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Jingyanggang Wusong Tiger Fighting Outline, about 80 words.
Jingyanggang Wusong kills tigers.
Song Wu was shocked by Song Jiang into a sweat and malaria. Song Wu wanted to go back to Qinghe County to visit his brother, and the Sung River brothers made a special trip to see him off, ending their relationship with Song Wu.
Song Wu went to yanggu county ground. Killed a tiger in Jingyanggang.
The magistrate of a county rewarded 1000 yuan, and Song Wu gave the money to the Orion. The magistrate of a county flattered Song Wu as the head of the infantry.
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Song Wu came to the workshop step by step. As he walked, his drunkenness became more and more unstable. He chose a piece of bluestone to lie down on the stone and soon fell asleep. In the dim light, I heard a red wind whistling, and Song Wu barely opened his eyes. In the moonlight, I saw a spotted tiger just a few steps away. Song Wu let out a cry and stood up, turning into a cold sweat. The tiger pounced on him, and Song Wu showed the tiger a busy eyebrow stick. The tiger jumped forward and hit the branch with his eyebrow stick, breaking both the branch and the stick. Song Wu threw away the broken stick, and the tiger came at him again, jumped back and landed in front of him. In desperation, I tried my best to hold the tiger's head underground with one hand and hit it with my fist with the other. The tiger struggled desperately to catch a hole with four feet, but it was hard for it to escape the divine power of Song Wu. I don't know how many punches he punched. The tiger has seven holes to stop bleeding. Song Wu saw the tiger stop moving, but when he let go of his hand and dragged the dead tiger, he couldn't move a trace. In the initial eagerness, he exhausted his strength and his legs fell to the ground.
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