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I married a fat and ugly woman and was laughed at by my friends. Two years later, he regretted it to death.
Just opened for three months, losing money every month. I'm not sure. She borrows money every month, runs into a wall everywhere, occasionally sees her cry, but always encourages me to say that everything is difficult at the beginning. I really didn't expect that after three months, our business gradually improved. That year, we made some money. She encouraged me to open a second fast food restaurant and invited my parents and my brother to help. Therefore, my brother's life has changed a lot. He helped me look after the store and learned the experience, and then he tried to invest and start a business with me. The whole family thinks that my wife is very thoughtful and independent, and she is respected and loved as a baby at home. In the past two years when my parents came to help us, I saw that my wife was so diligent and hard-working, so I told everyone that she was good. My wife also takes special care of my parents and is very filial to them. Really, I am often touched. When I come home for the Spring Festival this year, everyone calls me Manager Li, but I know that I can be the boss because I married a good wife. In the past two years, she often slept only a few hours a day, from 150 kg to 103 kg, and became a slim woman. At the age of 33, she has a lot of white hair. And I often feel distressed, if not so tired, how could she lose so much weight. This year's Spring Festival, my mother gave her a large piece of lean meat and asked her to eat more. She said she was afraid of being fat and thin ... My mother said it was better to be fat. I also gave her a piece of chicken and said: Whether the family is prosperous depends on whether the daughter-in-law is fat or not. She smiled and had a very happy year. I prepared a diamond ring early and gave it to her on Valentine's Day. She was moved to tears and kept complaining that I spent money recklessly. This woman never knows how to be romantic, but I love her in my heart. In this life, I will take good care of her and love her all my life.
Don't exclude blind date, because it may be one of the ways to make you happy. When dating, both men and women should examine each other's character and character. Only people with good character will know how to respect and love you. Only people with good character will be as gentle as jade, and the relationship between husband and wife will develop better. 14561656716565.jpg Listen to your parents occasionally, and don't fall in love blindly and impulsively. Both parents are experienced people, and their eyes may be longer than yours. At this point, you have found the right partner in your life, so cherish it. Careful companionship and care are the longest confessions. Finally, I wish all lovers well. Please share it with more people. A good partner who can go on in life is not judged by appearance, but is really popular for a long time! ! Good objects must be cherished! !
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