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Bears began to enter the city.
Xiong Qi sat in the waiting room at the back, waiting patiently for the bus to Anshun. The announcer's soft voice came from the waiting hall: Ladies and gentlemen, the bus for Anshun is about to leave. Please get your tickets ready and get on at the ticket gate. ...
Xiong Qiduan thought, people are inviting female guests to get on the bus, and our male guests should let the female guests get on first.
The bus had been gone for a long time before he asked the waiter which bus to take. The waiter said Anshun's car had left. He said he only asked us to get on the bus before, not to get on the bus.
Seeing his honesty, the waiter helped him get the ticket for the next day, asked him to leave his name and informed him to take the bus the next morning.
He lost four points on the word "bear" and became "neng", but he wrote the suffix next to the word "Wang" and his name became "neng Rui qi"
The next morning, the waiter called him half an hour earlier. I called for a long time, but I didn't see him respond. The waiter was in a hurry and went directly to the studio to call him with a megaphone: "Can you get up?"
He quickly turned his body into a lateral position. The word "wheel" means "side" in the local dialect, and sleeping on the other hand means lying on your side. The word "Rui" is homophonic with the word "sleep" in dialect. If you can get up, Rui, you will take turns sleeping.
"Can you get up!"
He leaned sideways and didn't dare to move, and kept it until the bus left. The waiter kept calling, and he was always very stiff, fearing that the slightest movement would violate the rules. The bus had been gone for a long time before he got up and asked the waiter if the bus had come. The waiter couldn't help crying and laughing, so he had to find him a dumper to pull coal. The passenger seat of the truck has been taken, so he can only sit on the coal in the container. The driver told him to pay special attention to the shed pole, and he kept holding on to it. At the destination, the driver went to go through the formalities, but he didn't know to get off. When the driver turned over the coal, he found himself buried in the coal pile.
Seeing that he was too honest, the kind driver sent her directly to his daughter's house and suggested that her daughter check him to see if he was injured. His daughter is also a doctor, but she doesn't work in a nearby hospital, so she asks her acquaintances in the nearby hospital to take care of him. There was no problem after the examination, so I lost two bottles of nutritional medicine. He asked what medicine the doctor gave him, and the doctor said that he was given vitamin B 12.
When my daughter came back from work, she asked him what she had lost. He blushed with shame and mumbled something for a long time. When her daughter saw him like that, she asked her curiously what she had lost.
He was in a hurry and blushed and said, it's crotch 12,
My daughter frowned and thought, where can I get this medicine? It took a long time to know that it was vitamin B 12. He said angrily, alas! You young people, why don't you leave in three words!
This story was dictated by a colleague, so it is difficult for a person to copy it. The stolen things are only for Jane's happiness.
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