I can't tell jokes.

1. Once a second-class bus, a BMW passed by, and a tall man next to it said to the people around him, "Look, that's IBM."

2. A friend of mine is an intern in Unicom. One day, an old man came up and said, "Can I have a mobile card?" Then the friend said without looking up, "Master, someone is coming to smash the venue!" " "

3. Colleagues may be nervous when they meet customers. As soon as they opened their mouths, they said, "Hello, Miss Liu, what's your name?" Sweating.

4. In the past, the geography teacher was a man, which was particularly violent. Whoever talks and is distracted is punched, but he didn't hit the girl. A new girl doesn't know equality between men and women. Once, she stole cartoons in class, was found by the geography teacher, and came forward without warning. The girl turned pale with fear and shouted: indecent assault. Our geography teacher waterfall Khan.

5. My classmate said: I put too much washing powder. The other asked: What? Your brother has too many wives?

6. On a windy day, the bicycle fell down one after another. I only heard a classmate say while helping the car: whose Mercedes-Benz crushed my BMW?

7. I used to call my boyfriend's dormitory, but he didn't answer. I was a little embarrassed, so I made up a name and said, "Is XX there?" If you pretend to be the wrong person, it's over ~ ~ The other person hesitated and said, wait, I'll call you. I was stupid at that time! Hang up the phone in a hurry Later, I asked my boyfriend, and he said that a boy in the dormitory opposite them asked me to make up that name.