Pay attention to the emotional quotations of the post-8090 s and post-90 s.

1, lovely you stole my love and my heart. I decided to go to court. What should I convict you of? After the judge searched all the records and cases, the jury unanimously passed: sentence you to accompany me for life!

2, nothing, just suddenly miss you. It was only for a moment that I thought of you. In this emotional year, I just said, I like you. I miss you very much now.

When I stare into your eyes, when I hear your voice, when I smell the faint fragrance in your hair, when I feel my own violent heartbeat, I know that you are the only one in my life!

I have never been a thief, but I want to steal a happiness for you; I have never lied to anyone, but I want to lie to you about happiness; Never hurt anyone, but I want to give you a happy turn? My fingers are tired, just to give you my blessing!

I sent a short message to Shi just now: I wish the most beautiful woman in the world happy every day. Stone is guilty, and transferred to the story of Deusim, Deusim's story is guilty, and transferred to Venus, and Venus was transferred to you. If I had known this, I would have sent it directly to you!

6. Think about how beautiful a person is, even if only memories can be used for reference, until one day you and I are old and memories are shining with white hair. At least I know clearly that I will smile when I think of you.

7. If missing is a wisp of smoke, let the wind blow to you and let you know how much I miss you; If you are worried about a drop of rain, let the heavy rain fall on your head and let you know how much I miss you; Have you caught a cold？

8. Di Chin only shares with the people he loves most, drinks coffee with the closest people, talks about family affairs with the closest people, and gives you only the most beautiful greetings.

9. Know what I'm thinking? Miss you! Do you know why I miss you? Love You! Do you know why I love you? It smells! Do you know what you smell? The smell of vermicelli stew is fascinating!

10, in the restaurant. Woman: Will you marry me? Male silence. W: Don't think that nobody wants me. If I am angry, I will find someone to marry here! The waiter came over: Miss, you scared away all the guests in our shop.

1 1. Since you were hit by youth, I wish you happiness, happiness, health and good luck. I am a good friend!

12, the first time someone watched a movie, there was a scene where the heroine was lying in the bathtub. Seeing this, he stood up and said to himself, no wonder the fare upstairs is more expensive than that downstairs.

13, the flowers are heard and the wind is fragrant; When the rain falls, my heart knows something and my heart writes something; Read your voice, dream of knowing, dream of hiding acacia; I miss your voice, I know: How are you?

14, I don't know what you are doing. In such a late night, maybe I am the only one who misses you so painfully, over and over again. But I don't want to bother you. I hope you sleep well, like a carefree pig. Good night, dear!

15, spring has come, birds are in love, ants live together, flies are pregnant, mosquitoes miscarry, caterpillars remarry, frogs have children, dear, what are we waiting for?

16, the lover will eventually buckle the meat, and the pig pocket will appear in the lover's eyes. If the relationship is long-term, it is not pork and pork. We want to fly in heaven, two birds become one, and I want to be a pig.

17. A farmer asked a veterinarian to raise pigs. The vet said: it seems that artificial feeding is needed. The farmer hesitated for a long time, summoned up his courage and said, yes, I'm afraid it will bite me.

18, you have dreams during the day and at night; You should take care of yourself, don't catch a cold and have a runny nose; If I sneeze occasionally, it means I miss you!

19, happiness doesn't need a background, only the back of laughter is left; Happiness does not need status, just live comfortably and happily; Blessing doesn't need flattery, just greeting. Greetings, contact and wish you all the best!

20.m: Every time I miss you, the star will drop a tear. That's how the ocean was formed. Woman: Every time I think about you, I fart. This is how the ozone layer is formed.

2 1, yeah! I accidentally sent it by mistake. I love you. If you accept it, keep it. If you don't accept it, send these three words back to me.

22. I'm silly waiting, expecting, expecting you to come to my side; I thought hard and read deeply, but my infatuation has not changed; I pressed it repeatedly and sent it heavily. Is it acceptable to want to see the information? I love you? Really?

23, love is hot, I use ice to freeze it; Love is cold, so I surround it with a stove; I was thirsty, so I soaked it in water. The love I care for carefully will be given to you every day I miss you, as fresh and sweet as the first time!

24. When I saw you that day, I was holding a telephone pole with an explosive head, dancing with excitement, blushing and heartbeat. I asked you what you were so happy about, and my lips trembled for a long time before I squeezed out a sentence: I was shocked!

Since you have received my message sincerely, I will bless you with great sympathy. I wish: happiness chases you every day, happiness hugs you every day, and health covers you every day!

26. Not every flower can bloom all year round, but lavender does; Not every big tree can resist wind and sand, but poplar can; Not every little pig can read this information, but you did.

27. In my heart, you are Prince Charming. You are my prince charming! In my heart, you are a knight, but I use it for my own use! In my heart, you are the sun in the sky, and it is best to shine only on me!

28, no matter the ends of the earth, I will follow you closely; No matter the seas run dry and the rocks crumble, I will always be with you. I want to shout out three words to let the world know: why don't you invite me to dinner!

29. A girl wrote to her boyfriend in the distance: Honey, don't write to me again. Neighbors all think that postman is my boyfriend.

30. When you are hungry, I am your meal; When you are thirsty, I am your water; When you are sick, I am your good medicine; I am your punching bag when you are depressed; When you got married, I was your lover! Marry me!

3 1, the teacher asked the monitor to check that students wearing vests and shorts are not allowed to attend the class meeting. Before the class meeting, the teacher asked: Did you do what you were asked to do? Monitor: No, none of the girls are willing to take off their clothes for me!

32. Draw a heart, place tender feelings, place a bunch of flowers, place beautiful acacia, taste a piece of candy, taste the taste of happiness, and convey a feeling: I always love you and miss you every day!

33. Walking through mountains and rivers, your feet are high and low. After all the ups and downs, I still have to look for it. Life is busy, you have more or less, you have less or less, and the important thing is to be happy!

34. Sooner or later, it's good to meet you. More or less, as long as you care about me. It's good that the wind or rain can keep you. It's good that we are together. Dear, may you be happy because of me.

35. I was in pain when you left me silently. I don't know what to do. I hate myself when I watch your back go away. It's all my fault. I got up too early and caught the bus.

36. Let the stars become my eyes and care for you all night; Let the breeze turn into my smile and soothe your heart; Let all the beautiful things become my blessings and stay with you forever, forever?

37. Life is dull, just like blue lagoon under the blue sky. Life is also a poem, singing all the way. As long as we hold hands, every day is happy.

38. Mr. and Mrs. Harry are fishing by the river while Mrs. Harry is nagging. Soon, a fish was hooked. Mrs Harry: What a poor fish! Mr. Harry: If it shuts up, it will be all right!

39. The blue sky is special to you, but I miss you helplessly. Baiyun is lovely to you, and I miss you helplessly. Gently blowing you in the distance, I am waiting for you with deep affection; Gentle rain romantic you, lonely I miss you!

40. The young couple quarreled and threw pillows from upstairs. A beggar was very happy when he passed by. After a while, another quilt flew down and the beggar was ecstatic. He wiped his tears and shouted to the upstairs: big brother, be kind and throw that woman down!

4 1, your family cares about you, love nourishes you, the god of wealth cares for you, your friends are loyal to you, and the lucky star shines on you forever. Take good care of yourself and sneeze occasionally, which means I miss you.

42. I love you and send you a bright moon to show my heart. I love you and send you a breeze as a sign of friendship. I love you and send you a drizzle to express my thoughts. I love you and send my best wishes.

43. I really want to hide you, hide in my chest pocket, and slowly melt you so that you can't live without it anymore! Hide you and only fall in love with me!

44. Your jokes are the antidote to my troubles; Your unreasonable troubles only make love more carefree; I know your goodness, I know your beauty, I need to express my love more, I hope you smile every day!

Wife: Do you remember last February, when you said that you and Lao Wang went fishing for carp? Husband: Of course I remember. Wife: A carp called just now and said that you have become a father.

46. When will there be a bright moon? Ask heaven for wine. I wonder when the end of the world will come. The palace in the sky will be exhibited again, and the human situation will change suddenly. Turn over from slavery and share May with me. Honey, can I see you at fifteen?

47. There is a beef noodle restaurant next door. The business of Lisi vegetarian noodle restaurant is getting worse and worse, and there are still few customers competing for price reduction. Later, he changed his signboard and his business was very good. It turned out that he changed his plain face into a face.

48. It's getting dark. A lovelorn wolf is foraging for food, and she hears the woman in the room lecturing the child: If you cry again, I will throw you out to feed the wolf! The child cried all night, and the wolf waited outside until dawn. Later, the wolf sighed with tears: liar, women are liars!

49. The furthest distance is not between life and death, but between loving each other deeply but not being together, but pretending not to care when you can't resist missing.

50. You are the shining spring in my memory, the gentle water in my heart, the distant place in my mind, and the eternal scenery in my life!

5 1, A Dai said there was the worst joke in history, and asked Agua if he would like to hear it. Agua: Just skip the place that is too yellow. A Dai: OK! The joke is, skip, skip, skip!

52. In the past, school meals were very poor. It's suddenly salty recently, catching up with pickles. Asked why, the boss replied: In order to convey confidence, we are not short of salt.

You should take good care of yourself in the distance. Don't have a cold and runny nose. You can sneeze occasionally, which means I miss you!

54. After receiving this message, I like you, delete my secret love, reply that I want to marry me, or promise not to marry me, and change it into my dead person, keep it for me in the next life and forward it to the world to declare that I love you!

55. In college, falling in love is called going to work, lovelorn is called being laid off, empathetic is called changing careers, lovelorn hasn't started looking for someone yet, and then we can talk about being laid off and re-employed!

56. Lonely, tearful, lonely as the sea, sad as a sail, unable to send out your thoughts, speechless. When you want to complain about acacia, I really want to see your face!

57. personals: Male, undergraduate, only a few points away; Working in a multinational organization, McDonald's cleans the table; Have a house, many people own it; Have a car, not a motor vehicle; Looking for a beautiful young man * * * went to the grave, a few years later.

58. Happy campus: If a girl looks terrible, it is called the scene of a car accident, and her boyfriend is called saving people; If a boy has no life, he is called Dunhuang Grottoes, and his girlfriend is called a grave robber.

59. In ancient times, we didn't send text messages, chat online, cross oceans or get stuck in traffic jams. If I miss you, I will walk five miles over two mountains to hold your hand.

60, stab you with a knife, I am afraid of seeing blood; Poison you, too many fake drugs; Electrocute you, the electricity bill is too expensive, drown you, maybe you can swim. Forget it, I still want to die of you!

6 1. An old man went to a disco to find a young lady. The manager asked her which one she wanted. He replied: more beautiful, and can play all night. So the manager shouted: beauty, don't look at the phone, pick up the guests!

62. The phone call makes me breathless, and the text message is soft when I press it. I'll give it to you at both ends in three days, and what's it like to accompany you shopping until your legs are short, mean and flattering? You will take over the rest of your life.

63. I always see you before my eyes. That greeting, a smile, a gesture? It is you who illuminate you, delight me and give me warmth!

64. I'll prescribe a pure natural tonic for you, which is mild in nature and does not contain any pigments and additives. It is arc-shaped, and has the effects of benefiting qi, caring skin, enhancing charm and pleasing body and mind. Its scientific name is smile. Remember to smile often!

65. Are you Tang Bohu, the jade-faced dragon nicknamed "Heaven and Earth are omnipotent" by the gifted scholars? Dog at home: Wang Cai?

66. I shot a small arrow of love into your heart, and you became my prisoner. I've decided to sentence you to life imprisonment and keep you in my heart forever, without bail.

67. There is an arrangement called fate, which has its own destiny. There is a network called love, which is long, sparse and not leaking. There is a kind of love called missing, which is everywhere and stumbling. I really miss you.

68. I sincerely pray for you: close your eyes and wish you a good dream, open your eyes and wish you good luck. The investment is profitable, you are healthy and handsome, and you can pick up a bundle of RMB even if you accidentally fall!

69. Actor A anxiously asks the director: Didn't you say that I should play the role of Wu Dalang? Why did you change people again? The director said impatiently, How many times have I told you that you are not tall enough to play Wu Dalang?

70. A passenger plane was about to crash when its engine caught fire. A male passenger grabbed a parachute and prepared to jump out of the plane. A gentleman said, hello! There are women on the plane! Male passenger: There is no time now!

7 1, send you a rose and find a good family this year. Give you a lily and have a baby next year. Send you a hibiscus flower. My husband loves you and cares for your family. Send you a magnolia, and you can spend it when your husband makes money.

72. If happiness comes to you, please cherish it; If I break into your life, please don't give up. Because I have a sincere heart. I am here. I want to visit your emotional factory. Say: welcome!

73. I don't see you because you are in my blood; You are no longer in my blood, because you are in my heart. Dear, no matter where you are, you are the only one for me.

74. A village aunt stole corn and was caught by the young man who was looking at the ground. The village girl wanted to corrupt the young man and went straight to him: Big Brother, there is a sorghum field over there. Young man: The sorghum field belongs to the production team, too!

75. No matter where I am, thousands of miles away or within Wan Li, no matter when, ten years or a hundred years, I miss you deeply and love you. Although I deny the existence of all gods, I will always believe in you, new god!

76. I'm a little tacky, a little boring and cute! A little lazy, a little bad, a little smart, a little rogue! Say rogue is rogue, slick love! You want to love me, then love me.

77. How many times have I told you, go to bed early at night and don't go out, but you just won't listen. No, I dreamed again last night, which made me unwilling to wake up!

78. The boy said to * *: Come on, someone hit my father! * * ran over with the boy, and sure enough, there were two people fighting. Which is your father? I don't know. That's why they quarreled.

79. Last night, death took my life. When I closed my eyes, he left angrily. He said I was just an empty shell, because my heart had been stolen by others. Dear, thank you for stealing my heart.

80. A male colleague joked with a female colleague: I met your husband today. He said he kissed you on the mouth last night. Is it true?/You don't say. The female colleague was anxious when she heard it: He kissed me on the mouth? ! He's bragging, b!

8 1, grape banana red apple, I wish you miss the result! Radish, cucumber and Chinese cabbage, may you be loved every day! Coke tea boiled water, I hope you sleep well every night!

82. You are like a cloud on the edge of that day, erratic and hard to trace; You are like a ping in the water, flowing everywhere, which makes me hard to ponder. Can you tell me? How can I catch you, damn pig.

83. Prescription: Valentine's Day SMS; Ingredients: sincerity, sincerity, words; Function indications: enhance the feelings of couples and couples; Shelf life: life; Taboo: never separate; Usage and dosage: once taken, valid for life.

A: My brother was bitten by a mosquito and his whole hand was swollen! My uncle was bitten by a tiger bee and his whole foot swelled up! C: My sister was stung by something and her whole stomach swelled up.

85. Two frogs fell in love in the park. The male frog hugged and hugged the female frog, and the female frog sighed and said, alas! I really miss you when you were a child, without arms and legs. Not like now. Touch your hands as soon as you meet!

86. Tang Priest wishes you a happy life, Wukong wishes you good health, and Friar Sand wishes you good luck again and again, Bajie? Don't you know what you want to say?

87. A man managed to put his luggage on the plane. The stewardess asked: Do you always carry such heavy luggage? M: Not next time! Next time it's my turn to hide in the box, my companion will buy a ticket.

88. One flower is in full bloom, and the other flower is dying. You are the only flower in the garden and my true love? Because you are the most beautiful and brilliant, and the world is so lovely because of you! Honey, I want to tell you that I love you!

89. My friend said that we would not be happy together. They advised me to give up you and leave you! But I really like you and can't bear to part with you! I fell out with them for this! Why? I can't have a dog! Don't make me raise pigs!

90. It's late at night, the birds are asleep and the mosquitoes are out. I miss you and look forward to you. I'm doomed to insomnia tonight. The dream is lost, and the soul is haunted by it. Why not return the stolen heart?