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Aunt Wang's low-carbon life time: Summer location: Aunt Wang's family: Aunt Wang (58 years old) Xiaodong (about 33 years old) Xiaohui (Xiaodong's wife is 3 years old) Bao Er (7 years old Xiaodong's son) Director Ma (referred to as "Ma") Chairman Dong of the Association for Science and Technology (referred to as "Dong") opened a round table and set up several dishes. Bao Er: (uncovers the bowl) Wow, boil the cabbage, (uncovers the second bowl), hey, cabbage boiled cabbage, (uncovers the third bowl), ha, cabbage stewed cabbage! Xiaodong: Be content. Yesterday, your grandmother cooked a big bowl of cabbage. Today, there are at least three bowls. (Look) Of course, they all taste the same. Xiaohui: Mom, too. Whenever I engage in any activities, I treat myself as an expert, saying that low-carbon bar is harder than cabbage, which makes me want to vomit as soon as I see cabbage. Xiaodong: Shh, here comes the expert. Aunt Wang (putting on her clothes backwards, holding a few fans in her hand): Hurry up, hurry up, hurry up! Xiaodong: What's the matter, Mom? Wang: Bao Er, alas, the neighborhood committee will come to our house for inspection soon. Xiaohui: Hey, what should I consider important? Xiaodong: What should I check? Wang (holding out his chest): Low-carbon economy, low-carbon life! Xiaodong: Mom, our economic life is already very low-carbon, which is so low that it is out of the question. Wang painfully: Don't take low carbon seriously, your mother is already scarred. Xiaodong Xiaohui came over: Mom, where are you hurt? Wang pushed away: I mean mother earth, big concept, big concept, understand? Director Ma accompanied Chairman Dong of the Association for Science and Technology on the stage. Director Ma knocked at the door: Aunt Wang, Aunt Wang! Wang: The inspection team is really here. Put those two bowls of cabbage down quickly. The crowd put the dishes under the table in a hurry, and Wang was ready to open the door. He turned around and threatened: Watch my eyes, or else, uh-huh ? . Xiaohui looked at her husband: I'm not afraid of high mountains and deep waters, but I'm afraid of your mother humming. When Wang heard this, he said crossly, Huh? Say what? Xiaohui smile apologetically: it's raining deeply, and everyone should be concerned about low carbon. I open the door, I open the door. Ma: Aunt Wang, this is Chairman Dong of the District Association for Science and Technology, who came to visit your home specially. Everyone quickly lined up at ease to pay attention: hello, chief! Aunt Wang raised her hand and everyone applauded: welcome, warm welcome, welcome! Dong: Comrades have worked hard! Hey, where is this? (Looking at the table) A bowl of Chinese cabbage. Hey, Aunt Wang, how easy is it to eat at the weekend? Bao Er whispered: No, no, there are two bowls under the table! Wang Zihao: We are persistently implementing the low-carbon life movement. Don't you think? Lazily: Yes … Wang sternly: Huh? Z: Yes! Dong: Huh? How do I feel like walking into a big feudal family? Xiaodong: The leader wronged my mother. Our family is not feudal, just like returning to the old society. Wang: Nonsense, our family has only been low-carbon for a month and 13 days, and it is far from enough! (Raise your hand and point) I have been looking forward to the leader's inspection for a long time. (Lyrically) Let the storm come more violently! With a wave of the king's hand, Xiaodong posed in unison: Come more violently! (Artificial echo) Some ... Some ... Ma and Dong looked at each other. Ma: Aunt Wang knows a lot about low-carbon life. This time, our city ... Wang pushed the horse aside: Yes, this time, our city is United as one. Persist in flood fighting and disaster relief, not in low-carbon economic life. (please) Right, Chairman Dong! Dong Xiao: Old people have a good attitude. What is low carbon? Wang disdainfully: Bao Er, you say first, what is low carbon? Bao Er: Dad? That is, no one will listen to what my mother said in the future. No, my father's words are not listened to, and grandma listens to them. Wang (hands behind his back, shaking his head): The so-called low-carbon, low-carbon, is a low-energy and low-consumption life. For example ... this (look around) for example ... Bao Er: For example, water can be used to wash feet, which can be used to water flowers. Wang: Bao Er is so good. That's what Grandma meant. Bao Er: Please make the next question more difficult, and don't insult my IQ. Wang (turning to Dong and looking at Bao): Please, make it more difficult and don't insult my IQ. Oh, I'm sorry, Chairman Dong, I didn't say you, I didn't say you. Dong Xiao: That's right. Save water resources. Wang: Yes, our family used to use 4 liters of bath water, but now I strictly control it within 25 liters. I, in particular, don't wash if I can. I clearly remember that I took a shower on the 1 ST of last month, and it's past the 18 th today, and I don't feel any peculiar smell. (sniffing his armpit vigorously, satisfied expression) Bao Er (pie mouth): There is no peculiar smell, but there are many flies around you. Wang: And this dress of mine. When the front is dirty, I wear the back. I have been wearing it back and forth for more than 4 days, and I don't feel how dirty it is. Wang was holding his skirt, shaking and calling to Ma and Dong to watch. Ma covered his nose, and Xiaodong and Xiaohui grinned. Dong Xiao: Old man, the attitude is good, but the method ... Wang grabbed the woman: thank you, applause. Xiaodong Xiaohui Bao Er applauded with a wry smile, and Wang bowed modestly with westernism. Wang: In order to promote a low-carbon life in the future, while Chairman Dong is here, I declare a few disciplines, and everyone stands up! Xiaodong: They are all standing! Wang (hands behind his back): First, starting from next week, Xiaodong, don't drive your car, and squeeze the bus to work every day to reduce the green? 6? 1 carbon emissions. Dong: What carbon? Is your car still burning firewood? Xiaohui: Mom, it's called carbon monoxide. Wang: Anyway, there is a carbon word. Xiaodong: Mom … Wang: Hmm! Opinions can be reserved. Second, in order to further implement the energy saving of household appliances, starting from tomorrow, all air conditioners, refrigerators and washing machines at home will not be used. Xiaohui: Huh? Handmade? Wang (handing out fans to everyone): Right. From now on, clothes will be rubbed by hand. As for the refrigerator, I'm going to take it to the flea market tomorrow and get rid of it completely. Destroy them all! Xiaohui walked to the motorcycle in panic: Mom, can I keep my motorcycle? Wang: No, it's all destroyed! Xiaohui: Huh? (Singing) Thank you for holding my hand, but unfortunately it wasn't you who accompanied me to the end. Wang: And Xiaobao's game machine, too. Bao Er: Ah! Grandma, my game machine can develop brain intelligence. Wang: Your grandmother on earth is almost gone, and your intellectual development is useless. Dong: Aunt Wang, you really went back to before liberation. Bao Er: Eat chaff and swallow vegetables with both hands and feet. M: Not only before liberation, but after this, it was almost back to BC. Bao Er: Eat, drink, slash and burn. Wang: Please rest assured that our family will persistently respond to the low-carbon life movement and live an original ecological life. Xiaodong: In a couple of days, our family is going to wear bark and eat grass roots. Bao Er imitates Tarzan: blare blare blare blare blare blare blare blare. Wang Satisfied with Xiaodong's good work, they secretly gave a thumbs up. Dong and Ma: Ah! Well ... Wang: There's a third point. I'm going to carry forward boiled cabbage and continue it for a long time. Xiaodong Xiaohui: Ah! (They fall backwards and faint) Bao Er rushes: Dad-Mom-Everyone rushes to the rescue. Xiaodong opens his eyes weakly: Nothing, I'm too excited, boiled cabbage, ok, (crying) boiled cabbage ... My mother! I don't think it looks like excitement, but it looks like weakness. Call an ambulance. Xiaohui opened her eyes to stop: no, give me a cup of forgetfulness, affection and water. Everyone: Huh? Xiaohui: No, plain water. Dong was busy pouring water, sitting in a chair with Ma Fu, and Xiaohui gulped water. Ma: You look pitiful and hungry. Xiaohui gasped: Boiled cabbage is good. This month, I lost another 5 Jin (gesturing). Xiaodong said sadly, boiled cabbage is good. The leaders of our unit thought that I was practicing lightness skill and gave me a nickname, cabbage floating on the water. Bao Er: Boiled cabbage is good. My deskmate has to change seats with me today, saying that my hiccups smell like Chinese cabbage. What's more, the teacher said that my face is very white now, and my classmates all call me a pretty boy … Dong gasped: Ah? ! Dong turned to Aunt Wang: Old man, is this the low-carbon economy and low-carbon life you are developing at home? Wang: Yes, is there anything that can't be done in place? Please ask the leader to point it out and we will improve it immediately! M: That's perfect! If we continue to be so low-carbon, people will die. Dong: Aunt Wang, I know your intentions are good. But you really misunderstood the significance of our activity. It's completely stale. Xiaodong: Don't criticize my mother, my mother is also trying to save her mother. No, save Mother Earth. Dong (looking at Aunt Wang, holding hands): Old people, low-carbon life is to let everyone use resources scientifically and enhance their scientific and technological awareness of energy conservation and emission reduction. Wang: Yes, I am very economical! Dong: But, it's too late. Give up eating because of choking, this can't be done. Human beings are making progress rather than retreating. Low-carbon life must be implemented under the premise of civilization. Wang: Am I really wrong? Dong: We build a low-carbon city with the goal of improving the level of ecological civilization construction, but we don't just do it ... Wang grabbed the words: we don't do it in a formal way, and we can't misinterpret and misunderstand. (I immediately realized that I was talking too much.) Chairman Dong, you said what you said. Dong Xiao: You speak better than me. You'd better speak. Wang nodded awkwardly and held his head high, but he opened his mouth several times and didn't know what to say. Finally: You guys ... Do you understand? Everyone laughed: as long as you don't eat cabbage every day. Everything else is easy to understand. Dong: Then I will finally test you. What is the slogan of our activity? < /p> < /p> < /p>