I want to collect some funny phrases on the last page of the motto ~

Those who love me don't love, and those who don't love me kick to death.

Are you on the side of the grassroots or the elite? hum ................................................................................................................................................................................

When I was eating in a restaurant, I saw on the wall that tea turned people into thinkers and wine turned people into diplomats.

One word to enter the university: mixed; Two gangsters who graduated from college

Something happened in my dream, so I went to sleep first.

The greatest feature of the post-80 s generation: a bunch of friends, easy to be lonely.

Fish live in the tears of water, but die in the arms of the chopping board.

Your face is like a shelled egg. You mean white and tight? No, I mean the smell. ...

Dude's psychological quality is good, just like no psychological quality.

If I hadn't been afraid of your consent, I would have confessed to you.

Spring is coming, so we take off our coats and put on our cotton-padded jackets.

The sign of the cold war between them: I left you half a watermelon and a pair of chopsticks.

I am convinced that someone will come into this world and be tortured by me.

You are so cruel, the question is always a single choice.

Gold that does not want to be deformed is not good steel.

In winter, you gave me a summer dream, but you woke me up in spring. Because I didn't adapt at once, I feel that spring is colder than winter.

Don't take the exam in the next physical examination, just take the plank brick, so that you can write it for a while and write it for a while.

Who says a round face is not cool? I like sheriff black cat.

God knows I lack a lovely friend, so he created you, but God lost a bucket to eat.

Every netizen must tell a lie: I have carefully read and accepted the "terms of service" ...

This favor is not reported, not reported, but not yet. Over time, let's count them together.

Huge heat, the heat of waterfall sweat, but I just don't turn on the air conditioner, and I will never lose to heat!

I was late for school because the road was against the wind.

The farmer's three punches hurt a little.

Deception is risky, so be careful what you say.

Lying will always be exposed, and wearing a wig will always be exposed by the wind.

If there is a traffic jam on rainy days, I bet you are stuck, and everyone is stuck.

Life is like bad music-sometimes it's unreliable and sometimes it's out of tune.

Judging from my figure, I know my mother is a good cook.

The weather is as hot as a joke, and the days are like nonsense.

When time and patience are luxuries, we can only get to know each other through constellations.

The days with internet are busy and empty, while the days without internet are boring and full.

Boss, there are beef noodles. Remember to put them in a cup of tea.

If you can make friends with no ideas, you have to be a wizard with no ideas.

Traveling is going from a place where you are tired of living to a place where others are tired of living.

Format yourself just to delete you.

If you don't sleep, Duke Zhou will close the door soon.

If the heart beats, how to connect?

When I was a child, I would rather trade everything for maturity. When I grow up, I want to give up everything to redeem my youth

The invincible part of News Network is that even if you keep changing channels, you can watch a piece of news completely.

There are always thirty days every month, and I don't want to study.

I never bring paper to the toilet in my dreams. That's what I want!

I wait for you to pass by in the years and see how legendary you and I are.

I have planned how to spend 5 million yuan, but I didn't win the prize.

According to Einstein's theory of relativity, weekend time flies, and Monday to Friday is like a year.

Nine times out of ten, the unpleasant things in my life are always nine times out of ten.

I bought a beautiful little watch, but the time is still so boring.

When I have money, I will buy a bus, take the bus lane and stop at the bus stop. If someone wants to get on the bus, I will say, sorry, this is a private car.

Think about the salary ratio, forget it, don't want to live.

For so many years, I haven't deteriorated or changed qualitatively.

With ulterior motives, I don't know the truth.

Loneliness is when someone is talking and no one is listening; When someone is listening, no one speaks!

Remember: your thoughts are commodities, not decorations!

The happiness of an ostrich is just a pile of sand.

When I was in high school, I bought many proverbs. The above is definitely from the "gossip" section on the last page. Practice typing by the way ~

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