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What are the stories about Xiao Ming?

① When Xiao Ming was one year old, he called grandpa for the first time. Grandpa died. Not long after he called grandma for the first time, grandma died. Later, he called Dad, and Carpenter Wang next door died.

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② A doctor from Tsinghua University pointed out that the bug in this joke is that when calling grandpa, it should be the father of Carpenter Wang next door who died;

③ Another classmate from Jiaotong University pointed out that Carpenter Wang next door is probably the father of the deceased. Grandpa’s long-lost son.

But after my careful analysis, it turns out that the situation is far from that simple.

Let’s look for some clues from the story itself: Grandpa and grandma died separately, which means that grandpa is Xiao Ming’s grandfather and grandma is also Xiao Ming’s grandma.

When Xiao Ming called Daddy, Carpenter Wang next door died, which can prove that Carpenter Wang is Xiao Ming’s father. So based on the relationship between Xiao Ming and his grandparents, it can be concluded that Carpenter Wang is the biological son of Xiao Ming’s grandparents.

As a result, the identity of the fake father who married Xiao Ming’s mother became a mystery. Who is he? What is the difference between him and Xiao Ming’s grandparents and Xiao Ming’s biological mother?

In my opinion, Xiao Ming’s fake father is probably just an adopted son of his grandparents, and all of this is a huge conspiracy.

Xiao Ming’s biological father was abandoned when he was a child due to poverty, and happened to be adopted by a carpenter named Wang. Xiao Ming's grandfather made an unexpected fortune after abandoning his parents and children, and his family gradually began to improve. One night, the grandparents saw an abandoned child at the door of their house. They remembered their former son and took him in.

But the grandparents always felt guilty about their biological son. After years of inquiries, they finally found the address of Mr. Wang Carpenter, so the family moved and became neighbors with Mr. Wang Carpenter's house.

Time flies, and the adopted son soon reaches the age of starting a family. With the help of a matchmaker, the grandparents find a daughter-in-law for the adopted son. However, seeing their adopted son living a happy life while their biological son sawed wood every day under their noses, the two elders felt really bad. And from the bottom of their hearts, they don't want to see that their grandson is not their own. So they combined their efforts and worked hard to create opportunities, even if there were no opportunities. Finally, their adopted son-in-law had an affair with the carpenter Xiao Wang next door, and the relationship soon became secret.

But all this, the adopted son is still covered in grain.

Unfortunately, the way of heaven is bright, and all karma and cause and effect are determined. When Xiao Ming was born, he had such natural supernatural power. He secretly fucked someone else's wife and died a good death.

At this point, someone may ask, what about Xiao Ming’s mother? Why is everything okay? After all, a story is a story, and it is meant to teach people to be kind. The story leaves something to be desired at the end, and does not tell the mother’s final ending, leaving it to the world to think about. If she refuses to repent, then Xiao Ming will eventually call out "Mom"; and if she corrects herself from now on, she may be able to avoid death, but she will never hear her child call her mother for the rest of her life. This was the punishment for her crime.

This story is obscure. It actually wants to tell us that God is watching what we do, and we will never be able to do anything against heaven. But over the years, how many people have really understood it?