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The joke brought by the book-Zhao Zhiwei

This article is a joke brought by a book about primary school composition-Zhao Zhiwei, thank you for reading!

The jokes brought by books

Zhao Zhiwei

Books are our partners and books are our teachers. Books bring us happiness as well as trouble. However, when I was 10 years old, this book caused a lot of trouble.

That year, I was studying at home, and my mother, the "emperor", gave me an imperial edict: "Go and buy salt, hurry, hurry!" I was reading a book at that time, but I didn't hear clearly whether it was salt or monosodium glutamate, because the "emperor" said it was urgent and went out directly. I trotted all the way, thinking and running. What am I thinking? It turned out that I was thinking about the plot of the story, so I bumped into three people and stumbled. You said it wasn't bad luck. Don't pity me yet, the latter is even worse!

Because I was too focused on the story in the book, I went too far and ran back at once. In front of the store, I hesitated. Should I buy salt or monosodium glutamate? "It's all my fault." I began to blame myself. Because I bought it wrong, I will carefully get into the "water gun" of the "emperor"! "Forget it, buy monosodium glutamate!" I ran into the store and bought monosodium glutamate without hesitation. On the way back, I began to perform. The so-called performance is to imitate the shapes and movements of the characters in the book. I didn't see a child in front of me, so I went on with representative theories: "Little rabbit!" " Hearing this, the child burst into tears. Seeing that the situation was not good, I ran away. Am I unlucky and ridiculous?

When I got home, my mother said, "I didn't come back until I bought salt." The dishes are almost burnt. " "Hey, nothing, salt!" My legs are shaking. Mom didn't look at it, so she poured some.

At night, the food is tasteless and unpalatable. My mother asked me what was going on. As I walked, I said, "If you buy salt, you can buy it into monosodium glutamate." Then he went into the bedroom and closed the door, only to hear one sentence: "I'm so angry!" " "

"The holy one is angry." I cried in a low voice.

How's it going? Have fun! Books, books, you really make me happy and sad!

teacher

Cui meiru