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"Lan Ruo Walker" was released, and Yan Chixia fought Chiyou. Fan Shaohuang really dares to do anything.
Many online movies released in the last two years are in the name of Yan Chixia. The movie The Walker of Lan Ruo is worthy of attention because it once realized the irony of "Guan Gong vs Qin Qiong" in the classic cross talk. In other words, an opera fan likes to go to the opera, but he doesn't know how to act it. It's very similar to the current cross talk fans. They had to force the actors to perform Guan Gong versus Qin Qiong at their own opening ceremony. The two generals are obviously not from the same era.
In this blue walker movie, Yan Chixia, who was originally a supporting role in Ghost Story, will fight for Chiyou this time. Of course, it is not accurate to say that the war against Chiyou is very big. The most accurate is the Yuan Soul of Chiyou. In the opening story of A Traveler in Lan Ruo, there is a battle between the Yellow Emperor and Chiyou. As a result, the Yellow Emperor took out his Xuanyuan sword and sealed Chiyou.
After many years, the place where Chiyou was sealed became more and more shocking. Then, a demon appeared at the place where the seal appeared. This demon has no real body, only Yuan's soul, which needs to be pinned on other people's bodies. What he wants to achieve is to open the seal and complete the great cause that Chiyou failed to accomplish. The final story of this movie is actually that Chixiayan wants to fight against the so-called Chiyou-Yuan Soul.
Although Chiyou is a figure in the historical legend of China, there is no definite archaeological and documentary evidence to prove his existence. However, as important figures in the history of China, Huangdi, Yan Di and Chiyou have already entered the official history. Although they are legends, people still respect the characters in these ancient legends and think that they correspond to the tribes in China at that time.
Based on this level, it's a bit nonsense to joke about movies with tribal leaders like Chiyou and let Yan Chixia fight Chiyou. This creative way is very similar to Guan Gong's way of confronting Qin Qiong. In fact, an online movie like "Lan Ruo Walker" is just to find a fight object for the already vulgar "Yan Chixia". He just lacks a worthy opponent. He can call anyone. He made it up anyway. There is really no need to hurt the characters in China's history books.
1030 10, Han said that the Yellow Emperor sealed Chiyou, so that this Chiyou could not escape, and so on. This creative method is simply playing tricks on characters with absurd contents in our history textbooks. In middle school history textbooks, we talk about Yanhuang tribe and Chiyou tribe. Very serious. They told the students that this was the content of the tribe at that time and there was no superpower. Even if there are some legends that cause storms, they are only legends. This is a serious historical attitude.
In The Traveler of Lan Ruo, the basic historical seriousness is gone, only the Yellow Emperor confronts Chiyou, and his performance is wonderful. Finally, I even came up with a seal. Even later, I got a nonexistent red glow and continued to be a human-god. For the creation of such online movies, there is actually no need to toss Chiyou. Wouldn't it be better to just make up a character? It is really inappropriate to fabricate things in the name of history.
Based on Lan Ruo Walker's poor script, no matter how hard Fan Shaohuang tries, fans can only think that this middle-aged actor really dares to act anything. As a famous actor, doesn't Mr. Fan Shaohuang read plays? Is it really responsible for your fans to shoot such bad content?
Of course, the problem of Lanruo Walker is not just the dispute between Cabernet Sauvignon and Chiyou. This film, in other narratives, is so weak that it can even be said that the middle part of the film is dispensable. It seems that there are many suspense narratives, but in fact, every suspense button is untied, which does not play a basic role in supporting the story. The last battle, the same superficial and vulgar special effects, is not enough to cover up all kinds of problems in the script.
Such a film is not worthy of a famous actor. At this point, Mr. Fan Shaohuang lacks the spiritual accomplishment of an actor. (Text/Ma Qingyun)
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