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What if the wedding ring is missing?
I reached into the keyboard and suddenly found that the ring was gone. Then the head "buzzed", at least for the second time. Then my mind flashed a bad sign that the ring slipped on TV. Married less than a year, paper marriage, and now the ring is gone. He was out of town the moment the ring disappeared. Where have I been? What have I done? I don't seem to have been out today, but I have been to the garden, my neighbor's house, and went downstairs to open the mailbox. But I cook and wash clothes. So, I began to search the carpet at home, take out the garbage and pick it up again. Go downstairs again, look down the stairs, and go to the neighbor's house for several rounds. Missing, I don't know when and where I left my finger. I asked my family, did you see a ring on my hand at lunch? Rhetorical question: What color is it? I asked my neighbor, did you see a ring on my hand when I was playing cards yesterday? The other person shook his head and lost it? Hahaha! Bad laugh. I'll call the ring sender again. Did you see the ring on my finger when you left? He said he didn't notice. I said, it suddenly disappeared. He immediately said, I'll give you another one, bigger and more expensive. It's finally a comfort. If you lose it, you lose it. Don't tell, he added. Besides, didn't you see the gossip on the neighbor's face? I asked myself again, when was the last time I thought of this ring? I don't know. This ring, since everyone doesn't care about its existence, is lost. However, my hand suddenly felt uncomfortable, trying to find a ring mark, but there was nothing on it, and it was precisely because it had nothing that I felt uncomfortable. Fingers are like women, too Without material support, there is no sense of security. I remember when he gave me the ring, he laughed at me. You women like this formal feeling. I remember wearing it for a while, and I also care about the exclamation of others! But after a long time, the existence of the ring just proves that I am a married woman. Slowly, even I often ignore its existence. Until it disappears. Thinking of his advice, I went to my neighbor and told her not to say anything, but it was too late. Not long ago, I was embarrassed with a friend at his party! Eight bitches hurt their friends, and they were worried about what was wrong with our marriage. Now that the ring is lost, it seems to be irrefutable evidence of our marital discord. I believe the next party will be tomorrow, and my ring is likely to be the theme unfortunately. Perhaps the whole meaning of the ring lies in its gain and loss. Since it is so meaningful, I hope he will come back soon and give me a bigger and more expensive one. (Text/Zeng) commented
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