Classic funny and sarcastic sentences?

In life, it is inevitable that you will meet some people who appear to be one thing but are another behind the scenes. What should you say to "deal with" these people? The following are the classic funny sayings that I have compiled for you. I hope you like them.

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1. Love is a road, friends are pigs, there is only one road in life, and there will be many pigs on the road.!

2. When I was a child, at home poverty. I can't afford a bicycle, so I take a taxi to school every day.

3. When I see someone pretending to be B, I always lower my head. It’s not that I’m well-educated, it’s that I’m looking for bricks.

4. The moment we passed each other was so perfect. Are you afraid of breaking your neck when you look back?

5. No matter how well-built the house is, it is just a temporary residence, that small box It is your permanent home.

6. From the beginning to now, I have never done anything that makes the teacher worry. I think this is a flash point in my study.

7. The farthest distance in the world is when we go out together, you buy an Apple 4, and I buy an Apple 4.

8. Life is like a play. No matter what role you play, you are not afraid of being looked down upon by others, but you are afraid of not living up to expectations.

9. The sky is used to make wind and rain; the earth is used to grow flowers and grass; I am used to prove the greatness of the world.

10. Every time I miss you is ***, so there is Sahara in the world.

11. Give me a fulcrum and I can lift a toilet...

12. Only history will tell... It turns out that Bai Suzhen had an affair with Fahai

13. Boss : Come and bottle the 1982 Wong Lao Kat, thank you!

14. Who gave you such courage? Don’t tell me it was Liang Jingru...

15. You are my best Le Meili, so I can throw you away after I finish drinking.

16. Once upon a time, her eyes were like those of Dong Cunrui, who looked at death as if he were at home.

17. My life is originally a coffee table, but without your spoon, it becomes a tableware.

18. Behind every successful man, there is a woman who is full and has nothing to do.

19. I smile from my side to the sky, and after I finish laughing, I go to bed.

20. If you fall down, stand up and change your posture to look good before falling down again. Classic funny words that satirize people

1. I curse you for buying instant noodles without seasoning packets for the rest of your life.

2. I can resist everything except temptation.

3. What’s on my face is definitely not acne, it’s called youth.

4. Master, after you get Lao Na’s cassock, you will be Lao Na’s person.

5. There are two types of looks: good-looking and ugly. You are in the middle and ugly.

6. Your shortness is lifelong, mine is Being fat is temporary.

7. Don’t come to me when you are bored, otherwise I will appear redundant.

8. Country, why don’t you use your face to research body armor?

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9. I am a bachelor, I am shameful, I save paper for the country.

10. Compare which of these two fish is handsome, the handsome one will be tomorrow’s dish.

11. It is better to have a wolf's heart and a dog's lungs than to tear one's heart out.

12. Look at your ranking to know how many people are in your class.

13. People in the upper class always like to do some obscene things.

14. Hold the child’s hand and drag the child away. If the child does not leave and is knocked unconscious, continue dragging the child away.

15. Goose and goose, cut the neck with a knife, pluck the feathers and add a ladle of water, light the fire and cover the pot! Classic humorous quotes that satirize people

1. Even if you are famous If there is a Lord, I will also replace the flowers and trees.

2. You are the only channel in my heart. The most annoying thing is that there are no ads.

3. I want to give a negative review to the mother of Future Objects. The delivery was too slow and I haven’t received it yet.

4. I firmly believe that my grades do not represent my IQ

5. Rat sister, rat sister, tell me who stole our rice

8. It’s getting colder, don’t forget to wear a cassock when you go out!

9. I have never disappointed anyone when it comes to serious weight gain

10. God, go and ask Qiu Xianyuan if he broke my arrow?

11. The geography teacher said, "Do you know what is on the outside of the earth?!" Piao milk tea..."

12. I am losing weight. I neither diet nor exercise. I use my mind to lose weight.

13. I want someone to cover me and where were you when I went to McDonald's to steal ketchup?

14. Summer is just not good. When I am poor, I can't even drink the northwest wind. ..,

15. In the next life, I will be reincarnated as a woman and marry a man like me.

People who satirize people with classic funny words