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Jokes about "Laoshan Beer and Tsingtao Beer"
Well, our beer here is very famous. Tsingtao beer and Laoshan beer are both good. If I ask you at dinner, do you want Tsingtao beer or Laoshan beer? If you say Tsingtao beer, I'll arrange a room for your female secretary. If you tell me Laoshan beer, I'll arrange a room for your wife and you. The boss agreed to the suggestion.
On the first day, the tour guide asked: Mr. Wang, would you like some Tsingtao beer or Laoshan beer tonight?
Mr. Wang: Tsingtao beer, of course. -so Mr. Wang and his secretary were assigned to a room.
The next day, the tour guide asked again, Mr. Wang, would you like some Tsingtao beer tonight or Laoshan beer?
Mr. Wang still didn't think about it: Tsingtao beer. -so Mr. Wang was assigned to a room with the female secretary.
On the third day, Mrs. Wang felt wrong. Why didn't she share a room with her husband for two days? So she went to the tour guide and asked. At first, the tour guide deliberately said that it was because there was a single man and a single woman, so it was divided into two single rooms, but Mrs. Wang was also a shrewd person, and the tour guide was forced to say the meaning of asking for beer.
when it's time for dinner, the tour guide asks again: Mr. Wang, I've been drinking Tsingtao beer for two days. Let's have some Laoshan beer tonight. But Mr. Wang didn't understand the tour guide's intention, and still wanted to live with the secretary, so he said, Let's drink Tsingtao beer.
At this time, Mrs. Wang jumped out: Wang, if you still drink Tsingtao beer today, I will let your employees taste Laoshan beer for free tonight! ..................................................................................................................................................................................
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