Funny brain teasers riddles

Funny brain teaser riddles

01 A bear is coming, come prepared (BEAR is coming)

02 No. Eleven incredible books (BOOK11)

03 Which kind of bat does not need to rest and is slovenly (Never-Ending Bat)

04 A man is painted gold and makes an astonishing sound (a golden man)

05 The sheep stopped breathing and was elated (the sheep did not exhale)

06 The mobile phone cannot be dropped into the toilet and the machine must not be lost (wet)

07 Xiaoyu versus Xiaoming Said that her father was impotent and couldn't stop (Jade Dad couldn't)

08 The dog stopped barking after crossing the single-plank bridge and had a photographic memory (no barking after crossing the tree)

09 The bee stopped on the calendar Herili (Bee and Calendar)

10 Two men sitting on a stone kill two birds with one stone

11 A group of women chatting nonsense (chickenless talk)

12 A group of people smashed eggs with guns and bullets rained down (guns rained down with eggs)

13 Painters like to draw thick ropes but do not like to paint thin ropes. (Thick ropes enter the painting)

14 I fell in love with the piano at first sight (moving the piano)

15. Eating with chopsticks (chopsticks to people)

16. Dialogue between chicken and duck A chicken talks to a duck

17 One hundred and one is over

18 There are ten sheep, nine of them are squatting in the sheep pen, and one is squatting in the pig pen. (One sheep is squatting wrong. )

19 The sheep called the eagle, and the eagle picked up the phone and said "Hello" (sheep PHONE, eagle "hello")

20 Whose house doesn't have a phone? Tianyi (Tianyi seamless PHONE) )

21 Who knows the birds best? Jing Gong (frightened bird) Zhiniao

22 Why did the ancients lie on the ice to ask for carps? There are carps in the ice (ritual)

23 Why do male horses run faster than mares? Go faster

24 Why do you have to turn your hat inside out before wearing it when it is dirty? Wear it with Zhang Guanli (wear it inside the dirty crown)

25 Why do newborn babies The child dies? From birth to death

　26 Why does a knife painted blue make a gun very melancholy? Invulnerability (BLUE)

　27 Why does the teacher tell us to cherish four arrows since childhood? Time flies like an arrow (Four Arrows)

28 Why did you end up in middle school? Stillborn (attached to middle school)

29 How to prevent a duck from flying away? Give it a wing (it is difficult to fly with wings)

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30How to quiet a sparrow? Squeeze it (the sparrow is silent)

31How to make something bigger? (It’s very cold) Tolerance is big

32 Which kind of snake has many mouths? Baguoba (snake)

33 Those who wash their faces are called basins, and those who wash their hands are called gold basins (gold basins for washing hands)

34 Drink Which juice is the hardest? Rack your brains

35. What can you see on the guillotine in hell? 36. Who can easily survive three years of high school? Mr. Rui (Unstoppable) Please read ㄉㄤ?)

37 How to tell the difference between a fragrant meat shop and a dog meat shop? Dog meat shops will hang sheep heads on the door (dog meat is sold with sheep heads)

38 Why Do you have to tell a bad joke three times at a time? Think twice before you act (三ㄙ~~then act)

39. Why do cats like to hit people? (This question is stupid) Because it is a cat that likes "cat" people? a punch

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40 How much does a star weigh? 8 grams (STARBUCKS 星八gram)

41 What will happen to the Pacers’ Miller after he dies? Maitreya Buddha

42 Why? Qishang Eight under? Seven on top of eight? (It’s super underwhelming~~) Because “eight is under seven”

43 Why can’t you see God’s dick? The secret cannot be leaked (Tianji)

44Which song has the lyrics? Coco Lee? The moon represents my heart ("Coco Lee" How Deep I Love You...)

45Which Kind Do you need to carry your back (ㄅㄟ) when exercising? (This is a new skirt) Jan Sport

46 Which kind of snake has the strongest vitality? The three-inch tongue (snake)

47 Why is the "tip" of the iceberg? The other foot was broken by the Titanic

48 Why don't men go out? Because when they go out, they become "laymen"

49 Sitting Which chair is the most enjoyable? ENJOY

50 Why was I born to play cold? Because I think, therefore I am (I ㄙ~~ therefore I am;