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Xu Jingnan: Love is like this. When everyone was staring at the right, it slipped away from the left. Since the beginning of the story is wrong, nothing can be done well in the future.

Qiao Rui: You live in the past, but you are hurt by the future.

Qiao Rui: I use four words to describe when I am with you, and that is incoherent, sweaty and insane.

Qiao Rui: Love is a nervous short circuit, romance is an increase in blood pressure, and I am terminally ill.

Ding Hongqi: I play with her. I started, she finished. We both responded, and she came and went, pushing and shoving with relish and pestering each other. I don't think anyone can live without anyone in this life. I was wrong. This kind of relationship is not everyone's life. I figured it out and I was afraid of formal separation. This result is not what I want, but what Yin Jie wants.

Xu Jingnan: Is there a speed limit for loving someone or being loved by someone?

Ding Hongqi: You are stronger than me.

Xu Jingnan: My strength was tempered by you. After five years of emotional education, if I had been in college, I would have been one year short of getting my master's degree.

Xu Jingnan: What's the difference between loveliness and love?

Qiao Rui: Loveliness can be loved, but love is necessary.

Zhai Yaodong: From the age of 25 to 40, I see one every two months on average, so there are 90. One day, I can hold a woman's hand and say: You are one in a hundred!

Xu Jingnan: There is a timer in a man's body, which is specially used to deal with love: when the time is up, if you are tired, you can't stop.

Deng Youzhen: It is popular now. The beautiful ones are called beauties, the unattractive ones are called elegance, the talented ones are called talented women, and the talented ones are called ladies. What kind of woman do you think I am?

Zhai Yaodong: Witch!

Deng Youzhen: (laughs) I want you to be afraid of me. What's more, people who pursue it are often called moon stars, and no one dares to pursue it in Aoxue first frost. Those who earn money are called independence, those who don't earn money are called sacrifice for the family, having more children is called mother's greatness, not having children is called responding to the national plan, being virtuous at home every day, being away from home every day is called women's rights, never divorcing is called singleness, and frequent divorce is called pursuing happiness.

Zhai Yaodong: ... (asleep)

Ding Hongqi: Your fingers are evil. I have to admit that what you said hit the nail on the head. I really haven't tasted unforgettable love, not everyone has it.

Ding Hongqi: You're right. My love life is like a glass of boiled water.

Xu Jingnan: So you turned me into Coca-Cola?

Qiao Rui: Love is an uncontrollable desire.

Involuntary attraction

Love is thinking all the time.

Irrepressible emotion

Qiao Rui: Vitality comes from pain. Sadness tells me that you are still alive.

I love you. Why do I love you? Please give me ten thousand reasons.

I don't love you. Why not? Please give me a reason.

I love you, 10 thousand reasons are not enough,

I don't love you for a reason.

So, I love you.

I love you, just like a baby can't choose the right to be born.

I am destined to love you,

As if I were a baby.

Helpless, helpless, helpless.

The right to choose my birth.

I love you,

What should I do?

I know I can't lift it and put it down.

Very annoying. I don't want you to suffer.

I'm afraid you'll suffer, but I'm even more afraid that you'll never talk to me again in your life.

What should I do?

Qiao Rui asked, "Xu Jingnan, do you women especially like men spending money on them?" Xu Jingnan said: "That's not necessarily true. People who are not pleasing to the eye may give me money and I may turn my face. " "Good, it's not strong at all," Qiao Rui said.

Xu Jingnan said: "Men are very strange, obviously unhappy, but also pretend to be happy garlic cloves." Qiao Rui said: "There are actually only two kinds of people in this world, men and people who wish they were men." Xu Jingnan said: "Fart". "Pay attention to what you say in public." "Qiao Rui, do men like you?" Xu Jingnan lowered his voice and asked. "Only the lucky ones are." Qiao Rui's voice is even lower. "Do you feel lucky?" "Do you like asking such questions?" "You are too naive. I won't laugh at you even if you mix gynecology. "

"Is the car ready?" ZhaiYaoDong cow coax asked. Qiao Rui stood hunched at the door, and the doorman humbly replied, "My car is waiting for you outside. I'm going to have a baby."

Xu Jingnan recognized Qiao Rui's voice. She ran into a car. The speed of the car made her stumble and almost fall. Qiao Rui stopped the car and jumped down, dragging Xu Jingnan's arm to pull her into the car. Xu Jingnan waved and gave him a slap in the face. "Assaulting a police officer!" Qiao Rui gave a cry. Xu Jingnan punched Qiao Rui in the face, Qiao Rui sat on the ground, clutching his nose, and Xu Jingnan strode forward. Qiao Rui got up and covered her nose and shouted, "I arrest you!" "

Xu Jingnan turned and asked, "How is your Gao Haisha?" Qiao Rui wry smile way: "How can it be my home?" "What do you care about others?" Xu Jingnan asked. "Well, my friend, I need help. Last night, she had a good time with her roommate. She can't stay any longer. Let me find her a place to spend the night. " "Take it here." "Really?" Qiao Rui carefully observe her expression. Xu Jingnan looked at him with an ambiguous smile on his face. Qiao Rui was at a loss and said, "Why are you looking at me like this?" I am not a criminal. "Xu Jingnan said," Then don't act like a criminal. " "Xu Jingnan, you just pinched me with a stick. Aren't you afraid of my new honeycomb briquette? "It's not honeycomb coal, it's honeycomb, and your heart is as sweet as a honeypot. Qiao Rui, you like to show off your life in this way, which is not only lively but also useful. " Say that finish, she turned and left. Jory grabbed her arm again and said, "You're right, I'm not only lively but also useful. You accompany me to the bank to buy gas and electricity, and I will treat you to a big meal at noon. " "I won't eat." Xu Jingnan rejected him. Qiao Rui said, "It's great that the level is here. You tripped and fell on me like this, and I cried and invited you to dinner. Please forgive me. Do you think being a man is miserable? " "Hurry up to do sex-change surgery. I will contact you. " Xu Jingnan said he couldn't go, but he followed. The two men walked and laughed and bickered. They went to the bank to buy gas and electricity first, and Qiao Rui took Xu Jingnan to accompany him to the supermarket to buy a lot of food. Two men passed by the property management company with things full of four hands. Qiao Rui asked Xu Jingnan to accompany him in to buy water. "Buy 20 tons of water." Qiao Rui handed the water card to the shop assistant. The salesman inserted the card into the computer and asked, "20 tons?" Xu Jingnan reminded Qiao Rui: "We have too many things in our hands to carry 20 tons. You should buy less. " Qiao Rui stared at Xu Jingnan. Xu Jingnan asked, "What are you looking at me for? You can take it, I can't. " Qiao Rui saw that she was not joking. She smiled, covered her head with her hands and lay on the counter. The shop assistant also smiled. Xu Jingnan woke up and squatted on the ground with tears on his face: "Ouch! Ouch! I am dead! How can I be so stupid! " Qiao Rui smiled and said, "The computer crashed. Do you think it's because you didn't wash your hands when you came back from the toilet? " "Yes!" Qiao Rui patted her on the shoulder and said, "Thank you, teacher!"

Qiao Rui said to Xu Jingnan, "Find a chance and I'll drive you to Tibet." Xu Jingnan curled his lips and said, "Just your broken jar?" Qiao Rui said: "Alto grew up to be Audi, and my car grew up to be Cadillac."

"You say, what's the difference between loveliness and love?" Xu Jingnan asked Qiao Rui. Qiao Rui replied: "Cute, you can love. Love is a must. " Xu Jingnan asked again, "What is love?" Qiao Rui thought for a moment and said, "Love consists of three aspects: sexual desire, attraction and attachment. Therefore, love is both an emotional need and a physiological need. " "Where did you recite it?" Animal World Review