A joke

What humorous words are suitable for joking? Can you name them? Come and study! Here are some jokes I collected and arranged for you. I hope you like it!

Joke selection: 1) In the dead of night, missing becomes so presumptuous.

2) Please don't take my tolerance for you on the spot as your shameless capital.

3) Zhuge Liang didn't take a single soldier before coming out of the mountain. Why should I have work experience?

4) Memory is a bridge, but it leads to a lonely prison.

I knew you were Uber as soon as I opened my eyes.

6) I am a passerby who you turn around and forget. Why should I spend time with you on earth?

7) Happiness is a comparative level, and you can't feel it until something is at the bottom.

8) Love is like a ghost. Many people believe, but few people meet.

9) Eat a little to lose weight.

10) shake, shake to Naihe Bridge.

Jokes: 1) When mice are angry, everyone is a sick cat.

2) arguing with MM about whether whales are fish, and finally I said? If I bring someone else? Only then did she agree that whales are not fish.

3) Men have gold under their knees. I cut off my whole leg and didn't even find a copper coin!

4) I bury corn in the soil in spring, and I will harvest a lot of corn in autumn. I bury my wife in the soil in spring, but I will in autumn? Be shot!

5) If you see a shadow in front of you, don't be afraid, it's because there is sunshine behind you!

6) People who run around brothels are not old. Please use Huiren Shenbao.

7) Listen to you and leave me ten books!

8) 18 years old debut, 18 years old every day. Dream big at the age of 20 and work hard at the age of 20. Years old is basically oriented, and years old is popular everywhere. 18 years old playing mahjong, 18 years old wandering around. Lesbians are always at home and are still hanging on the wall at the age of 20!

9) Take off my clothes, I am an animal. Put on my clothes, I am the devil wears Prada!

10) Teacher, just follow the old lady! ? After a long time? Teacher, please give me a break!

1 1) ? Honey, me? I'm pregnant? It's been three months, but don't worry, it's not yours and you're not responsible.

12) We have some differences: she wants me to turn dung into gold, and I want her to treat gold as dung.

13) It's better to learn Chinese for one year than to talk about QQ for half a year.

14) lazy in bed in the morning, took out a coin from his pocket: if I throw six heads, I will go to class! After thinking about it for a long time, forget it. Don't take the risk?

15) I spent 10,000 yuan on a pottery jar of the Western Zhou Dynasty. I went to Jianbao column for appraisal yesterday. The expert said seriously: Where is this from the Western Zhou Dynasty? This is from last week! ?

16) I won't hit you, you don't know that I am both civil and military.

17) I like you so much that you will die.

18) There is a grave in my heart, where the widow is buried.

19) I allow you to come into my world, but you are not allowed to walk around in my world.

20) Be patient or cruel.

2 1) Although you wear cologne, I can still vaguely smell that scum.

22) Journey to the West tells us that monsters with backgrounds were all taken away, and those without backgrounds were killed by a stick.

23) I accidentally want to grow old with you.

24) The merry-go-round is the most cruel game in the world, chasing each other, but always separated by a sad distance.

25) The ideal is full, but the reality is very skinny.

26) It is inevitable to blame the hand of time and write love as love.

27) Waiting for your concern until I close my heart.

28) When I love you, I am what you say. What do you say you are when I don't love you?

29) love to heartache

30) I can tolerate fake bodies, fake faces, fake breasts and fake hips! ! ! But I just can't stand that money is fake! ! ! !

3 1) The scholar plays dead for his bosom friend, and the woman has plastic surgery for her own amusement.

32) I want to marry Tang Yan when I grow up. If I can play, I will. If I can't, I'll eat him.

33) Two tigers are not allowed in one mountain unless there is a male and a female.

34) Don't wait until everyone says you are ugly to find out that you are really ugly.

35) If my friends can sell them for $5 each, I can make a small fortune.

36) personals: The requirements are as follows: A is alive and B is female.

37) Give me a little sunshine, and I will rot.

Even if I were a toad, I would never marry my mother toad.

39) Why do you have to sleep for a long time before you die?

40) A tailor who doesn't want to be a chef is not a good driver.