Erlang leg funny sentence

1. I looked at the computer with my legs crossed and my cheeks propped up for a long time. I was shocked when I took my hand off, mainly because I didn't have acne on my face.

2. Now I'm sitting on the sofa with my legs crossed, eating hamburgers and drinking honey, and watching the man and woman hugging under the fireworks on TV, suddenly I feel really fat.

3. What I like: When you and I are not at work, you drive, I cross my legs and take snacks, and we go for an outing.

4. I was so bored crossing my legs that I put my thumb in my shoe. Suddenly someone called me, oh, my finger got stuck.

5. I was stunned. One second I was crossing my legs and buttoning my fingers, and the next I was asked questions.

6. I always forget that the camera is still on in class. I keep crossing my legs and playing with my mobile phone. When I look up at the screen, I find that the whole picture is my feet.

7. I was so sleepy just now that I had a dream. I dreamed that I went back to the dormitory. When I entered the door, I saw a big mouse wearing my pajamas, lying on my bed with his legs crossed. When I woke up, there were tears in my eyes.

8. Cute is far away from seeing me crossing my legs and rushing over to dissuade me from playing on the slide.

9. My husband can't come back from a business trip, so I'm the only one occupying the big bed at night. At this time, I should order a barbecue, drink iced coke, cross my legs and watch TV dramas.

1. I looked down at my crossed legs and pinched the fat on my stomach. I don't deserve to be a woman.

11. Pulling a stool and sitting in the middle of the house reading with legs crossed, the restaurant downstairs is rumbling and the glass windows are jingling.

12. Enjoy the pleasure brought by Jianlibao on the couch with legs crossed at night.

13. I'm sitting on the sofa with my legs crossed, blowing a small fan and turning on a small air conditioner. When the quilt is covered, summer is coming, and cicadas will start chirping.

14. Trilogy of Happiness, Durian, Milk Tea, Driver. I'm happiest if I don't have to drive myself and eat fruit with my legs crossed.

15. Half an hour ago, I was told to speed up the progress. Half an hour later, I was caught crossing my legs to eat cakes and watch videos.

16. Every time a meal is cooked, no one comes to eat it. Those who want three invitations and four invitations, one of them crossed his legs on the sofa this morning, and the other one was lying in bed watching a drama.

17. The most leisurely time at noon every day is this time when my legs are crossed. There is a brother with chrysanthemum tea in the quilt on the screen.

18. I was watching a movie with my legs crossed, and suddenly I heard it coming from the earphone. The princess wouldn't cross her legs. I sat quietly, and stood up to my own consciousness as a princess.

19, cross your legs and watch variety shows with snail powder, and a large cup falls on your right hand. This is the fastest state of this fat house.

2. When I go to the toilet, I suspect that I am sleepwalking. When I unload the goods, I must sleep on my back, lie on my stomach, cross my legs, and stretch myself comfortably in all kinds of fancy sleep.

21. On the way home from work, I sat on the old bus with my legs crossed, looking at the vitality in spring outside the window and listening to the favorite songs in the song list. My heart was peaceful and quiet!

22. It's really cool to lie on the yoga mat and play with your mobile phone with your legs crossed.