I've been a little annoyed recently. Who can tell jokes?

This joke ranks in the top three in the American joke list: (Basic English is required)

Three women wanted to go to heaven, so they came to God and begged him. God thought for a moment and said, "Well, if someone can answer my question, he can go to heaven." God asked the first woman, "What was the name of the first man I made?" "Adam" "Right." So the first woman went to heaven. Then God asked the second woman, "What was the name of the first woman I made?" "Eve." "You got it right, too." So the second woman also went to heaven. God asked the third woman again, "On the first night, when the first woman I created was with the first man, what was the first thing I said?" The third woman suddenly froze. The question was so difficult that she said, "Oh, dear.

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Push! "God said," You are right.