from a friend will give you an unexpected surprise-a two-carat diamond ring gift! Happy April Fool's Day! Auspicious express sincerely wishes you.

On April Fool's Day, how many people spoke their true feelings, but they were regarded as jokes.

2. Some people say that Valentine's Day is April Fool's Day, because they are always saying hypocritical love words; April Fool's Day is Valentine's Day, because someone will tell you the truth through this April Fool's Day.

On April Fool's Day, you are stupid enough to win the whole world, but you can't win your heart.

4. If anyone cheats me on April Fool's Day (1), I will bury him in Tomb-Sweeping Day on April 5th! Don't ask me what I did in those three days, dig a hole!

The sweet words of Valentine's Day fool you, but the truth of April Fool's Day won't impress you!

6. If no one even confessed to you on April Fool's Day, it is estimated that no one really likes you.

7. I only trust two people in this world, one is me and the other is not you.

8. If no one even confessed to you on April Fool's Day, you really don't like it.

9. I want to tell you on April Fool's Day that I still love you, but unfortunately I am not qualified to lie to you.

10, the ending as long as I am with you, the process makes me feel no pain.

1 1. Even on April Fool's Day, I don't want to lie to you.

12, I know why some people choose to confess on April Fool's Day, because they can be lovers if they succeed, or jokes if they fail, and they won't lose you anyway.

13, April Fool's Day, the most wanted joke, shall we make up?

14, April Fool's Day, I can boldly confess to you, because I can leave with a smile.

15, do you know what is the most painful thing about fighting landlords? It's when someone suddenly drops the line in the middle of a battle.

16, don't treat me as April Fool's Day, and live as lively as the Spring Festival, then I will make your life in Tomb-Sweeping Day even more horrible than Halloween.

17. The difference between a lie and an oath is that the listener takes it seriously and the speaker takes it seriously.

18, April Fool's Day became a day of confession, and Valentine's Day became a day of parting.

19. If you dare to confess to others on April Fool's Day, I dare to bury you in Tomb-Sweeping Day.

20. I want to find a handsome guy quickly! Otherwise, the good cabbage will be arched by pigs!

2 1. If you lie to me on April Fool's Day, I will bury you in Tomb-Sweeping Day.

22. Everyone wants to be different from others, and everyone is the same as a result.

23. It's April Fool's Day again, and how many people have expressed their holiday wishes.

24. On Monday April Fool's Day, the teacher actually asked us to go to class! The more you think about it, the worse. Don't! We can't be fooled

April Fool's Day is coming, and many truths will surface.

April Fool's Day is a time for joking and telling the truth.

27. In fact, I am trying so hard to gain weight just to occupy more space in your heart.

28. Since I staggered my friends, every day is April Fool's Day.

I was afraid of heights when I was a child, so I am not tall now.

30. On April Fool's Day, one person was killed. Anyway, Tomb-Sweeping Day will arrive soon.

April fool's day, getting married, talking about the whole person. 5 1. I don't talk secretly, I like you.

I saw a penny by the roadside, and I was about to bend down to pick it up. It turned out to be phlegm. Damn it, who threw up so round?

3. Want to be spoiled, want to be happy, want you, forget it, want money.

4. Take other people's road, let others have nowhere to go, take their own road, and let others follow me.

Don't be too kind to me, so I can't tell whether you are love or friendship.

6. Girls who love to laugh are generally not too bad luck and generally have poor grades.

7. Taking the courier feels like reuniting with your long-lost flesh and blood, but you often find that the child is very similar to the old king next door after being disassembled.

8. Life can play games properly, but dance academy can't.

9. Good-looking people are cool all year round, but you are only cool in autumn.

10. Honey, you must believe me. I feel dizzy even by boat, let alone two boats.

1 1. Smart women deal with men, stupid women deal with women.

12. Single man's name is single dog, and single woman's name is Goubuli.

13. There is no easy harvest, only constant efforts.

14. I often wrote to you, but later you fell in love with the postman.

15. It is said that many people look at the time in the morning not to get up, but to see how long they can sleep.

16. Repeating the path taken by others is because you ignore your own feet.

17. Efforts may not be successful, but it is really easy not to work hard.

18. You'd better show your love at noon. Do you know why? Because sooner or later there will be retribution.

19. The best way to ruin a good song is to set it as an alarm.

20. My soul is singing and dancing, but my body is on the bed.

2 1. Do your homework, sit all night and do a page.

22. With your appearance and age, it has fallen below the issue price.

23. Tomatoes and eggs are a perfect match! Don't add anything!

24. You have only two choices. I will be your wife or your wife's nightmare.

25. I couldn't sleep the year before, and I couldn't sleep the year after.

26. I am an actor, and my eyes turn when I see beautiful mm.

27. I have a lot of super potential, not just super cute.

28. Mom and Dad are really amazing creatures. They believe all the rumors in their circle of friends, but they will expose your lies at a glance.

29. Grandpa's paper made many teenagers become lonely old people.

30. If you give me a smile, I will give you a smile. Not a kind greeting, just want you to know that I look better when I smile.

3 1. Please don't disturb while taking a shower. Please buy tickets for voyeurism, 40 for individuals and 20 for groups!

32. Planting grass won't make people lie down. Why don't you plant cactus?

33. If I can't see you again, can I paint your face red?

If you want to be irreplaceable, you must be different.

35. When you feel that you have nothing, you have nothing to love. Look in the mirror, honey, you still have meat!

36. Don't yell at my sister, your brother has a caller ID.

37. If life deceives you, don't be sad, don't be sad, tomorrow will be the same anyway.

I thought the air was free until I bought a bag of potato chips.

39. My mobile phone has been dropped so many times, but I think my height saved it.

40. Our love, the doctor said that we have tried our best.

4 1. It is not so much that others make you suffer, but that you are not cultivated enough.

42. Like is unbridled, love is restrained. Meeting is reserved, getting along is patient.

43. If I can control myself, I must resist eating.

44. Take back what you have robbed with your heart and throw it out.

45. Not only talented, but also fat.

46. When dealing with a relationship, you should learn not to be afraid of being hated, but also learn to be hated by others. When you determine your own principles, then don't give in again and again, learn to say no, learn to be yourself, and learn to implement your own principles. You can't break your principles just to please people.

47. sharpen your knife and cut wood by mistake. After finishing junior high school, I am working.

48. My sorrow is nothing more than lying flat-chested with my stomach still there.

49. I want to be your heart. If you annoy me, I won't jump.

50. My love is love. Who are you to talk about me?

5 1. I am very painful when you leave, and I am the only one who smells fart in the future.

52. Life is actually very simple, and many things don't need to be so concerned.

Young people should not always think that pies will fall from the sky, but keep their feet on the ground. Maybe you'll find money on the ground.

54. I will return all the heavy rains I missed in those years to you.

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