Classic ice and snow jokes

1. Meet a beggar: give him (her) some food when he (she) asks for money, and give him (her) some money when he (she) asks for money.

2. When you get on the bus, you will encounter old, weak, sick and pregnant: don't make a fuss about giving up your seat. Stand up and block others with your body, leave room for those in need, and then pretend to get off and walk away. There are too many people to walk far. Smile when people thank you.

You can't go home when it rains or snows, when it is cold or snows at night, when there is not much left to sell vegetables, fruits and newspapers. Buy everything you can, but not everything. Anyway, you have to eat everything and see everything. Buying it will make people go home early.

If you meet lost children and old people, you can send them home. If you can't send them home, you can also send them to the car or the police station. If you have a phone, call an old man or a child and leave. Anyway, you are not short of those two phone bills.

When you meet a lost person and ask for the address, and you happen to know it, just tell him. Don't be embarrassed, no one laughs at you.

6. Find the wallet and find the owner. If you are really short of money, leave the cash. Call the owner and tell him you found it in the toilet. Give back your credit card, ID card and driver's license, and people won't care about money. Write down other people's addresses in your notebook. When you get rich, go find someone to apologize and return the money to others.

7. Meet students who come out to work and work, especially middle school students and little girls. You can buy whatever she sells. If it is not from family difficulties, she needs the courage to go out to work. Encourage her.

8. If you meet a vendor at night, buy more if you can. Don't bargain. Nothing is expensive. Even if the family is better, who will set up a stall on a cold night?

9. If you have enough money, don't keep mistresses, but secretly keep a few students in poor mountainous areas. Don't let people know who you are, or the meeting will be awkward. But you will feel very comfortable in your heart, which is much better than making mistresses nervous. If you really want a package, you can also package one, and do good things and bad things together. People? It's complicated

10. If you have plenty of time and just think what I said is reasonable, it's better to top my post than top a post with nothing. If you have enough time, please transfer these words a few more places. After all, we like more good people.

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