A little joke that never tires of reading.

A collection of jokes that I never tire of hearing.

I never tire of hearing jokes:

1, you engage in art and I fuck you. This is called deep art.

2. Liu Qian's magic at the Spring Festival Evening revealed a truth: only the hands that can pinch the cup and save money through the coffee table of life are the hands that make women want to stop!

3. What is a good job? First, it does not affect the rest of life, second, it does not affect family reunion, and third, it can support the family.

4. The financial law teacher said: What qualifications do you people with no prospects have to laugh at Xifeng who works in the top 500?

Killing all cranes can give chickens an illusion of growing taller. Sawing trees can give grass a solid illusion. Exhausting good people will give ordinary people an illusion.

6. Four evils in the new era: Toyota's chassis, developers' real estate, stock market and ex-boyfriend's hard disk.

7. An agent of the National Security Agency posed as a netizen in China and posted on a military forum asking: Who hacked Google? As a result, his identity was discovered by a netizen and he replied to scold him. s？ B American spy, LXJX? The reply downstairs is the same. NSA really didn't understand what LXJX really meant, so it went to Google for a search. ? LXJX？ , first search to Lan Xiang technical school, so that's it!

8. Just opened a restaurant called Dazhaimen. I went to taste it, finished eating and checked out, and found it was a mansion door.

9. Actually, I am an actor, especially when I see beautiful women.

10, as an accountant, the worst thing is that someone will settle accounts with you all day.

Never tire of watching it. Small joke collection 2:

I am a mature man.

But I look young.

Big figure, giving people a feeling of big brother.

I have a successful career and am the boss.

Take a notebook with you everywhere.

My car is more spacious than Lincoln.

Years of edification in Peking University have made my cultural taste.

I study the ancient history of China in my spare time, especially the history of Qing Dynasty.

I also follow the trend of the times.

I often watch American movies.

Especially the social ethics films that discuss life.

I like to think about the psychological activities of movie characters.

I'm tired of dealing with high society.

So I often observe the situation.

I care about the details of ordinary people's lives.

Concerned about the wealth level of ordinary people

I pay attention to adjusting the inequality between the rich and the poor.

Aroused strong social repercussions.

I heard that someone wanted to interview me.

I've done too many such interviews before.

Go somewhere else to hide and be quiet.

It's good to cultivate one's self-cultivation

You know, people at my level will definitely not go by train.

But because I am so famous, the whole country knows me.

Or are you invited to do an interview?

And eat and control

Free fitness

I often surf the internet after I come back.

I don't have high requirements for my ideal partner.

When you come, I will give you a lot of ice cream.

I also want to build a family with you.

I will never be hard on you.

I will watch the stars with you at night.

Honey, come on, you will be satisfied at the first sight of me!

This description happens to be your dream girl, so you met on the same day.

After meeting, I found out that what he said was different from reality.

But when I asked him why he lied, he introduced himself and explained it to me sentence by sentence. I found it?

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Annotation version:

I am a mature man-57 years old.

But I look young-I have pimples all over my face.

The tall figure gives people a feeling of big brother-Song Wu's big brother.

I have a successful career and am the owner of a cold drink stand.

Take a notebook with you-it's a notebook to record the sales of cold drinks.

The car I take is more spacious than the Lincoln bus.

Years of edification in Peking University have made my cultural taste-I once sold cold drinks by the unnamed lake.

In my spare time, I study the ancient history of China, especially the history of Qing Dynasty-I like watching Princess Zhu Huan.

I also keep up with the trend of the times-I know what kind of cold drinks will sell well this year.

I often watch American movies-American porn.

Especially the kind of social ethics film that discusses life ——* * * * A film.

I like to ponder the psychological activities of movie characters-I often fantasize that I am the hero of porn.

I'm tired of dealing with high society. —— The president of Peking University told me many times: No stalls are allowed by the lake! ?

So I often observe the situation-so I will set up a stall in the residential area.

I pay close attention to the details of ordinary people's lives-see whose doors and windows are not closed well.

Concerned about the wealth of ordinary people-

I pay attention to adjusting the inequality between the rich and the poor-taking valuables home.

It has aroused strong social repercussions-community residents are both angry and afraid of this serial theft.

I heard someone was going to interview me-the police were going to arrest me for questioning.

I've done too many such interviews before-I've been arrested many times.

I went somewhere else to hide, to be quiet-to escape.

Just cultivate your self-cultivation-repair the wound when jumping out of the window and raise a few sexual partners.

You know, people at my level will definitely not take the train-take a tricycle to Tianjin.

But because I am famous, the whole country knows that I joined the Ministry of Public Security? National pursuit? internet

Or are you invited to do an interview? -Finally, he was caught.

Also eat and live-three years in prison.

Free fitness-labor reform.

I often surf the internet after I come back-I've been looking for 4 19.

I don't ask much of my ideal partner-as long as I'm taller than me.

I'll give you a lot of ice cream when you come-it won't sell that day, and it will melt soon.

I want to build a family with you-you want to help me build a cabin.

I'll never be hard on you-I've been impotent for years.

I want to watch the stars with you at night-the hut has no roof.

Honey, come on, you will be satisfied at the first sight of me! -I don't want to watch it anymore.

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