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Interesting mood phrases that make you happy-what are you?

If you catch a cold and don't take medicine, it will take 7 days to get well; If you go to the hospital to see a doctor and take medicine, it will be fine in a week.

Put down a hook, hang a hook, put an electric charge, and electrocute a piece.

All mistakes are made under the absolutely correct belief.

Why is the sun so hot? He can't burn wood, can he?

Hiding the knife in the smile is not terrible, and it is impossible to prevent.

Don't frighten me with your eyes, because my glasses are insulated.

You said you were cold, and I was colder than you.

Don't pretend to be superman in front of me, because your underwear doesn't look good.

A pack of Jin Yezi. It's getting dark. Yours doesn't matter. The more you think about it, the more heartache you get. It can hurt the heart and lungs.

I want to sleep first thing when I wake up every morning.

Well, your ugliness can set off the beauty of the world.

Love is the sum of all the permutations and combinations of men and women.

The most contradictory question in history, what are you?

No matter where we are, we can play the spirit of thick skin.

It's better to play the lute to a cow than to a sheep, because he won't have a cow temper.

You take your overpass and I'll take my underpass.

Looking at a temple from a distance, we can see our alma mater, with more than 300 nuns and more than 10 thousand old roads.

You look like a joke and live like a loser.

The rain has stopped and the weather is fine. Woman, you sweep the house slowly, and I'll sweep the world for you.

There are so many puppies in the street, I still can't find you.

I am not young, I am old; Not getting old, but getting old.

Who is not old in life since ancient times, it is better to find an ugly man

Don't always call me an animal. Get to know me better and you will know that I am worse than an animal.

I can't stop thinking about you, because you are so shocking.

The brighter the moonlight, the orangutan and the stars.

I don't want to, I don't want to, I don't want to go to work, I just want to sleep and get paid to eat a big meal. ...

I saw a coin by the roadside. I was just about to bend down and pick it up. It looks like phlegm! -I depend, who spit so round!

It's not like running to the moon and driving a bus like a rocket!

Mature people don't ask the past, smart people don't ask the present, and open-minded people don't ask the future.

I tell you, if people can live in the past, then I'd rather have no future.

I didn't force you to be Maggie. You have no reason to force me to overtake Li Ka-shing.

There is also a feeling of lovelessness and lovelorn, and it is very strong.

When you are lonely, you can only climb the wall and wait for an apricot to come out of the wall.

Don't call me aborigine, I call it retro, don't call me vulgar, I call it nation.

Sleep when you are tired of playing, and continue to play in your dreams.

Going to work is like marriage in the old days. If you are unhappy, you must be together.

A good lover makes people want to start a family, while a bad lover makes people want to become a monk.

Our eyes: look forward. Earn your own money.

Whether to talk or not is your business, and whether to listen or not is my business. My business is none of your business!

You can deny my present, but you are not qualified to evaluate my future!

You said your departure was my loss, but I'm sorry, I bought insurance.

Let's play landlords, not landlords.

Facing the sea, spring blossoms, but unfortunately this is only my screensaver status.

I crossed my knife on my chest and said to Tian Xiaotian, "Stop it."

Five words _ _ _ _ _ _ fell from the sky, which is nothing.

Boss, do you have Nestle? Give me a bottle of Youlemei.

The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but when you are online, I am invisible.

I have passed a person countless times, and my clothes were all scratched without any spark.

I sent my heart to the wrong address. Would you please give it back to me now?

Tomb-Sweeping Day, buy flowers to pay homage to the lost love.

Don't argue with a fool, or others won't know who is a fool.

Without you, the sky is so blue, the grass is so green, and even the mental derangement has become smart!

I also know very well what to do after a fire burns out because youth is short.

My ears are not trash cans. Don't throw anything here.

The best way to answer an absurd argument is to shut up-let him go on.

Besides sulfuric acid, there is makeup remover that can disfigure people.

20 mood phrases, each sentence is the mood you have ever had?

1. In fact, youth is like this. You don't listen to advice, tinker around, enjoy happiness, suffer hardships, play with tickets, hit a wall, toss around, and get tired, only to find that you have turned a big circle and returned to the original place. However, I never regret or complain, because if I don't turn this circle, I may never know where the "original place" is.

2. Yes, I am very important. Each of us should have the courage to say so. Our position may be humble, and our position may be insignificant, but this does not mean that we are unimportant. Importance is not the same as greatness, but the spiritual commitment to life.

Everyone I loved later had your shadow, not that I couldn't forget you, but that I never really thought about giving up on you for a moment.

I forgot the way I used to laugh, and I lost my carefree self. Maybe this is the price of growing up.

I suddenly found that many good friends lost contact unconsciously. It turns out that friendship, like love, needs to be managed.

6. Like a song, sometimes it's like a lyric, because it touches your heart.

7. You are lonely because you want someone to care and don't want to be disturbed too much.

8. If you really love someone, you will find that all you want in the end is that he can be happy. Even, not with you.

Please don't appear in my dream, I can't afford to wake up.

10. loving someone is unspeakable, and every moment, every minute is suffering. Only when I see her will I smile.

1 1. I don't know how far the road ahead is, and I don't want to know whether the road has an end. I just want to find a place to lie down and sleep.

12. If you still love me, you won't say goodbye easily.

13. How much courage I had to get close to you at the beginning, and how much determination I have to turn around and leave now.

14. If you are thinking about someone other than me, you must keep it from me.

15. We all hope to meet someone in the best years, but it is often when we meet someone that we will have the best years.

16. Time has broken feelings and left scattered fragments, which is very sad. Someone around you has replaced me, and there is no love to squander.

17. Is it a little painful to see me so haggard now?

18. You should listen to yourself, and you will be better than now. If you listen to others, you will be much better. It is wrong to believe when you shouldn't believe in yourself and doubt when you shouldn't doubt yourself.

19. Cherish the person who can make you forget the past. He is probably your future. Forget the person who can't give you the future, and you can embrace the future.

I love you so much that I am ready to spend my life with you and leave at any time. Probably the best view of love.

The sentence about the sweetness and happiness of love takes love as the radius and you as the center.

1, I want to give happiness to the person I love, and I don't trust the rest.

2. Love you forever and watch the vicissitudes of life with you.

I love you until the end of the world.

I hope the last person I see before I go to bed is you.

I am willing to wait for you for 10 million years and smile like the warm sun in early spring.

6. Only you know my world.

7. I think I will still love you as much as I do now in fifty years.

8. You pulled me out of loneliness.

9. My cat is very tough. Can you help me manage it?

10, I know that love needs freedom to be happy, but I prefer to be with you and go with you.

1 1, only you know my mood, and only you can bring me mood.

Please be my baby.

13, I will fly back to you wherever you need me.

14, I can't write love letters, I can only write "heart".

15, I want to hold your hand, from the heart to the ancient.

16, I can't give you much warmth, but there is a word called doing my best.

17, precious things are always rare in this world, so there is only one you in this world.

18, loyal love filled my heart, and the wealth I enjoyed was incalculable.

19, a snowy day, I wanted to go with you, but I turned white accidentally.

20. Happiness means that two people search all the places they want to go on the map and then go together.

2 1. Your name alone is enough for me to love for a lifetime.

22. Your smile is the gentlest force in the world.

23. I don't need to distinguish between east, west, north and south. Anyway, I will go with you.

24. Happy love is the best expectation in the world. We are moving towards it.

25. Peace of mind is nothing more than three things: someone trusts you, someone is with you, and someone is waiting for you.

26. Take love as the radius and you as the center.

27. I want you to accompany me all my life!

My daughter-in-law is a child, so I let her grow up with her everywhere.

A complete collection of inspirational phrases that shout for you, cheer for you and cheer for you.

1 Life is better than habit. Form good habits, you will never use them all your life.

Unprotected is a kind of protection, and overprotected is a kind of harm.

Don't rush, don't ask for more, and don't stop.

Fate always comes to those who are prepared.

Reading is the highest return on investment.

60% what matters is not how strong it is, but how long it can last.

A person's attitude determines his height.

There is no such thing as luck or bad luck. Everything happens for a reason.

Opportunity knocks but once.

10 Rome was not built in a day; The wealth of life is accumulated over time.

Don't worry about what 1 1 can solve; It's no use worrying about things that can't be solved.

Action may not always bring happiness, but there must be no happiness without action. .

13 When disaster strikes and you need help, you will see who your true friends are.

14 stick to the end and succeed; Give up halfway and hope will be dashed.

15 The trouble in life is that you know too much and do too little.

16 thinking is the problem, doing is the answer; Lose in hesitation and win in action.

17 success needs no explanation, but there are many excuses for failure.

18 disaster comes from the mouth and is ruined; Happiness comes from the heart, and I feel at ease.

19 people should have enough pressure to surpass the peak.

The key to success lies in our response to failure.

2 1 A truly great man shows others his extraordinary things through his actions.

"Self-demand" is the shortcut to success. Perseverance is the shortcut to success.

Every time I become famous in a poor day, I lose more because of pride.

Misfortune and happiness have no doors, only people call themselves.

Grab the friends around you, they are the people who create the meaning of your life.

The biggest difference between great men and ordinary people lies in' cherishing time'.

27 care about everything, accompanied by pain; Always thinking, nightmares.

A little initiative can greatly increase your luck in life.