Humor, self-mockery and stupid mood phrases

Humor and laugh at yourself for being stupid 1 1. Squat down and touch your own shadow. I'm sorry that I followed me and made you feel wronged.

Without you by my side, my heart is more sad than heartache.

How dare you lie to me? How can I not believe you?

There are many roads to success, not just going to college. You can choose your own path of further study according to the actual situation of yourself and your family, and put aside unnecessary self-blame and sinking. As long as you work hard and study hard, you will surely become a strong man in life.

Please be old, don't hold me with inferior thread in the future, it will break from time to time.

6. Some girls are like lotus flowers. Some girls are like peony flowers, noble and elegant. Some girls are like plum blossoms, cold and aloof. And you are fleshy.

7. "White collar" paid his salary today, paid the rent, utilities, bought oil, rice and instant noodles, felt the money left in his pocket and sighed: Alas! This month's salary is white-collar again!

8. I have made up my mind to start an internet company when I grow up. The name is "covering my ears" and it will thunder.

9. Eat wild vegetables at home if you have no money; If you have money, go to the hotel to eat wild vegetables.

10. Chopin is no matter how good, I can't play Lao Tzu's sadness!

1 1. Look at yourself on weighing scale. How dare you say it's mom's intimate cotton-padded jacket? It's just a military coat!

12. Clothes, incense, temples and shadows are the endless luxury and prosperity of the upper class, and it is difficult to tell whether things are warm or cold.

13. None of the problems that can be solved with money is a problem. The problem is that I am poor.

14. Money is a problem when a man is dumped; Women are dumped, they look bad, I am dumped, and you are fucking crazy.

15. Should I blame myself for being sad? I deserve it!

16. I am afraid that I will lose you one day. I blame myself. I blame myself for not keeping you.

17. Happy for happiness, sad for sadness.

18. Behind every successful man, there is a woman, but I failed because there are two women behind me.

19. Seeing through is actually the last face friendship in people's hearts. After all, things are so difficult, so don't expose some things.

20. Never threaten others by leaving, because you will find that you are really not that important.

Humor and laugh at yourself for being stupid. You always want me to care about your unforgettable love and never care about my words.

22. Don't talk to me about money and hurt your feelings; Don't talk to me about feelings either, it hurts money!

23. I want to be one of your teeth most, because in this way, at least you will feel pain without me.

24. Starting from faith is a kind of motivation. No matter what you do, you must have the motivation to move forward. This driving force is a firm belief. We can't do everything perfectly, but as long as we do it with firm belief and try our best, then we have nothing to feel guilty about and regret.

25. Men who go home early tell stories to their wives; Men who come home late make up stories for their wives.

26. I just found out that after walking for so long, I was the only one who accompanied me to the end.

27. The word "life" made my brain twitch and my spinal cord twitch for more than twenty years. Never got to the point.

28. Don't tell me that you are virtuous. You are just too lazy to do anything.

29. I don't want to hear what you said, and I don't understand it. If I knew, I wouldn't do it either. If I do, I will make mistakes, so I skip class every day.

Don't stand blankly because of yesterday's sadness, don't say loneliness, don't say pain, and don't blame yourself for the right path of your dreams.

3 1. Later, it took me a long time to discover that the past was old and vague, but your face was fresh in my memory, and the original love was always young.

32. "You are bound to meet better people." "I can't even keep ordinary people like you. What's the use of meeting someone better? "

What I have done is so insignificant. But what I do is very important.

34. I have been wandering, but I have never seen the ocean.

35. It didn't hurt at all to fall down the stairs today. Fortunately, there was so much meat cushion.

36. People I like don't like me, and people I don't like don't like me even more.

37. My life could have been smoother. If I hadn't been dragged by this fat body, I could still run so slowly.

38. Since I turned into shit, no one dared to step on my head.

39. If the exam rewards QB, then the country will become rich and strong immediately.

40. When there is a bright moon, look up by yourself.

Short sentences about humor, laugh at your silly mood 3 4 1. Heroes have no good wives, idlers marry flowers.

42. When you were thin, you lived in my heart. Then when I got fat, I got stuck in it and couldn't get out.

43. The previous question about children was: Mom, how did children come into being? Now the children's question is: Mom, how can we not have children?

There are many excellent men and beautiful women in the world, but there is only one feeling that belongs to you. Never change your love because of other people's eyes, never lose yourself because of living in other people's eyes, and never be too greedy, otherwise you will lose something that you will regret for a lifetime.

45. When you meet the right person in the most absurd years, there will be no ending after all.

46. It's not that I can't live without you, but that I will be swallowed up by my thoughts.

47. Not all efforts can win each other's understanding. How can a person who doesn't love you realize that your most beautiful youth is suffering with him?

48. There is a woman who is so cute, so cute and so stupid that she wants to hit on her. I just want to walk over and remember that the employer is a woman!

49. See how ridiculous feelings are. At first I thought I was just a passer-by, but I didn't expect to become a dear. I used to think I was the closest, and in the end I was just a passer-by.

50. When I get rich, let's buy two lollipops. 1 Let me show you and eat. 1 Let me eat for you.

5 1. The most beautiful tacit understanding is that as long as he says a word of grass, I will make the bed silently.

52. The lonely shadow is a book by the window. At the end of the night, the quiet and empty moon turns into an arc and dissipates in the spring of the year. Dead wood and green light are free.

53. Two ramshackle houses; Someone who speaks with a southern accent and a northern accent.

54. It's no use being handsome before the law.

Are you really happy? scold .......

56. No matter what kind of feelings you encounter, it is a kind of fate. Even if you don't achieve the result you want in the end, don't blame yourself too much, because in this process, there have been more or less happiness around you, and there are not many feelings of right and wrong. It is great luck to understand and understand each other.

It turns out that God made you with the cheapest bone, so I forgive you. You don't have to blame yourself.

58. Life is like a news broadcast, and you can't escape if you change the channel.

59. I try to lose weight every day except when I eat, and you say I have no perseverance?

60. Prosperity and tranquility. After all, some people will gradually forget about burial and drift away. Some stories will eventually become blurred. Who gave the little pendant on the wall to the person I loved the most? Sometimes I dare not think, just want to forget.

Laugh at yourself and tease yourself with humorous sentences.

Laugh at yourself, Doby himself. 1. Don't expect someone to accompany you all your life, even the shadow won't leave you when there is no light.

2. Who said that being single is not good, love is precious, and the price of freedom is higher. If you die single, you can throw them both away.

Travel doesn't have to care about the destination, but the scenery along the way. Because I only have enough money to buy a round-trip hard-seat train ticket.

4. It is always my casual hysteria that touches your final bottom line. It's too late to blame myself, and I feel deeply guilty.

The furthest distance in the world is not that you and I live far away, but that our classmates are in different rooms.

6. You have to wait and wait, even if you lose the harvest, you should always keep it.

7. Actually, I used to be quite tall, but later I often took a shower and shrunk.

8. In the process of practicing dance, every experience is unforgettable, intertwined with blood and tears.

9. There are many roads to success, not just going to college. You can choose your own path of further study according to the actual situation of yourself and your family, and put aside unnecessary self-blame and sinking. As long as you work hard and study hard, you will surely become a strong man in life.

10. Some roads still need to be taken by yourself, and no one needs to accompany them; In some scenes, you can only move yourself, but not others. What's done is done, and blaming yourself won't help.

1 1. I really miss you, but I dare not disturb you.

12. When we taste this sour taste, the only thing we can do is to blame ourselves: if I wear that dress a few times more, if I have enough courage to tell him ... how happy it will be.

13. Don't always scold me for not turning iron into steel. Don't you know that iron can't be turned into steel?

14. It will be buried before you know it.

15. It's really hard for you to be ugly. You run out in the morning to scare people, and you run out at night to scare ghosts.

16. The hero is very sad about Beauty Pass. I'm not a hero, but the beauty let me through.

17. My meanness made a mistake. You can kick me hard with your feet, don't ignore me. This will make me feel more guilty and can't sleep. Send a message to apologize, dear, as long as you are willing to forgive me, I will do anything!

18. Time flies, you will grow up in a year, but your naive idea has never changed. Why are you so persistent and digging hard? Obviously there was no later.

19. Without the watering of love, I am like a dry rut. This kind of life is really hard for me to feel at ease. Seeing that my friends have become fathers, I have lived a happy and harmonious life. Am I not deeply envious and eager to get rid of poverty and get rich emotionally?

20. When you stop yourself from thinking about someone, that's actually the beginning of missing.

Laugh at yourself, Doby himself. 2 1. I want to be different from others every day, and the result is the same every day.

22. If you don't know Lian Xiao, who are you to cry? -Feng

23. No three no four ages, caring parents and girls who can't love.

24. I am not RMB. How can I make everyone like me? !

25. I may be too soft and sharp. I don't have clear eyes like the lake in autumn. My eyes are only black and white with loneliness and anxiety. I laughed loudly, but cried silently. I hate crowds of people and crowded noise, so I naturally don't pray. How long can you remember me?

26. When I was a child, I was a genius. After more than 20 years of education, I have finally been successfully cultivated into a mediocrity!

27. I am such a failure that I can't let go of someone who doesn't love me.

28. It's not your fault to be ugly, it's your parents' fault, but it's your fault to go out and scare people.

29. It turns out that God made you with the cheapest bone, so I forgive you. You don't have to blame yourself.

The best thing about getting old is that you don't want what you couldn't get when you were young.

3 1. Are you really happy? scold .......

What I fear most is watching the person I love fall in love with another person.

33. In a sense, the runner-up is a loser, and I can't even talk about a loser. Oh, what a pity!

34. After a long time, I found that the past was old and vague, but your face was fresh in my memory, and the original love was always young.

35. I have always regarded beauty and money as dirt, and they have always looked at me like this.

36. I am afraid that I will lose you one day. I blame myself. I blame myself for not keeping you.

Parents: Please don't call your children "Bunny", because from a genetic point of view, this is very bad for you.

Learn to learn and you will find that God has closed the window of English, closed the door of mathematics, blocked the drain pipe of physics and blocked the sewer of chemistry for you.

39. The most useless thing in the world-paycheck, looks angry and wipes his ass too carefully.

40. often blame yourself "if you regret it." People who regret doing something wrong also have reasons for poor planning and late thinking. Actually, regret is not necessarily a bad thing.

It is necessary to describe yourself as a self-deprecating copywriter.

Describe yourself as an ignorant and self-deprecating writer. If he stumbles me, I will never get up. He who helps me up, I will never fall.

2. The hero is sad about the beauty pass, I am not a hero, and the beauty let me pass.

3. There is a kind of face called widescreen.

There is a feeling more painful than lovelorn, that is, self-inflicted.

Being single for too long will really forget that you may have a girlfriend.

6. If you are not good enough, don't laugh at others' light-An Xiaoling

7. Many people despise me. Who are you?

8. I'm sorry, I can't stand your hot and cold. Please don't come to me when you are bored. That would make me redundant.

9. I want to tell you about my childhood experience, but I can't find the opportunity; Behind my countless silences, I wanted to wait for your voice to ask, so I was embarrassed. When I think about it later, it's not that I don't have a chance, but that you don't want to hear and know.

10. I also want to wander all my life but I accidentally fell in love with someone.

1 1. My family said that I studied hard, which was the most depressing remorse for me.

12. Without you by my side, my heart is more sad than heartache.

13. How can you listen to some words, even if you don't want to believe your toes?

14. For people like me who can't control their mouths and are too lazy to die, it's already a weight loss if they don't continue to gain weight.

15. I lose weight every day except during meals, and you still say that I have no perseverance?

16. We are always travel-stained, hoping to complete all the roads in the shortest time, but this secular life is the longest journey in life.

17. I loved, hated, resented and angry. Strong winds will roll in the east, west, north and south respectively.

18. Probably I will never fall in love with anyone again in my life, because there is no superficial love at first sight and no patience for long-term love.

19. The first love is infinitely good, but it hangs early.

20. I feel regret when I think of pranks in grade one or two. I always want to have a chance to send her a gift, apologize and relieve my inner guilt.

Describe yourself as a self-deprecating copywriter. 2 2 1. Thanks to my eyes, no matter how small and narrow, I can see, sunrise and sunset, flowers bloom and fall.

22. What about loneliness? I'll take it!

23. Live well, and every day there is a new blow.

24. People who make mistakes are actually full of self-blame, anxiety and shame in the face of mistakes. If the other party does not blame, it will give birth to some gratitude and comfort.

25. When you start to question something, the accuracy is always surprisingly high.

26. I intended to pick the stars in the sky for you, but I thought about it. I can reach the stars, but I can't reach you.

27. We have good facial features, but the only fly in the ointment is our mouth and face (wrinkles) and our mouth and face (acne).

28. Life has not cooked you. Do you think you are an asshole?

29. You give your personality to the constellation, your efforts to the chicken soup, your luck to koi fish, and then say to yourself: I've heard a lot of truth, but it's still not good. That's true. Only ghosts can live well.

I love love, and my embarrassment lies in my heart. I am so corrupt.

3 1. I will die in the future. Donate QQ to Project Hope. Let the children use QQ with the sun as soon as they come up.

32. Clothes, incense, temples and shadows are endless luxuries and luxuries of the upper class, and the world is hard to distinguish between cold and warm.

33. Only women and English are sad, only wives and jobs are hard to find!

34. Smoking a cigarette will shorten life span by 5 seconds, while smiling will prolong life span 10 seconds, so every time I smoke, I will smile and earn back 5 seconds for my life.

35. I want to be different from others every day, and the result is the same every day.

36. People I like don't like me, and people I don't like don't like me even more.

37. It seems that I am drunk and only 18 years old. -Li Zhi's pencil

38. I fell asleep while eating. Yes, I have reached the peak of laziness. How depressing! After the summit, there is nothing to fight for.

Write a long poem without your name for the rest of your life.

Needless to say, how sad I am at this moment, I wish I had a crack to hide.

Describe yourself as a self-deprecating copywriter. The short sentence 3 4 1. A man who came home early told his wife a story. Men who come home late make up stories for their wives.

42. People with similar interests will always encounter the problem of time.

43. I always feel like mud, and when it rains, it becomes mushy.

44. What's your reaction when you meet your brother who loves you? Anyway, I was just wondering if I should hit them-

45. In the future, whenever someone is half like you, I will try my best to be nice to him.

46. Earn other people's money and go to hell with poverty.

47. Why do you want to be invisible? Because in this case, at least I can think that you didn't send it to me because I wasn't there.

48. Why are you nearsighted? I blurred my eyes in order to look down on the world.

49. Starting from faith is a kind of motivation. No matter what you do, you must have the motivation to move forward. This driving force is a firm belief. We can't do everything perfectly, but as long as we do it with firm belief and try our best, then we have nothing to feel guilty about and regret.

How dare you lie to me. How can I not believe you?

5 1. I have always regarded beauty and money as dirt, and they have always looked at me like this.

52. The back waves of the Yangtze River push the front waves, and the front waves die on the beach.

53. All tm bullshit, no ex, only widowed, what are you waiting for? Did you lie to me? Do you think I'm a fool? Really see through, no longer contact, you go, I have nothing to feel guilty about!

54. Hiding in a small building has become his own unity. Who cares what you like to write? Let it be if the outside world is cold. Rain, snow, wind and frost have nothing to do with me!

55. Don't love the seas run dry and the rocks crumble, just spend the rest of your life with me.

56. I am willing to hold the hand of this person around me for the rest of my life. If there is really a God on the top of your head, please witness that I will give everything I have just to give her my true feelings.

57. Seeing through is actually the last face friendship in people's hearts. After all, the world has been so difficult, and some things should not be revealed.

58. One of the worst moments in life is that after watching a wonderful movie, the screen turns black and you return to ordinary and boring real life.

59. Please be old and don't pull me with inferior thread in the future. It will be broken from time to time.

60. Time is the best teacher, but unfortunately-in the end, he killed all the students.

Talk about stupidity, talk about stupidity, and talk about sadness.

Talk about stupidity.

1, little fool, big fool

2. When she is sick, Lan Yan always says "Idiot can't take care of herself" and her boyfriend says "Go to the hospital". Later, she found that Lan Yan really stayed with us for a long time.

I feel so cute when I see his stupid behavior. I want to pinch his face and give him a big hug. Maybe it's just because he is the person I like.

4. Little fool, will you wait for me? Idiot, I am willing to wait for you.

5. Tell you, I'm not stupid, but I'm too lazy to be smart.

6. Idiot, why don't you surf the Internet all the time? Fool, that's just that I'm invisible.

7. Do you think I don't sleep at night because of insomnia? Then you are all wet. Actually, I was thinking about you, idiot.

8. Your mother must be a chicken. Because only stupid chickens give birth to fools.

9.-Friendship hurts me, love hurts me, and family hurts me. These feelings made me understand the pain, learned to cry and became an idiot.

10, silly boy, your arms can only give me one to hold you forever, silly girl, and your little hands can only give me one to hold you forever.

1 1. There are too many smart people in this world and too few people are willing to work hard, so only a few people succeed.

12, the so-called fool is a genius that ordinary people can't understand.

13, idiot, you said I don't care about you. I'm in charge of you now. I'm not qualified to control you. No matter what you do, you must learn self-discipline. You are already twenty, so it's time to be sensible.

14, freeze! Hands up. That who, bring the socks! Not only yours, but yours! No peeking! What? The money is in the safe? Stupid! I'm Santa Claus who gave you a present! Merry Christmas!

15, sometimes I hate myself who is unwilling to be mediocre but does not work hard. I feel that I am not good enough and envy others to shine. In fact, most people are ordinary, but you don't see the efforts of others. Don't be depressed, don't panic, be a snail who climbs hard, or a stupid bird who keeps flying. We worked hard to grow up, stumbled all the way, and then we were black and blue. Stick to it, and one day, you will stand in the brightest place and live the life you once longed for.

16, the deskmate and I compare who holds their breath for a long time and who smiles at each other first is cuter. Yesterday, he called me stupid and sarcastic. He said I was wrong and just wanted to teach you a question.

17, fool, I love you, care about you, care about you, fool, I love you, love you, care about you.

18, smelly husband, why do you lose to my stupid wife every time you play with scissors, stone and cloth? Because you always give two.

19, _ _ _ _ _ How can Spongebob laugh without a big star? How can a little fool be happy without a big fool?

20. Fools are not stupid. Fools are not stupid.

2 1. Personally, I feel that man is a stupid animal. Sometimes I like a girl. As long as her eyes stay on you, you will feel that she likes you, and if she is lazy at work, she will be seen by the leaders and feel that once and for all; But the truth is not what you think. Everything is what you think.

22. I am actually a silly girl. Obviously happiness is just around the corner, but I pretend to be a hedgehog and retreat to my own world.

23. "Girls can call themselves stupid and lazy, but they can never call themselves ugly.

24. Forgive me for not saying what you like to hear, for being stupid, and for not being able to do something that makes you happy, but I really love you.

25, congratulations, you finally see through me, I am very playboy, stupid, very dishonest, I am that kind of person, how can you care about me?

Talk about your stupid sadness.

1. In Xichuan, there is a kind of communication called clapping, a kind of mourning called Ying Ji, a kind of panic called abandoning the plane, and a kind of moping called ber.

2. Fool, never give up on you. Fool, I will never abandon you.

3, idiot, what the fuck do you want, don't go to see a cold, eat irregularly, and I will take good care of you in the future.

4, integrity is a seed, soaked in the spring breeze, drinking autumn rain, it grows up bit by bit. After several trials and tribulations, it is hope and the source of life. With it, smart people have a successful career and smooth sailing; When a fool meets him, he abandons his inferiority and goes forward bravely. With it, successful people are full of confidence and break into a new realm; Losers meet it, stand up again and make a comeback. It is a stimulant and a golden key, which gives different people different effects and makes them learn to face up to themselves and love life.

One day, the teacher scolded the students in the class: "You are too stupid, and your IQ is negative.". My IQ is one hundred times that of you! " Student: ...

6. Fools love me all my life. Fools love me all my life.

7. Your space photo album has been controlled by me. For the sake of our good relationship, I'll tell you to crack the code: I'm an idiot. Go and have a try. Not all April Fool's text messages are deceptive. Happy April Fool's Day.

8. If there is an afterlife, let's be a pair of little mice, silly in love, dull in life and clumsy in love. Even if the mountain is closed by heavy snow, we can still nest in the haystack, hold you tightly and bite your ear gently.

9. Idiot, stand behind me when this happens!

10, fool is 1 ... fool is 0. ...

1 1, how many idiots know there is no result, but they are still paranoid about love.

12, they say you will become stupid in front of the person you like. Do I like homework? Impossible,

13, baby, be obedient, say goodbye to the idiot who went home and find a handsome guy to play with.

14, the only difference between people is talent and willpower. A person is not afraid of being stupid. As long as he is diligent and enterprising, the fruits of success will be picked by him sooner or later. Everyone knows the story of the race between the tortoise and the hare. Cleverness is sometimes mistaken by cleverness, and fools have the spirit of fools. Miracles always happen to ordinary people.

15, fool, even if there is no big difficulty, you still have me. Fool, even if the world abandons you, you still have me.

16, when a wise man is at his wit's end, the way a fool comes up with must be the most useful!

17, fool, mushroom is cool, I understand you, fool, who wants you to understand labor?

18, rare, rare, rare, seven judges are smoking, six kids are spinning, five Wukong are singing wildly, four Bajie are chatting, three Xiao Gan are dancing wildly, two dragons are boxing, and a stupid pig is staring at the mobile phone room! Happy Halloween, haha!

19, the weather is really good, wearing a panda costume will become heavy, and you like to bask in the sun like a panda!

20, you idiot, you are the idiot.

2 1, little fool, you are my man, little fool, you are my woman,

Come on, little fool, you can make up for your lack of intelligence through hard work. If you are not smart and don't work hard, it's hopeless. So always work hard like a small motor and give yourself a hug. The ridicule you get will turn into envy and praise one day. Never give up.

I'm sorry that I am such a stupid person that you think I am being sarcastic, but I can't change your mind.

24. Am I stupid or stupid? I have a strange temper. What's wrong with that? At least I've been being myself, which is better than a hypocritical person.

25. I suddenly feel that caring for others is the way to get along. When encountering the same problems and things, people can always forgive themselves easily, but they can't accept the neglect of others. I think pay and return should be equal. Never give anyone a minute, you want a very good response. No one is more stupid than anyone for five seconds. When you feel that others are ignoring you, think about whether you have given them special attention.