"You use lies to verify lies, and what you get are still lies!" Which year's sketch was from Guo Donglin?

Guo Donglin: Yeah! So many people!

Niu Li: I hate it.

Guo Donglin: It’s okay, my wife, it’s legal, oops! Life after marriage is as sweet as honey. He has a daughter-in-law named Lili, and he won't get angry if he doesn't quarrel. Look, he always feeds me when he has nothing to do. 鞞鞞鞞鞞

Niu Li: What's wrong?

Guo Donglin: You are so touching.

Niu Li: What?

Guo Donglin: No, I’m talking about this woman in the newspaper. Her deeds are so touching. Listen, every time she peels an apple, she hands it to her husband’s mouth first.

Niu Li: Give it, give it

Guo Donglin: That’s pretty much it, what a noise.

Niu Li: Short message.

Guo Donglin: Who is here? 鞞鞞鞞鞞鞞鞞

Niu Li: What’s wrong?

Guo Donglin: It’s her again. Listen, every time she sends a text message, she never goes behind her husband’s back, and when she replies to text messages, she always asks her husband for grammar and rhetoric.

Niu Li: Where are you boarding?

Guo Donglin: Prepare to board tomorrow!

Niu Li: It was a text message from my dad, saying that he had made dumplings and asked if we would go back to eat.

Guo Donglin: Eat, eat, eat.

Niu Li: I just know how to eat. Look, look, look.

Guo Donglin: It’s really my dad, so I won’t watch it.

Niu Li: What?

Guo Donglin: I don’t care who is coming. Look at you, you are so petty, can’t you have some sunshine in your heart?

Niu Li: What's the sound?

Guo Donglin: I'm calling, hello, hello, who is this? Don't speak after I get through.

Niu Li: You’ll know if you call me

Guo Donglin: Yes, no need. What if it’s a scam call?

Niu Li: (looking at Guo Donglin) Yeah!

Guo Donglin: What’s wrong? I didn't do anything, and I don't know who he is. If you look at you, why do you look at me?

Niu Li: Hey! I didn't say anything. Why are you nervous?

Guo Donglin: You didn’t say anything? You are more powerful than anything else, and you still look at me. Look, I don’t know about the phone. I didn’t answer any of the calls, oops! Still watching? Okay, okay, is this okay? I'll put it on the speakerphone, and all calls will come in. Everything is under your control, okay?

Niu Li: Okay, I’ll turn it on to hands-free too, and I’ll accompany you.

Guo Donglin: You don’t have to, I believe you.

Niu Li: No, we both believe in hands-free!

(Guo Donglin’s phone rings)

Niu Li: If you regret it, you can turn off the speakerphone!

Guo Donglin: What do I regret? Hey.

Phone: Hello.

Niu Li: 鞥!

Guo Donglin: It’s a man, hello, who is it?

Telephone: I am the third brother.

Guo Donglin: Third brother, didn’t you go to dinner with the customers of our company?

Phone: Yes, they went to the karaoke bar to sing after dinner, and they asked me to accompany them.

Guo Donglin: Then go.

Phone: Your sister-in-law is annoyed by this the most! (Lowering his voice) Hey, I told her that we were working overtime together and she would call you later. Don’t let me know.

Guo Donglin: What should I say?

Telephone: Same as before!

Guo Donglin: Same as before... (hang up the phone)

Niu Li: Guo Zi, what is the same as before?

Guo Donglin: Our relationship is the same as before...

Niu Li: What? (Pull Guo Donglin’s ears)

Guo Donglin: Oops! You see, he always pulls my ears and pulls my hair.

Niu Li: Head...

Guo Donglin: Who is here? How do I know. Hello, sister-in-law.

Telephone: Hello

Guo Donglin: Hello, Third Sister-in-law.

Phone: Is your third brother with you?

Guo Donglin: Yes, we are together.

Phone: Then ask him to answer the phone.

Guo Donglin: Wait a minute, (call) Third brother, third brother, third brother... Third sister-in-law, third brother has gone to the toilet, should I call him?

Phone: Forget it, I feel relieved if I am with you.

Guo Donglin: Ouch.

Niu Li: Okay! That's how you teamed up to deceive your wives, right?

Guo Donglin: What is cheating? What is cheating? White lies, look at you, one sentence can accomplish something, one sentence can do bad things, one sentence can create a harmonious society, can you be a little brighter in your heart?

Niu Li: What kind of white lie? This is open deception!

Guo Donglin: My dear, I wouldn’t dare lie to you even if you gave me ten courages!

Niu Li: You lied to me or not, I’ll find out after making a phone call.

Guo Donglin: Who to call?

Niu Li: Hello, Brother Lao Wang.

Phone: Hello.

Niu Li: Brother Lao Wang, I am Guo Zi’s lover Lili.

Phone: Lili.

Niu Li: Guo Zi hasn’t come back yet. He said he was with you, right?

Phone: Oh, yes, yes, we are together.

Niu Li: Then let him answer the phone!

Phone: Oh, Guo Zi went to the toilet. How about I ask him to go back to you?

Niu Li: No, just let him stay in the toilet! Where to go?

Guo Donglin: I’m going to the toilet.

Niu Li: Stand there!

Guo Donglin: Who else to call?

Niu Li: Hello, Xiaosi, I am your sister-in-law Lili.

Tel: Sister-in-law.

Niu Li: Guo Zi hasn’t come back yet. He said he was with you, right?

Phone: Huh? Hahaha!

Niu Li: Why are you laughing?

Phone: Sister-in-law, don’t worry. Brother Guo and I are together, are you still worried?

Niu Li: Don’t worry! Okay, then let your brother Guo answer the phone.

Phone: Ah, Brother Guo, Brother Guo... went to the toilet? Sister-in-law, he went to the toilet, should I ask him to come back to you?

Niu Li: No, he’s in the toilet, so I’m relieved!

Niu Li: Go to the toilet, go to the toilet, do you have any new ideas?

Guo Donglin: Sometimes I talk about going to the canteen!

Niu Li: Eat...

(The phone rings)

Guo Donglin: Who is here? oops! Xiaosi, just look for trouble!

Guo Donglin: Hello, Xiaosi.

Phone: Hello, Guo Zi, where are you?

Guo Donglin: I’m at home!

Phone: Come on, don’t fool me, I’m telling you, my sister-in-law called, I helped you get over it, now put down the phone and go home immediately!

Niu Li: Look at me!

Phone: Hey! Why is there a woman next to me?

Guo Donglin: Who is she...

Phone: I don’t care who she is! Don't forget who you are! (The phone hangs up)

Guo Donglin: Are you looking for trouble when you have nothing to do? Can you feel a little sunshine in your heart? I swear to God, I am one hundred sincere to you, one hundred sincere!

Niu Li: I am totally worried about you!

Guo Donglin: Why are you going?

Niu Li: Let me ask them, are you guys still lying together?

Guo Donglin: What? Okay, okay, I was wrong, almost done.

Niu Li: Get up.

Guo Donglin: Come back, if you use lies to verify lies, you will definitely get lies!

Niu Li: I...

Guo Donglin: Yes, I was not with them. They said I was with them and lied, but I was clearly at home. You But you said I was not at home. Did you lie?

Niu Li: Isn’t it good for both of us if I lie?

Guo Donglin: It’s better for both of us! Dear, one sentence can make things happen, one sentence can cause bad things, one sentence can create a harmonious society, can you be a little brighter in your heart? Besides, if you ask people this way, everyone will answer like this!

Niu Li: Those little sisters of mine would never answer like that!

Guo Donglin: Pull him down quickly, it’s human nature, everyone does this!

Niu Li: Everyone is like this, absolutely not!

Guo Donglin: OK. (Dial)

Niu Li: Who to call?

Guo Donglin: Feifei, (phone) Hello.

Phone: Hello, who is this?

Guo Donglin: Hello, Feifei, I am your Brother Guo.

Phone: Ah! Brother Guo...

Guo Donglin: I'll sit down for a while. Hello, Brother Guo. What Brother Guo! Feifei, it’s like this. Your sister Lili didn’t go home after get off work and said she was working overtime with you, right?

Phone: Yes, we work overtime together!

Guo Donglin: (laughing) Then please let her answer the phone!

Phone: Wait a minute, Lili, Lili... Why are you going to the toilet at this time! Guo Gelili is in the bathroom. If you need anything, please tell me.

Guo Donglin: (laughing) No need, I’m relieved when she’s in the toilet!

Niu Li: Oops! how so?

Guo Donglin: Let me tell you, just one sentence, they must be doing it for our own good!

Niu Li: No, just call Aunt Li, and I will believe Aunt Li!

Guo Donglin: What should I call Aunt Li?

Niu Li: Do you want to fight?

Guo Donglin: Don’t look for trouble.

Niu Li: If you don’t want to fight, I will fight. If you get through, tell me now!

Phone: Hello.

Guo Donglin: Hello, Aunt Li, I am Guo Zi.

Phone: Oh, Xiao Guo.

Guo Donglin: That’s right, Aunt Li, this Lili didn’t go home after get off work and said she was working overtime with you, right?

Phone: No.

Niu Li: (satisfied) Yo yo yo...

Guo Donglin: Hey, Aunt Li, it’s okay.

Telephone: Xiao Guo, Lili has gone to the toilet. How about I ask her to call you back later?

Guo Donglin: No, Aunt Li, thank you! (Proud) Yo yo yo...

Niu Li: Ah, how could this happen?

Guo Donglin: Come on, straighten that hand yourself. What did I say? One sentence can make things happen, one word can make things bad, can you be a little brighter in your heart?

Niu Li: Yeah. Aunt Li, hurry up, say it.

Guo Donglin: I don’t care.

Niu Li: What should I say?

Guo Donglin: Say whatever you like.

Niu Li: Hello, Aunt Li.

Telephone: Lili, where are you?

Niu Li: I’m at home.

Telephone: Don’t fool me. Guo Zi called. I’m so anxious. I’m looking for you all over the world. Go home quickly. Don’t make Guo Zi anxious!

Niu Li: I am really at home!

Phone: What the hell is going on?

Niu Li: That’s what happened! Originally, I was at home, but Guo Zi said that I was not at home, and I wanted to see if you could help us smooth things over. But... you were fooled! (The other party is silent) Aunt Li, Aunt Li! Sorry! Are you okay?

Phone: This is a scam. I’ll take it. As long as you two are harmonious, happy and safe, I’ll be relieved! (The phone hangs up)

Guo Donglin: Lili, I swear to God, I have never lied to you.

Niu Li: Me too, Guo Zi, I have never lied to you.

Guo Donglin: From now on, we will both be sunny.

Niu Li: 鞥!

Guo Donglin: From now on, we will be together.

Niu Li: 鞥!

Guo Donglin: What are you doing? I’m hungry. I’m making dumplings. Let’s go home and eat.

Niu Li: Let’s go quickly.

Guo Donglin: What time is it? (The phone rings)

Niu Li: Hello...

Guo Donglin: (Imitating a donkey's braying) Ahhhhhhh

Niu Li: Oh, no There's trouble, it's the eldest sister calling.

Guo Donglin: Sister, what’s the matter?

Niu Li: My eldest sister is married for the second time, and she has an ex-husband, you know, right?

Guo Donglin: Of course I know, what about Americans?

Niu Li: Yes.

Guo Donglin: Later, they divorced, and the Americans returned to China with their children.

Niu Li: Now I’m back with my child. The eldest sister wants to see the child, and the child wants to see the eldest sister. But isn’t the current eldest brother-in-law a bit petty?

Guo Donglin: I know him too well.

Niu Li: The eldest sister said she was going to see her child, so she came to us and wanted us to help smooth things over.

Guo Donglin: For this matter, what should I do? I will answer the call when my eldest brother-in-law calls later. Let’s go quickly, no problem. (The phone rings)

Niu Li: It’s coming, it’s coming, pick it up quickly.

Guo Donglin: Hello, who is it?

Liu Jian: I am the eldest brother-in-law.

Guo Donglin: America’s China? Hey, what's going on with this eldest brother-in-law? Ah, do you want to ask if eldest sister has come to our house? Here she is, she just walked in.

Liu Jian: It’s at your house, then ask her to answer the phone!

Guo Donglin: Here we go again. (Shouting) Big sister...have you seen big sister?

Niu Li: Guo Zi Guo Zi (referring to the toilet)

Guo Donglin: You are so smart, you can learn it as soon as you learn it. Hello. She went to the toilet!

Liu Jian: Open the door!

Guo Donglin: Is it inappropriate for me to open the door when she is in the toilet?

Phone: I mean if you open the door, I will be at your door.

Guo Donglin: It’s over, it’s over, here it comes.

Niu Li: Come on, you said you can do it well, go ahead and do it yourself!

Guo Donglin: I’m on the phone, go and open the door!

Niu Li: Go ahead and drive!

Guo Donglin: I beg you!

Niu Li: I beg you!

Guo Donglin: Rock, paper, scissors!

Niu Li: 鞥!

Guo Donglin: Rock, paper, scissors! Open the door!

Niu Li: (to Guo Donglin) Open the door!

Guo Donglin: I won!

Niu Li: Whoever wins wins!

Guo Donglin: (reluctantly opens the door) Brother-in-law, eldest sister is in the toilet.

Niu Li: The eldest sister is in the toilet.

Guo Donglin, Niu Li: The eldest sister is really in the toilet.

Liu Jian: Guo Zi, what’s wrong with you? What is this?

Guo Donglin: I always wanted to go to the toilet but never had time.

Niu Li: Oh, hold on a little longer, eldest sister is in the toilet.

Liu Jian: Okay, stop acting. Your eldest sister didn’t come to your house, and there’s no one in this toilet at all.

Niu Li: Huh?

Guo Donglin: How do you know?

Liu Jian: Hey, do you know that your eldest sister’s ex-husband came back from the United States with her child?

Guo Donglin, Niu Li: (nodding and shaking his head)

Liu Jian: Do you know or don’t you know?

Guo Donglin: Where is the leakage?

Liu Jian: Okay, stop acting. Your eldest sister’s ex-husband came back from the United States with his child. He was afraid that I would be petty and didn’t tell me about this. Isn’t this just a child who wants to see his mother? , Mom, do you want to see the child? Today I said I would go out for a meal and left in a panic, but I didn’t take my wallet. Guo Zi, it’s not appropriate for me to go on this occasion. I mean you two, take a look, who can help me? Send this wallet over?

Guo Donglin: Why give me a wallet?

Liu Jian: Why don’t you understand? We have to treat this meal, we can’t lose our status in front of the Americans!

Niu Li: Yeah.

Guo Donglin: Brother-in-law, you are so bright. Brother-in-law, what you said is so right. We were just talking about giving people peace, giving people peace. It’s just a word you said. Telling the truth is better than anything else, right Lili!

Niu Li: Yes!

Guo Donglin: I will give you this wallet!

Niu Li: Hey, you go to dinner, I will deliver this wallet!

Guo Donglin: I don’t want to eat, I also want to see the American brother-in-law!

Niu Li: What?

Guo Donglin: No, I mean, no matter what the American elder brother-in-law thinks, he is not as good as the Chinese elder brother-in-law. Let’s go together later.

Guo Donglin: I’m going to the toilet.

Niu Li: Guo Zi’s phone number.

Guo Donglin: Pick it up for me and say I have to go to the toilet.

Niu Li, Liu Jian: Who believes it?