Campus humorous short play

"Waiting for you is the only reason why my heart keeps beating."

There are two activity centers in the school. One is the Swimming Club (President Ken) and the other is the Kendo Club (President Pear)!

All the girls in kendo club want to go swimming and learn to swim, but pear is a cynical boy like Ken. She refused to let her students go swimming.

The students had no choice but to think of a trick (love contract) to make Ken soak pears. As long as he gets it, he can learn to swim. Ken agreed to meet the requirements of the number of swimmers.

After some attacks, Ken succeeded, and the students went to the swimming meeting smoothly. Maybe the contract should be over, but Ken found himself really in love with the savage and violent pear!

(Just leave it here @ @ @) I haven't finished it yet! ! ! ! !

The relationship between the two has developed rapidly and become a beautiful landscape in colleges and universities, but unfortunately, like all Korean dramas, it happened suddenly and made people feel uncomfortable!

On the anniversary day! Pear went out to buy kendo clothes. At the bottom of the viaduct where she usually walks, she walks very easily, and a bus flies head on! After the pear turned black, I didn't know anything!

After Ken knew it, he was silent and dragged his feet to the hospital! The doctor told Ken that Pear might never wake up. Ken just smiled and smiled sadly.

Ken gets up early every day and goes to the hospital to take care of pears! I also tell her stories and news. As the days passed, the pear still didn't get better. On the first anniversary of their love, Ken bought a ring with all his possessions and gently put it on the ring finger of the pear!

(Just leave it here @ @ @) I haven't finished it yet! ! ! ! !

"wake up! Are you talking? ! Get up! " Ken dropped everything on the ground. "You hit me? Hit me! Do you hear what I say to you every day? "

Ken shuffled onto the roof of the hospital and sat in the twilight rising from the red sun. The night sky seems to be no longer perfect for them.

Just as Ken was on the rooftop, the pear ring finger lying on the bed silently moved slightly. I don't know where the fireworks were put. Pear woke up. When she saw the ring in her hand, she found that Ken was not around. She immediately got out of bed and supported her weak body with her own will to find Ken.

(Just leave it here @ @ @) I haven't finished it yet! ! ! ! !

"Come out! Ken, stop it. " "We are not playing!" Pear almost led the whole hospital, and Ken was nowhere to be seen. The weak pear lay sobbing on the chair in the corridor. Pear looked at the ring in her hand and her tears stopped.

After sitting on the rooftop all day, I was depressed and willing to take the elevator. On the other side, the pear was standing in front of the elevator and waiting anxiously. The elevator goes down layer by layer ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ The elevator door is opened heavily, and the pears come in, so the two elevators are separated. Things are often so old-fashioned, just like stories miss each other and no one sees anyone!

Ken returned to the ward, and the whole person suddenly trembled. He rushed out of the corridor and grabbed a doctor in one hand. "Where is the girl in the ward?" "I didn't ... I don't know!" Ken pushed the doctor away and ran out of the hospital.

Pear walked into the street and shouted Ken's name helplessly. She wore a hospital gown and attracted the attention of many passers-by, but she didn't care. She looked for Ken in despair. After searching for a long time, the pear began to collapse and sat on the side of the road sobbing ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

Ken wandered aimlessly in the street. It was dark, once covered with blue and shining in the night sky. Ken looked up, it was so beautiful! I don't know why Ken followed people to the fireworks place.

Half an hour passed, the fireworks ended and the crowd dispersed. Ken suddenly smiled, and pear walked to Ken with the last bunch of unlit fireworks in her hand.

Wait for you.

End! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

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English:

One dollar per minute.

One day, a professor was giving his students a big test. He handed out all the test papers and then went back to his desk to wait. As soon as the exam was over, all the students handed in their papers. The professor noticed that a student attached a bill of $ 100 to the test paper, and attached a note saying "one dollar per minute". The professor handed out the test paper in the second class. The student got back his test paper and $64 change.

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Laughter and slip of the tongue

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Haha paradise; /

The younger brother wrote a word "Huai" and asked him: What do you think of this word?

The brother said: ghost!

The younger brother said: no, there is no wooden word next to the ghost word.

Brother said: fool, your words are eating under the tree! !

Very complete. Oh, thank me quickly. Looking for so much, my arm is almost numb.

You absolutely love it! ! ! Ha ha.