Who can tell me an elegant joke?

Title: Elegant Pronunciation: gāoyǎ ┃ English: Elegant meaning: noble, not vulgar, is the external expression of internal temperament. Describe people's words, behaviors, etc. Elegant style or something, it's all a compliment. Often used to describe an atmosphere, but also used as a title. Synonym: elegance, elegance. Antonym: vulgar, vulgar.

Is that celebrity joke called elegance?

Zhuge Liang's letter: Pang Tong, don't attack.

Pang Tong: Bastard Kong Ming, I won't attack again. Great, I won't attack.

People will say that he is smart, but it's his credit ... there's no way out, play!

Liu Bei: Deputy Military Adviser, I'll lend you my horse.

"An hour later ..."

Soldier: No! The disorderly arrows of the deputy army division were shot dead!

Liu Bei: How much?

Soldiers:/kloc-above 0/000.

Liu Bei: Just earn it. Better than borrowing an arrow from a straw boat.

Sun Yixian

Sun Yat-sen (1866— 1925), a great revolutionary forerunner in China, moved to Shanghai after a failed revolutionary action.

Get back on your feet and wait for a chance to make a comeback.

One day, a few revolutionary comrades were idle and bored, so they gathered four people to play mahjong for entertainment. Unfortunately, Sun Yat-sen caught him. he

The children were frightened when they knew that they had made a mistake. You look at me, I look at you, I don't know what to do.

Faced with such an embarrassing scene, Sun Yat-sen not only continued to ask them to play, but also smiled and said, "Go ahead, it's good to play mahjong."

Just like our revolutionary uprising, it doesn't matter if we lose this game. We can look forward to the next game, which is always full of opportunities and opportunities.

Hope. "

After the victory of the Revolution of 1911, Sun Yat-sen became the interim president. On one occasion, he wore casual clothes and went to the Senate to attend a heavy

Have a meeting However, the guard on duty in front of the gate saw the man dressed simply, so he stopped him and shouted sharply, "It's really heavy today.

During the meeting, only the president and members of parliament can go in. What do you want to go in for? Let's go. Let's go. No

Then, the president will be angry when he sees it and will definitely punish you! "

Hearing this, Sun Yat-sen couldn't help laughing and asked, "How do you know that the president will be angry?" As he spoke, he went out

Showed his papers.

When the guard looked at the document, he realized that the man in ordinary clothes was actually the president. In the panic, the guards threw themselves on the ground and cheered again and again.

Confess.

Sun Yat-sen hurriedly helped the guard to get up and said humorously, "Don't be afraid, I won't hit you."

Yang Xiaolou

Yang Xiaolou (1877— 1937) played Guan Ping when he performed the Peking Opera "Qingshishan" for the first time in Beijing. Play the old man Zhou Cang.

My partner took a leave of absence and temporarily changed his face. After drinking a little wine, the flower-faced man fainted on stage.

Taiwan Province, I forgot to bring the indispensable prop-beard.

When Yang Xiaolou saw that something bad was going to happen, he thought it would be bad if the actor made a mistake and the audience hissed. I had a brainwave and added a table temporarily.

Word: "Hey! Who is standing in front of you? "

Playing Zhou Cang is puzzled. I don't know what's going on. "I'm Zhou Cang-"At this moment, the actor has made an action:

Cut a beard. This reason woke the actor up, but he changed his mind and said, "My son!" "

Yang Xiaolou took it and said, "Well, if you are useless, go down and call your dad!"

"Get the law!" The actor hurried down, put on his beard and went on stage again.

1934, lyna, mayor of Beiping, Kuomintang, banned male and female students from swimming together.

Hearing this, Mr. Lu Xun said to several young friends, "Men and women are not allowed to swim together, and men and women breathe empty together."

Being angry and confusing Gan Kun is not more serious than swimming with classmates! Mayor lyna might as well simply give another order that both men and women should go out in the future.

Everyone wears a gas mask. It doesn't circulate air and won't appear. In this way; Everyone is here! Here! "

With that, Mr. Lu Xun leaned back slightly and simulated the gas mask with his hand.

- -。 . . . I admit I'm here to make trouble. ...