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My mother bought an egg cooker online, but the eggs were not cooked even after trying it twice.

My mother angrily argued with the seller: What a piece of shit you are, it’s broken, the eggs are still raw even after being boiled for 20 minutes.

Seller: Don’t worry, dear, you can check it first. Did the water boil when you cooked the eggs?

Then my mother went offline in despair because she didn’t add any water when cooking...

A new Danish colleague came to the company. One day during a break, he asked me why there is a paper bag in Chinese toilets,

full of used yellow toilet paper. I replied: "We recycle, package and export to Japan to make napkins."

The Danish brother was surprised and asked again: "Why"

I said: "The

think

it

smells

good (they like the smell)"

After that, every time this guy felt weird when he saw Japanese people, I always laughed behind him, haha...

When I was very young, I often went to the hospital for blood tests, and every time I was very surprised Scared and kept crying.

A little brother came over and asked me what was wrong.

I said: "The blood test requires cutting my finger. It hurts." After hearing this, the little brother burst into tears and didn't bother to comfort me.

I asked in confusion: "Do you also want a blood test?"

The little brother said: "I will test a urine!

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