Selected classic English jokes

Ann, can you tell me what the fishing net is made of?

Many small holes are tied together with ropes. The little girl replied.

fishnet

Ann, can you tell me what the fishing net is made of? The teacher asked.

Fishing nets are made by tying many small holes together with ropes. The little girl replied.

New teacher

George came back from school on September 1st.

George, what do you think of your new teacher? His mother asked.

Mom, I don't like her because she said that three plus three equals six, and then she said that two plus four equals six. .....

New teacher

On September 1 day, George came home from school.

George, do you like your new teacher? Mom asked.

Mom, I don't like it, because she said that three plus three equals six, but later she said that two plus four equals six.

3. There is no need to steal any more.

The owner of a large department store checked his account books and found that his most trusted employee had stolen more than1million dollars from the company. "I don't want a scandal," said the shopkeeper. "I will fire you." The employee replied, "Yes, I robbed a lot of money from your company. I now own a yacht, a country house, jewels and all the luxuries you can think of. I don't need anything, so why hire someone else to start from scratch? "

The owner of a large department store found in the audit that his most trusted employee had stolen more than one million dollars from the company. "I don't want a scandal." The boss said. "I have to fire you." The employee replied, "Yes, I stole a lot of money from your company. Now I have a yacht, a country house, jewels and all the luxuries you can think of. I don't need anything Why hire someone else to start from scratch? "

4. Reasonable sadness

Poor Lupin lay on his deathbed; His spouse fell into despair; Accompanied by frequent sobs and mutual crying; They all expressed their concern. "A different reason," Reverend Slay said, "the same effect may be given: poor Lupin is afraid that he may die; His wife, let him live. "

Poor Rubin is lying in a hospital bed; His wife fell into despair; Frequent sobbing, relative crying, they are all expressing sadness. "Different reasons," said the glib priest, "can produce the same result: poor Rubin is afraid that he will die; His wife is afraid that he can't live. "

5. Compare other things? Compared with others?

Compare other things? Compared with others?

Son: Mom, John has a pair of shoes signed by Gordon.

Mom: Is that all you care about? Haven't you compared anything else?

Son: Yes, his mother is more beautiful than you.

Son: Mom, John has a pair of sneakers signed by Jordan.

Mom: Is that all you care about? Won't it be compared with other things?

Son: Yes, his mother is more beautiful than you.

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