What jokes do you need to be bilingual to understand?

What jokes do you need to be bilingual to understand?

The Japanese took a taxi out of Pudong Airport and told the driver about the Garden Hotel. The driver took him to Hutai Road in Jiading.

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A second-rate colleague went to a popular restaurant to eat mala Tang. As soon as he entered the door, he saw a foreigner say to his boss, "blood, blood!" " "

In order to show their foreign language level, the idiot colleague quickly said to the boss, "He wants blood, duck blood."

At this time, the foreigner turned his head and said simply, "I don't want to eat spicy food ..."

A foreign plane landed at Shuangliu Airport. The tower asked, "What happened to your plane?" The captain shouted "help! Mayday! " The staff on duty in Sichuan ignored him with a cry of "Oh". The plane crashed.

Ha ha, "no! No, Sichuanese, please remember that Mayday is not Mayday, nor is it "no", but a distress signal sent by a ship or an airplane.

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A Guangdong terrier, which is very popular in Guangzhou;

It is said that at the end of Qing Dynasty, China and Britain held talks on opium in Guangzhou. The representative of the Qing court was from Guangzhou, who didn't understand westernization and foreign languages.

At the negotiation meeting, Guangzhou officials suggested to the British: "Except opium, other foreign goods are allowed to trade freely in Guangzhou Port if approved."

After listening to the proposal, the Englishman agreed and smiled: "Deal! Can't wait any longer! "

I don't know why, Guangzhou officials flew into a rage and ordered Britain to be beheaded. Because of this, China and Britain became enemies, and soon after the Opium War began, the Qing Dynasty went to ruin.

Only three languages can save you. Both Chinese and English are acceptable. The terrible thing is Cantonese.

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In an advertisement in the supermarket, a little girl said with a straight face, "Mom, dead, dead …"

Actually, this is an advertisement in Dutch, which means "that", which is equivalent to "mom, that that that that that that that that" ... please ".

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I read an anecdote in the newspaper a long time ago.

My grandson city is a city in Chiba, Japan. "My grandson" is a big surname in the local area. It is also common for Japanese women to marry with their husbands' surnames. There is a girl named Zhenmei (マミミ), who changed her name to "My grandson is really beautiful" after marriage.

This is a real laugh, okay? It is estimated that visa officers will faint with laughter when visiting China!

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I remember another one I read in a book, which is related to the Australian accent. When I first went to Australia, I met a local in a foreign country, smiling and greeting him kindly: "Go to hell, man!" " It took a long time to understand: good day, man!

Who speaks English-speaking countries without accent problems, they still don't understand. All right.