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What does the wind mean by hanging lanterns in your crotch?

The lantern hung in the crotch by the wind is an imitation of Zhu Jishan, a gifted scholar in the Tang Dynasty, who made fun of the pair of dirty clothes under the crotch of men. Because of the characteristics of "right" in ancient China, the upper part is male and the lower part must be female; Swearing on the internet.

The bottom line must not be too formal, which is right; To this end, the author's bottom line is; Hang the balloon on your chest to bask in the sun.

Couplets are the treasures of China traditional culture, and the earliest recorded couplets appeared in the Three Kingdoms period. During the Hongwu period of the Ming Dynasty (1368- 1399), an extra-large iron cross was unearthed in Luling, Jiangxi Province (now Ji 'an City, Jiangxi Province), on which the year number of Sun Quan Chiwu in the Three Kingdoms period (238-250) was cast.

On the iron cross, there is also a beautifully made couplet cloud: "The four seas celebrate An Lan, and the iron column leaves a cross; All the people are pregnant with Ozawa, and the golden stove is fragrant for thousands of years. " Its form and content are related to early Christians in China.

Spring Festival couplets are called Spring Festival couplets, funeral couplets are called elegiac couplets, and wedding couplets are called violet couplets. Couplets are a national style written by using the characteristics of Chinese characters, and generally do not need to rhyme (only the antitheses in the rhyme need to rhyme).

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Couplets are short in form and concise in words, which is not only a vivid artistic expression, but also an excellent cultural heritage. Couplets are developed on the basis of ancient "Fu Tao" and "antithesis". The earliest Spring Festival couplets in China appeared more than 1000 years ago. According to historical records, on the eve of the Spring Festival in the twenty-seventh year of Zheng Guang in Houshu (AD 964).

Meng Chang, the master of Houshu, is good at learning couplets on weekdays, so in the New Year, he suddenly ordered his ministers to write dialogues on the "Fu Tao Board" to test their talents. Ministers each wrote a picture and waited patiently for the inspection. Meng Chang looked at them one by one, but he was not satisfied. So he personally put pen to paper and wrote "Qing Yu in the New Year" on the "Fu Tao Board"; The festival number is Changchun. " This is the earliest Spring Festival couplets written by China.