Who has a joke about honesty?

[It's still early] When Christmas comes, the judge happily asks the people on trial, "What have you done?" "I went shopping early this Christmas," shouted the prisoner. "This is not a bad thing," said the judge. "How early?" "Before the store opens," the prisoner replied. [Santa Claus] One day, a mother asked her son, do you believe in Santa Claus? Son: hmm ... (thinking for a moment) I don't believe ... mom thinks her son has really grown up. Then she asked, why don't you believe in Santa Claus? The son thought about it, because it never snowed here. [Christmas tree] Charlie clamors for his father's Christmas tree every year. His father always said it was too expensive to buy. Christmas came again this year. Charlie's father was really troubled by him, so he took an axe and went out. A quarter of an hour later, my father came back with a big Christmas tree. Charlie shouted happily, "Dad, you are really something. It took only a quarter of an hour to cut down such a big tree! " "Dad patted him on the back of the head and said," Silly boy, you can't chop down a tree that fast. I brought it back from the market. " Charlie asked, "Are you too expensive to buy?" Dad said, "can't you see I have an axe?" " !"