What is the most common joke or story you tell on the wine table?

Drinking is like drinking soup. This man is in business. Drinking is like drinking water. This man is from the Construction Committee. Everyone drinks a bottle, and this person is finance. Don't be persuaded to drink, this man is in court. Let's drink a toast. This man is a policeman. A bite of 225, this person is in China. Neither of them was drunk. This person is in the national tax. It doesn't hurt to get drunk every day. This man is in town. White beer is paired with red wine, and this person has the final say. I'm not afraid of anything after drinking. This person is in the National People's Congress. Drink without complaint, this person is in yamen. After drinking all night, this man is in CPPCC. Only maotai is allowed. This man is from the center. A glass of wine is a catty. This person is in the People's Liberation Army. Drink and talk about friendship. This man is a brother. Drinking is not serious. This man is a doctor.