Who can write me some jokes?

1. The doctor said discontentedly to the patient, "You must have drunk a lot of wine again! Tell me honestly, how much do you drink every day? "

"Four bottles of beer."

"Didn't I tell you that you are only allowed to drink two bottles a day?"

"Yes, but the doctor who treated me before told me to drink 2 bottles a day!"

2. "Doctor, how is my dad?"

"Take this paper and please follow the will."

"Ah, my dad left? Dad! How did you leave! "

"I said please follow the doctor's advice."

The doctor said to the patient, "Quit smoking!"

"I don't smoke."

"Then don't drink alcoholic beverages!"

"I never touch alcohol."

"No soft drinks!"

"I only drink water."

"All fried foods should be quit!"

"I never touch those things."

"Well, do you like chewing gum?"

"Yes, very much."

"Don't chew in the future!" The doctor raised his voice impatiently.

4. A person goes to the hospital for treatment because of indigestion.

Doctor: "You should eat easily digestible meat, preferably a bird, because its body is constantly moving."

Patient: "What if there is better meat?"

Doctor: "What?"

Patient: "My wife's tongue! It moves all day. "

1, person: my idol is big, others made a shot into the world, and he actually became bigger and stronger.

2. Big: My idol is cool. Although people have many mistakes, they have a good attitude and are optimistic.

3, Shuang: My idol is one. Although people are single, people are one whether they are lying or standing.

4. One: My idol is Xin. No matter where people apply, they have "three golds", which is really enviable.

5. Xin: My idol is great. Since childhood, people have always maintained the age and figure of girls and lived forever.

Miao: My idol is Tian. When people were born, they had a house with three bedrooms and one living room. I'm so happy.

7. Tian: My idol is money. People have money to spend all their lives. How happy they are.

8. Coin: My idol is meat. People have meat to eat every day, which makes people greedy.

9. Flesh: My idol is music, and people are happy all their lives. This kind of realm is beyond the reach of ordinary people.

10, Le: My idol is a relative. People are often close and very popular on the Internet.

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12, Yun: My idol is Fu. People can live with a dog all their lives, and they are worthy of being affectionate.

13, v: My idol is Hugh, and people don't go to work every day. This little life is really nourishing.

14, Hugh: My idol is a piece, and other people's names are really unique. Anyone who saw it said it was a cow.

15, piece: My idol is Xu. People run their own factories, both as directors and employees. Everything depends on them. It's too personal.

16, Xu: My idol is my grandfather, so people can be called real men.

17, Ye: I have countless idols, and three people are not as good as one. This kind of team spirit is exactly what all walks of life need in our time.