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The words in the videotape sent by Stephen Chow to Andy Lau in Gambler 1
First version:
(Practice)
"The God of Gamblers is on top, and my younger brother Axing is on the bottom. My younger brother came to Macau when he was three years old, and entered Macau when he was four years old. Putin became a gambling guru at the age of five. He was an immoral person at the age of six. How could he know that he was a brilliant loser at the age of seven? He is 27 years old and still has nothing to do, so I hope he can learn a skill from being a disciple of the God of Gamblers."
Second version:
(Audio tape sent to Andy)
"Yesterday, my Filipino maid was walking through the market and heard a fishmonger say , there is a kid called the God of Gamblers, it’s you. Hahaha... I was shocked on the spot, it turned out that I was joking, (I started to be fed instant noodles by the woman next to me), there are people in this world who claim to be the God of Gamblers. This is obviously him. You're here for me, I'm the gambling sage. You need to wear invisible liquid crystal eyes to gamble, but I don't want to bother you. I can see through that card directly. This is called his special power. Start demonstration) There is an ACE here. As long as I rub it gently, it immediately turns into a wrinkled ACE. Because I haven't used the power yet, once I use the power, it can turn into a mahjong set. You think I'm fooling. I also said that you are a fool, what are you looking at? If you are not convinced, just call us to investigate. Of course, if you compensate one million or hundreds of thousands, I will stop talking about it. What do you think? It’s free. Copy my phone number, it’s Hong Kong 3345678. I’ll say it again if you don’t call me, it’s your loss. Don’t call again after ten o’clock. I slept". (Then Ah Xing opened his mouth wide... and continued to feed him noodles)
p.s The first sentence Xiaodao played by Andy Lau after watching this tape was "psycho"!
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