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I married a fat and ugly woman and was laughed at by my friends. Two years later, he regretted it to death.

Before the Spring Festival the year before last, my mother called me and said that there was a woman who was especially suitable for me. She is not only good-looking, but also virtuous and kind, and let me ask for leave in advance to go home for a blind date. I have completely lost confidence in the road of blind date, but my mother calls my home five or six times a day, and finally I have no choice but to ask for leave to go home for blind date. Is there anything particularly suitable for me? Only after I met her did I know that she was fat and rustic, two years older than me, but very lively and humorous. When I got home, my mother asked me if I was interested in her. I said no, I'm too fat. I didn't expect my mother to say, are you fat? Being fat means being healthy. As long as people are nice, that's all. Later, she took the initiative to chat with me, and I ignored her one by one. Before the Spring Festival, she took the initiative to ask me out to a movie for dinner, but never mentioned whether I had feelings for her. Most importantly, on every date, she always tries to pay her share and never lets me pay the bill. After getting along several times, I also think she is really generous, independent and optimistic. Unconsciously, I have a little affection for her. Later, my mother saw that we got along very well, so she said not to mention marriage, and then arranged for the two families to meet and get engaged. In this way, we got married on the sixth day of the first month of the year before last. After marriage, I also disliked her because I joked that I was too fat when I met her. Unexpectedly, she began to lose weight. After the year before last, she insisted that I start a business with her. She said she wanted to open a fast food restaurant. Then I took out all my savings, but I was short of money. She took out all her money and savings, borrowed money from me everywhere, and finally opened the business smoothly. Because business is not very good, she does everything herself and is considerate to every customer. No matter how tired she is, she never complains.

Just opened for three months, losing money every month. I'm not sure. She borrows money every month, runs into a wall everywhere, occasionally sees her cry, but always encourages me to say that everything is difficult at the beginning. I really didn't expect that after three months, our business gradually improved. That year, we made some money. She encouraged me to open a second fast food restaurant and invited my parents and my brother to help. Therefore, my brother's life has changed a lot. He helped me look after the store and learned the experience, and then he tried to invest and start a business with me. The whole family thinks that my wife is very thoughtful and independent, and she is respected and loved as a baby at home. In the past two years when my parents came to help us, I saw that my wife was so diligent and hard-working, so I told everyone that she was good. My wife also takes special care of my parents and is very filial to them. Really, I am often touched. When I come home for the Spring Festival this year, everyone calls me Manager Li, but I know that I can be the boss because I married a good wife. In the past two years, she often slept only a few hours a day, from 150 kg to 103 kg, and became a slim woman. At the age of 33, she has a lot of white hair. And I often feel distressed, if not so tired, how could she lose so much weight. This year's Spring Festival, my mother gave her a large piece of lean meat and asked her to eat more. She said she was afraid of being fat and thin ... My mother said it was better to be fat. I also gave her a piece of chicken and said: Whether the family is prosperous depends on whether the daughter-in-law is fat or not. She smiled and had a very happy year. I prepared a diamond ring early and gave it to her on Valentine's Day. She was moved to tears and kept complaining that I spent money recklessly. This woman never knows how to be romantic, but I love her in my heart. In this life, I will take good care of her and love her all my life.

Don't exclude blind date, because it may be one of the ways to make you happy. When dating, both men and women should examine each other's character and character. Only people with good character will know how to respect and love you. Only people with good character will be as gentle as jade, and the relationship between husband and wife will develop better. 14561656716565.jpg Listen to your parents occasionally, and don't fall in love blindly and impulsively. Both parents are experienced people, and their eyes may be longer than yours. At this point, you have found the right partner in your life, so cherish it. Careful companionship and care are the longest confessions. Finally, I wish all lovers well. Please share it with more people. A good partner who can go on in life is not judged by appearance, but is really popular for a long time! ! Good objects must be cherished! !