Fifth grade cross talk script

A: Let’s talk for a while.

B: Alas.

A: You said two people were telling jokes. Why is it called cross talk?

B: How do you pronounce these two words?

A: Who gave this name?

B: Yeah.

A: It’s a joke, isn’t it also a joke between the two of you?

B: Yes.

A: Isn’t it a joke even if one person says it?

B: It’s also a joke.

A: What is it called cross talk?

B: Yeah.

A: These two words...

B: Oh.

A: It covers a wide range of topics!

B: Oh.

A: The appearance of the appearance, the sound of the voice.

B: Alas, just two words.

A: It’s difficult! Think about it, we’re not doing enough.

B: Oh.

A: Personally, I haven’t done either of these two things.

B: Oh, you can’t do these two words.

A: The appearance of the appearance, the sound of the voice, full of them.

B: Oh.

A: The sound is unpleasant.

B: I have a bad voice.

A: Appearance...

B: Yeah.

A: ...Don’t talk about it, ...hehe! It already looks like this, what do you think we should do? I always feel sorry for you guys when I look like this.

B: Huh.

A: In fact, I was very good-looking when I was a child. I was very good-looking when I was a child, me!

B: Oh.

A: Hey, I can’t mention that night now. It’s useless to say that, it’s useless to say that. When I was a child, whoever saw and loved me, I, when I was a child, oh! She is good-looking, and everyone praises her. Wherever she goes..., oh! This kid, this kid is so good! This kid is so good! Everyone praises it, but how come it has become like this? well!

B: This kind of thing, hey, if you haven’t seen you, hey, you can believe it. Why? People don’t know what you looked like when you were a child. If you tell me, I don’t believe it. You were so virtuous when you were a child. Hey, you were like this monkey card when you were a child. That’s it, and you still look like this now.

A: It was much better than this when I was a child.

B: Why has it changed like this when you are older?

A: You’re old... shouldn’t you be in front of me? No, me, I’ve been smart since I was a child.

B: You?

A: You see, just a good brain.

B: Oh.

A: The night I went to school, when I was studying, our teacher liked me the most, praised me, loved me, and never beat me.

B: A good student.

A: I’ve never been beaten, never said anything.

B: Yeah.

A: I have never made a teacher angry.

B: Okay.

A: Look, look, you think this means he looks like a smart person, doesn’t he?

B: Alas, quite clever.

A: Oh, you, you will know if you stay with me for a long time, and you will know how knowledgeable I am. The few people we graduated from are competing with each other. .

B: Yes?

A: Hoo! One is smarter than the other, has a good brain, and has a quick mind.

B: Oh, are you classmates?

A: Do you know him?

B: Who is it? Don't know who it is?

A: Wang, you know, you know, you forgot, you forgot, you forgot.

B: Who?

A: King.

B: King of what?

A: Wang Yuantang.

B: ...the one singing Henan Zhuizi.

A: Ah.

B: Oh, your classmates.

A: Look at that look, look at that appearance, with that intelligence, Wang Yuantang, we are brothers and apprentices. When we were young, we went to school and studied with the teacher. Who, that, that Does Mr. Shen recognize it?

B: Oh, Mr. Shen, who wants to learn ventriloquism.

A: Ah.

B: Yeah, we know each other.

A: We all go to school together. Do you know that one, Wang Fugui?

B: Oh, Wang Fugui, who played the strings for Shi Huiru?

A: Ah, our classmate, Bai Quanfu.

B: Hey!

A: Bai Quanfu, and that Hao Shuwang.

B: Oh, that Hao Shuwang who is playing tricks?

A: Alas, that Cao Yongcai, Cao Yongcai.

B: Oh, the one who pulled the Henan pendant for Cao Yuanzhu?

A: Well, we are all classmates. We went to school together when we were young.

B: Oops! We all went to have tea together, these guys are so smart! ("Moodle tea" is a thin paste made from millet noodles, millet noodles or soybean noodles. It is very viscous. The meaning here is to describe A as a "muddled paste".)

A: Why is this called noodle tea? Why are you making tea?

B: Are you all brothers? Are they all classmates?

A: Well, one is competing against the other.

B: Are they all so smart?

A: He is so smart, so lively and cute, our teacher’s favorite and favorite cousin Yuan.

B: Just Wang Yuantang?

A: Alas, Brother Yuantang.

B: Oh, which teacher of yours teaches you such smart students?

A: Teacher?

B: Who?

A: Huh?

B: What is the teacher’s last name?

A: What do you care about?

B: Let me ask.

A: Hey, what am I telling you for? What's the use?

B: Let’s listen to the gossip. Who is your teacher?

A: By the way, I just said it casually, am I disrespecting the teacher too much? "A son does not speak of his father, and a disciple does not speak of his teacher." Well, I will just say the name of the teacher casually. I am just joking, how can I do that?

B: This one is too feudal. He is a teacher. You are right to say that I respect the teacher, but it is not wrong for you to mention his name. Tell us and introduce him to us. We will listen. Which teacher did you listen to teach such six good students? Do we need to listen?

A: Our teacher?

B: Ah.

A: I have to behave myself, and I mention him seriously. Our teacher’s surname is Liu.

B: Liu wow? What's the name?

A: Above and below. (Liu Wenbin was a famous early Jingdong drum artist)

B: Liu Wenbin? Alas, all these bastards ran away together!

A: How to speak? How to speak?

B: Hey! How good this teacher is with six students!

A: How to speak?

B: How great! Alas, what books do you and the teacher study? !

A: Study, go to school.

B: What do you read first in school?

A: The first book is "The Imperial Calendar".

B: Tsk, it sounds new to us. Does anyone read the "Imperial Calendar"?

A: Alas.

B: How do you read the "Emperor's Calendar"?

A: Alas, "Imperial Calendar", (singing) "The first month is bigger, the second month is smaller, how come the Qingming Festival in March is so coincidental, the days of May, Six, Seven and Eight are hot, the twelfth lunar month of winter wears the skin Jacket, croak croak”.

B: Oh, that’s how you read it?

A: That’s it.

B: Hoo! Oops...

A: I have really read the "Emperor's Calendar". Find a copy of the "Emperor's Calendar" and bring it over. We all know every one of them and will tell you about them all. We know every one of them. If you can memorize it, you can even memorize it by looking at it. In the "Imperial Calendar", you can understand everything about the four departure days, the four absolute days, the death day of Yang Gong, the affairs of the earth king, wind and rain, the sky and the earth are dark, and the sun and the moon have no light. !

B: Oh.

A: Beginning of Spring, Rain, Waking of Insects, Vernal Equinox, Qingming, Grain Rain, Beginning of Summer, Xiaoman, Ear Grain, Summer Solstice, Minor Heat, Great Heat, Beginning of Autumn, End of Heat, White Dew, Autumnal Equinox, Cold Dew, Frost Descent, Beginning of Winter, Light Snow, Heavy Snow , winter solstice, minor cold, and major cold, all will be understood this year!

B: Oh.

A: I have really read this. The teacher has an article and this has rhymes. Do you understand?

B: Is there any rhyme here?

A: Oh, that’s right! There are rhymes, and there are four lines of poems: "The rain in spring distinguishes the valley from the sky, the summer is full of awns, the summer is full of heat, the autumn is white, the autumn is cold, the frost falls, the winter is snowy, and the winter is cold." This is what the teacher taught us.

B: Oh.

A: These are the twenty-four solar terms.

B: Oh, yes, yes.

A: "The spring rain clears the valley and the sky" the beginning of spring, the rain, the awakening, the vernal equinox, the Qingming Festival, Guyu, "the summer is full of awns and the two summers are consecutive" the beginning of summer, Xiaoman, awnzhong, summer solstice, minor heat, major heat, "autumn place" "White Autumn, Cold Frost" "beginning of autumn, end of heat, white dew, autumnal equinox, cold dew, frost", "winter snow, snow, winter and big cold" Beginning of winter, light snow, heavy snow, winter solstice, light cold, big cold, four lines of poetry.

B: Oh, twenty-four verses.

A: This is called rhyme.

B: Oh, this has rhyme.

A: Well, you have to have that tune, you have to have that rhyme, so that it sounds good when you pronounce it, (singing Jingdong drums) "The spring rain is dormant and the valley is clear, the summer is full of awns, the summer is full of summer, and the autumn is white. The frost is coming, the snow is falling, the snow is falling, and the winter is freezing -".

B: Okay, this school is so lively! Is this what you think?

A: Do you want to read this? How can we be so knowledgeable about Jing Nian?

B: What else should I recite after this recitation?

A: There are quite a few.

B: What are they?

A: That’s a lot.

B: What kind of book is Duola?

A: What book? Why am I telling you?

B: Look, it doesn’t matter if I ask, what are they?

A: There are quite a few.

B: Tsk, this guy is clueless. He can’t even name the book.

A: What? Just recite the "Three Cardinal Guidelines"... "Three Cardinal Guidelines".

B: What the hell?

A: "Three Cardinal Guides".

B: What is the "Three Cardinal Guides"?

A: You don’t understand this book!

B: I don’t understand, are you wrong? Are you saying that the "Three Character Classic" is a "small outline guide", and you told me the "three outline guide" when you put it aside? How can I understand this?

A: Yes, "Three Character Classic", "Three Character Classic" is included in "San Gangjian"!

B: Why is it called "Three Cardinal Guides"?

A: That’s a lot better.

B: Aren’t there just three books: "Three Character Classic", "Hundred Family Surnames", and "Thousand Character Classic"?

A: I understand!

B: After reading this, read "Disciple Rules" and "Collection of Famous Sages".

A: "Collection of Famous Sages"? We know "Collection of Mingxian", but we know "Collection of Mingxian", "Collection of Mingxian" is the "Zuo Liancheng Complaint", right?

B: He is still acting like Liu Wenbin. What does it have to do with Zuo Liancheng? You haven’t read it, and if you haven’t read it, don’t tell me.

A: I have recited it. I just recited this "Three Character Classic"... less than a year, do you think it is?

B: How much?

A: Less than a year.

B: I have only read the "Three Character Classic" for a year, but it is still close to it for less than a year? !

A: Is it faster or slower?

B: Don’t you like hearing about having tea with me? I recited this book when I was a child. I recited the "Three Character Classic" for nine days, and I got it right. What's the point? What do you think this book contains?

A: Don’t you just read it?

B: I said it was reading.

A: You said it was reading?

B: Ah.

A: Count the words according to the number of times.

B: Yes.

A: "In the beginning, human nature is inherently good. Their natures are similar, but their habits are far apart. If you don't teach, your nature will change. The way to teach is to be specialized. In the past, Mencius' mother chose a neighbor. If the son does not learn, he will die. Ji Zhu. Dou Yanshan has a right way to educate his five sons, and they all have a good reputation. It is the father's fault if he is not strict in teaching." This?

B: Ah.

A: Cousin Yuan... six days!

B: Hey, he always remembers his cousin Yuan. Then don’t you think you both read this book less than a year ago?

A: Let’s talk! We are talking about it continuously. Have you heard about it in the Three Character Classic?

B: I know that.

A: Do you know?

B: How about calling it "Xiao Gang Jian"?

A: Alas, we are specifically talking about this.

B: The book you are reading is a book for children.

A: Alas.

B: But this book is the deepest and most difficult to explain.

A: Oh, yes, it’s deep.

B: There is something I don’t understand...

A: I’ll do it!

B: Can you tell me?

A: You really met an expert!

B: Yeah.

A: Just ask!

B: How do you explain the saying "There are reasons for calling the Five Dynasties"?

A: What five generations?

B: "Called the Five Dynasties".

A: Tell the truth!

B: Weigh!

A: You don’t know how to learn this stuff at all!

B: What?

A: "Called the Five Dynasties"?

B: Ah.

A: Smoke!

B: What?

A: That word is pronounced "pump", "pump five bags, all of them contain oil."

B: You are talking nonsense.

A: Huh?

B: Let’s write this word and let everyone see whether it means “to weigh” or “to draw”? Beside the Hemu...

A: I didn't say that word, I didn't say that word, I just said that sound, I just said that sound, it should be pronounced "draw", "draw five bags" , there is oil in everything.”

B: Hey, how do you say "pump"?

A: How do you put it? Think about it back then, saint, did you know that the saint didn’t know?

B: I know.

A: The sage talks about this smoker.

B: Oh.

A: Smoking bag.

B: Ah.

A: Dry cigarettes, cigarette bags, talking about this smoking bag, I smoked a bag of "ba ba ba" and knocked it, then filled another bag, smoked again, smoked a bag of "ba ba ba", knocked it, and filled it again. One bag, smoke it continuously, smoke five bags, OK, there is oil in the pipe rod, so it is called "smoking five bags, all have oil", which means that even the pot and mouth are full of oil. Youzi.

B: Oh, what about six bags?

A: Six bags won’t do.

B: Huh?

A: Six bags won’t do!

B: What?

A: Too much, too much smoke, too much fire, the rod is broken, "all the rods are broken", it's broken! It won’t work if they all break!

B: What about four bags?

A: Drawing four bags is not enough! Smoking four packs is not enough, you still have to smoke one cigarette, that's the rule!

B: Oh.

A: (Singing) "If you smoke five bags, they all have oil. If you smoke six bags, they will all have cracked rods. If you smoke four bags, they will contain cigarettes."

B: This is a lecture, this is Shu Lai Bao, what is this? wrong! It is said that "Liang, Tang, Han, Jin and Zhou are called the Five Dynasties, and they all have their roots."

A: Can you speak?

B: Oh, I can speak.

A: Will you still ask?

B: Huh?

A: Will you still ask?

B: Didn’t you say you can speak?

A: Yes, I can speak.

B: What you said is wrong.

A: Yes, my way of teaching is different from yours.

B: Oh.

A: My way of teaching is different from yours.

B: Why?

A: We are going to talk about this "Three Character Classic"...

B: Yeah.

A: The "Three Character Classic" is a joke.

B: A joke?

A: There are a lot of names here, things like meeting relatives and friends, drinking and eating, fighting with someone, who gave it to someone, it’s a whole bunch of stories. People who have recited the "Three Character Sutra" will hear it, hey! good! How did you think about it and how did you study it? Every sentence is inseparable from this book. People who have never recited the "Three Character Classic" will hear it, hey! It's interesting, it makes you want to listen to it, and you can understand that it's a little joke.

B: Really?

A: Let me tell you.

B: Then tell me, but which sentence can you tell me in the "Three Character Classic" that I can't ask?

A: Alas, I will never leave this "Three Character Classic".

B: Alas, because I have read this book.

A: Come on!

B: You can’t hide it from me.

A: OK!

B: I can dig deeper.

A: Ouch! I welcome you right away. You welcome those who want to know more about it. I’m not afraid of you asking. You can ask whatever you want. It’s not okay to listen to this sentence. Hey, that’s not right! Is there a "Three Character Classic"? Ask, does this sentence exist in the Three Character Classic? Just ask, I'm afraid you'll ignore me, if you don't care about me, and you want to kill me, that's bad. I'll welcome you to get to the bottom of it, just ask, you'll hold me back, as long as I can't find you, "Three Character Classic" I can't tell which sentence it is. I have no words, so you stop me...

B: Huh?

A: ...Give you a dime.

B: Hey, why do I need a dime from you? What's the use of a dime from you when I'm a big man?

A: No, I... I only have ten cents.

B: Oh, there are too many and I haven’t brought them with me yet.

A: Our family doesn’t allow us to bring more money, just ten cents a day.

B: Okay, this kid has a lot of potential, let’s talk about it.

A: At this time of "for the Southern Dynasties".

B: "For the Southern Dynasties"?

A: There is such a place.

B: Oh, there is such a sentence in the "Three Character Classic" "For the Southern Dynasty".

A: Is there any "For the Southern Dynasties, the capital is Jinling"?

B: Yes, yes, yes.

A: Ah, how is it? There is such a mountain.

B: Mountain?

A: This place is very big

B: What is the name of this mountain?

A: "There are mountains".

B: "There are mountains"?

A: Yeah.

B: Oh, the Three Character Classic also has this sentence.

A: Have you been there?

B: No.

A: Have you ever been out?

B: Where have I been?

A: Think about it. You have been there.

B: Where am I thinking? How many times have I been here?

A: Oh, your father has been there.

B: My father?

A: Yes.

B: How often have we been to my father?

A: It was such a long time ago, 1900.

B: Oops! It’s been sixty-two years, and where can I be?

A: It is the twenty-sixth year of Guangxu in the Qing Dynasty.

B: Right, right.

A: What are you talking about? When foreigners come to Beijing, they beat anyone they see. The emperor runs away. The emperor, the queen mother, civil and military ministers, escorts, helpers, all the rest run away with them. , your father also ran away.

B: Oh.

A: In a hurry, he ran to "Youlian Mountain". The foreigner took a gun and chased him. He chased him to "Youlian Mountain". When your father saw it, he thought, "How wonderful is this?" ! You won't survive if you catch him. It happens that there is a cave in "Youlian Mountain", and your father hid there, and foreigners couldn't find him, so the book says "There are mountains, and there are turtles (return) to hide." ...

B: ...Come this way, come up this way, stand here, "There is a turtle (returning) to hide", is my father hiding there? Is this true? ah?

A: There is a place called "Lianshan"...your father...is hiding there.

B: Don’t talk nonsense. What’s wrong is ridiculous.

A: This place is lively. There is a village called "This Sifang". There is a wealthy man named Ren in "This Sifang".

B: What is it called?

A: "The beginning of man", this person...

B: Huh? What do you mean? What nonsense!

A: "The beginning of man".

B: "At the beginning of man" was he a member of the Communist Party of China?

A: Name.

B: The birth of a child is called "the beginning of man". "The beginning of man is inherently good in nature". Is the "beginning of man" a human being?

A: Oh, okay, it’s over, it’s over, it’s over! Stop talking!

B: What’s wrong?

A: No, no more.

B: Why?

A: I won’t talk about it anymore. I’ll spare you the chance to tell you something about this so that you can gain some knowledge. How do you think you are such a businessman? Look at your air? "Huh? What's the name of 'The Beginning of Man'? It's outrageous! It's outrageous! As soon as a child is born..." Are you right? Do we speak the same way but different ways? Is my way of teaching the same as yours?

B: It’s different.

A: It’s different and you won’t listen? It's different. Don't you listen? !

B: Okay, as you put it, he is a human being.

A: Let me just say this, don’t you write a person’s name? Each stroke and one stroke represents a “person”. Are you telling me it’s not a person? The beginning of the surname.

B: "The beginning of man".

A: Where is his wife? Did you know? Do you understand?

B: Who is his wife?

A: His wife is "Ying Qin".

B: Oh, no, the women in the old society were Zhang and Wang. Why are there still the words "Ying Qin"?

A: Her surname is Ying Qinna, isn’t her surname Sima? Is there any?

B: Oh, compound surname.

A: Xiahou?

B: Yes, yes, yes.

A: Yes, my surname is Ying Qin.

B: Win Qin.

A: "At the beginning of man" there were two sons.

B: What is it called?

A: The eldest son is called "What people eat", and the second son is called "What people eat".

B: Oh.

A: "At the beginning of man's life" he was very fond of money and it was easy to make friends.

B: Oh.

A: We have brothers.

B: Oh, how many brothers are there?

A: All three brothers.

B: Oh, who is Brother Da Meng?

A: The eldest brother is called "Xi Xiangyuan".

B: "Xi Xiangyuan"?

A: Name of person.

B: Oh, is this a personal name?

A: My surname is Xiangyuan.

B: Okay.

A: "Xi Xiangyuan" became an official.

B: What kind of official do you do?

A: "Attach the six sense organs".

B: Oh, "with the six sense organs".

A: Is there such a sentence?

B: Yes, yes.

A: "Control the six sense organs and govern the body." Alas, by the way, he is an official and "control the six sense organs." "Xi Xiangyuan", does the wife of "Xi Xiangyuan" know?

B: Who is it?

A: "Xi Meng's mother".

B: Huh?

A: "Xi Meng's mother".

B: Okay, stop talking, stop talking.

A: The two of them...

B: Stop talking, stop it! Stop here! Stop talking, I won't listen!

A: Why don’t you finish talking about this?

B: Stop talking, it’s not human! Are you still talking about it? Nonsense, just say what you want, how does this sound? "Xi Xiangyuan"?

A: Ah.

B: Listen, everyone, my surname is Xi and Xiangyuan.

A: Name.

B: His wife’s name is “Xi Meng Mu”.

A: Ah, a couple.

B: Who is "Xi Meng's mother"? She was Mencius' mother.

A: Well, yes! Yes, yes!

B: Meng’s mother chose her neighbors and taught her children well.

A: Yes, that’s her.

B: What is Mencius’ surname? His surname is Meng, but Mencius’ father’s surname is Xi, and his name is “Xi Xiangyuan”. Doesn’t this sound like human language to you? Why don't you tell me more?

A: He is...

B: Huh? What is he? His father’s surname is Xi and his surname is Meng. What else can you say? ah?

A: He is...

B: What is he?

A: Mother Meng, Mother Meng’s son...

B: He has to take his father’s surname. Can he take her mother’s surname?

A: He can take his grandma’s surname.

B: Huh?

A: The child’s surname is grandma’s surname. “Following the uncle’s surname is for longevity”! Do you have this?

B: Oh.

A: Why is Brother Jiang Xing called Rhodes? "Pearl Undershirt (Ping Opera)" Brother Jiang Xing went out for foreign trade and changed his name and surname. He was called Luo De, and he was his grandma's family name of Luo. He was called Luo De, and he was Brother Jiang Xing. Who is Brother Jiang Xing? It is Luo De, Luo De is Brother Jiang Xing, he can be named after his grandma, "The name of Dongyang County in Xiangyang Prefecture is Luo De, the slave's ex-husband must be named Jiang Xing Ge", (singing Ping Opera) "The name of Dongyang County in Xiangyang Prefecture is Luo De , it must be the slave’s ex-husband’s name is Brother Jiang Xing.” Did you forget that our school’s school song also has this?

B: Is this the school song that your school sings? What kind of school is this? OK OK! You go on, you talk, talk, talk!

A: He is named after his grandma.

B: Oh, this is the big alliance brother who kowtows.

A: Big brother.

B: Who is the second brother?

A: Brother Meng’s second brother’s surname is Dou.

B: What is it called?

A: "Dou Yanshan".

B: "Dou Yanshan"?

A: The family farmed, "Dou Yanshan has a (righteous) side".

B: Land is measured by its size and acres, but not its square shape?

A: It is written in the book, "Dou Yanshan has a (righteous) side".

B: If you can’t write it in your book, we don’t understand. Who among us knows how to call Yifang? How much is one side?

A: Hey!

B: Oh what?

A: Yes!

B: How can it be?

A: One hundred and twenty acres of land reclaimed in Jilin Province is considered half a square of land, and two hundred and forty acres is considered one square of land in Jilin Province.

B: I understand this. The earliest place in Jilin was Lunfang.

A: That’s what I said.

B: But "Dou Yanshan" is from Zhuozhou? This is not nonsense. There is his grave in Zhuozhou. Is it ridiculous that he went to a place like Jilin in Zhuozhou?

A: He...he...he can go!

B: Why?

A: Didn’t he flee there due to the flood?

B: He always says, OK, you tell me.

A: "Dou Yanshan" has six sons.

B: No, Yanshan Wugui.

A: Five is the first one. Those who had five sons in the past were later "long and (young) continued (sequence)". The older ones were followed by one, six, and the previous five.

B: Oh, what are these five called?

A: The five boys are all named Yang.

B: Huh?

A: Dayang, Eryang, Sanyang, Fouryang, Wuyang.

B: Why are they all called Yang?

A: "Teach five sons and they will all become famous."

B: Oh, this is a nickname.

A: Their nickname is Yang.

B: Where is the name?

A: The scientific name is not Yang, the older one is called "Wei Renzi", the second one is called "Nai Zengzi", the third one is called "Fang Duzi", the fourth one is called "Xia Chuanzi", and the fifth one is called " Body and son."

B: What’s the name of the youngest one?

A: The little one is called Rong.

B: How old are you?

A: "Four years old".

B: Oh, four years old.

A: Hoo! The child knows how to "discuss morality and benevolence and righteousness". Before he wants to eat anything, all his elders will give way one by one before he eats. It was time to eat pears that day. When he took the small pear, (others) said: "Rong! Why don't you take the big pear?" "Let my brother eat the big pear because I am young and I want a small pear." "Oh! Good boy! You're really promising!" I won't eat this pear for the time being. It's all the elders who have given it to me. I can take it over there and eat it...

B:...Why is this child a mouse? What kid eats like that?

A: I didn’t say he was a rat?

B: What is your figure? What is your figure?

A: It’s all over, I can take it over there and eat it.

B: Oh, you put the pear in your rice bowl and eat it like this?

A: You are too serious, you thing. How should you make gestures?

B: Just hold it and bite it.

A: Oh, "if you are four years old, you can make pears."

B: Oh, let everyone eat pears.

A: Alas.

B: Oh, what about some popsicles?

A: ...then "melt the four-year-old and let the popsicles go", not the popsicles! Just let pear. Hire a teacher.

B: Who is the teacher?

A: "Ruo Liang Hao".

B: Oh, "Ruo Liang Hao" teaches.

A: Oh, I said to call "Ruo Liang Hao".

B: Does his home have a phone?

A: Look, "Ruo Liang Hao, eighty-two".

B: Huh?

A: Eighty-two.

B: Hey, it’s Ruo (like) Liang Hao who was the number one scholar at the age of eighty-two!

A: Uh-huh, no, number 82.

B: So lively!

A: OK, sir is here! Invite sir to dinner!

B: Eat!

A: Don’t eat it at home. Eating it at home is very disrespectful to the teacher.

B: Where can I eat?

A: Let’s eat in a restaurant.

B: Which one?

A: "Three easy details".

B: "Three easy details"?

A: Restaurant.

B: What is "Three Easy Details" called?

A: The three shopkeepers all have the character "Yi" (meaning).

B: Oh.

A: "It is said that benevolence and righteousness, ignorance of righteousness, and the Zhouyi - the three changes are detailed."

B: Oh, who are on the stove?

A: There are three kitchen masters.

B: Which three?

A: Master Shi (Shi), Master Ji (Ji), Master Wang (Death).

B: Why use such three people?

A: This is "the death of poetry".

B: Oh.

A: Three cooks.

B: Is your craftsmanship good?

A: You have the ability! You may be capable but you may also have a bad temper!

B: What’s your temper?

A: I’m afraid of the cold in winter and don’t work, and I’m afraid of the heat in summer and don’t cook.

B: Is it in this book?

A: How about "when poetry dies, write it in spring and autumn" and "make" dishes in spring and autumn.

B: Oh, it’s just a winter and summer strike.

A: Hey! That’s right!

B: Where is the waiter?

A: The boy running the waiter is pretty good!

B: Oh.

A: The name is "Xiang Jiuling".

B: What ability does he have?

A: "Can warm the mat."

B: How do you call "Nengwenxi"?

A: The food at the banquet was all cold, so he put a piece on the table and reheated it for everyone to eat.

B: Oh, I only eat miscellaneous vegetables.

A: Oh, they are all here, drink, drink! Under the ceiling.

B: Oh, ceiling?

A: "Friends and Friends".

B: Oh, "Youyu".

A: What are you drinking? Drink that "longest wine (for a long time)"

B: "The longest wine (for a long time)"

A: Being drunk can last for "eight hundred years."

B: What a powerful force!

A: Let’s have some food. Let’s have the charred tenderloin.

B: Hey, is there a "Three Character Classic"? Is there any charred tenderloin?

A: Hey, "Notes on Rites (Pork Tenderloin)".

B: Oh, there is it in "Notes on Rites".

A: Oh, let’s have some fish soup.

B: Fish soup?

A: The Three Character Classic has it.

B: What?

A: "Tang Youyu (soup contains fish)".

B: Oh, "Tang Youyu" is boiled fish soup.

A: Alas, here is some sugar-braised pork. The waiter said that there is no sugar-braised pork but "Tang Liuyan (Tang Liuyan)". Is "sugar braised pork" sweet? Sweetness is also made of sugar. Hurry up, "Sugar Leaping Goose" will do! Bring me the shredded chicken skin. I said you can't eat the shredded chicken. Those are all old goods from yesterday. Oh, "Chicken Shredded Chen (Chicken Shredded Chen)" is not required!

B: Oh, "Chicken Sichen" is leftover shredded chicken.

A: That’s not good!

B: What a fun thing!

A: Oh, children don’t drink wine and eat dumplings!

B: Cook dumplings?

A: Cook dumplings.

B: Is it in the book?

A: "contains praise and criticism".

B: Oh, "containing praise and blame"?

A: Bianshi (dumplings) made by a master named Yu.

B: Oh, where is the bag made by the master named Wang?

A: No! Wang Baobian cannot succeed!

B: Oh.

A: "Contains praise and blame, not good and evil" It doesn't make you hungry when you eat it!

B: Hey!

A: Everyone was eating and drinking so much that they forgot when to eat.

B: I ate for a day.

A: Fight "spring and summer" and eat "autumn and winter".

B: Oops, I’ve been eating it for a year.

A: I have been chewing it for a year.

B: Ah.

A: The waiter calculated the accounts and pulled the abacus. "One makes ten, ten makes one hundred, one hundred makes one thousand, one thousand makes ten thousand", ten million taels of silver!

B: Oops!

A: "Dou Yanshan" got angry when he heard about it, "What's going on! What's going on! Why is it so expensive? What are we eating for so much money? Huh?" The waiter said with such a glare and worry. "Don't be anxious! Don't be anxious! Think about how much you eat. You have been eating for a year, and you have to cook dumplings later. Just take a look." ("Dou Yanshan") said, "What happened to us? We Are we all crazy? Are we all confused? Let’s eat without sleeping for a year?”

B: Yo?

A: He beat people because he was rich and powerful. The clerk refused to obey him and started fighting with him, beating "Dou Yanshan".

B: Hoo!

A: "Dou Yanshan" is so awesome!

B: Ah.

A: He found his father when he got home.

B: Who is his father?

A: Dou Erdun.

B: Dou... Dou Erdun is here too?

A: Oops! Dou Erdun made an appointment with the "Five Hegemons". These Five Hegemons...

B: Who are the Five Hegemons?

A: Five with the word "hegemon".

B: Oh, the top one?

A: The first tyrant is Huang Tianba.

B: Two-one tyrants?

A: Two-one tyrant Li Yuanba.

B: Three tyrants?

A: Sanyi Ba Zhi Junzhang captures Ju Wu Ba.

B: The Four Hegemons?

A: Xiahou Ba of the Three Kingdoms of the Later Han Dynasty surrendered to Western Shu.

B: Five tyrants?

A: The last Overlord, Farewell My Concubine!

B: The Overlord is here too?

A: Hey! How awesome is this! When everyone came to meet each other, alas, there was no fight.

B: What?

A: Someone told me about this.

B: Who gave it?

A: You are a family.

B: Who are our family members?

A: Your father, your mother, your brother, your sister-in-law, you and your wife.

B: Hoo! Are these six people not in the book?

A: There are you!

B: Which sentence?

A: "Horses, cattle and sheep, chickens, dogs and hogs".

B: Me? (or "Stop getting scolded!")

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