Someone always says "catching wild Altman". What is it?

20 10 on March 25th, Comrade Wang Jilong, the headmaster of Heyang Middle School, first discovered and captured 1 wild Altman on the playground! The discovery of this interstellar endangered species in Shaanxi province provides valuable first-hand information for further study and exploration of the origin and evolution of BIGBANG and the positioning of the earth in the universe. The headmaster of Heyang Middle School in Shaanxi Province told the reporter that this Altman was discovered by director Wang Jilong, and everyone was informed to watch. When the students arrived at the scene, Altman was obviously restless. Principal Dong immediately evacuated the onlookers and communicated with them with brainwave transmitters. However, due to Altman's high vigilance and strong sense of self-protection, faculty and staff have always been unable to get close. After two hours of stalemate, Fan Junyi, who accompanied the teacher, stepped forward alone and hit Altman on the head with a branch. Altman was scared to fly, but two other teachers, Lei Xiaoping and Zhang Xuechang, who were lying in an ambush in a big tree knocked him unconscious with bricks on the spot. On-site students swarmed and beat Altman, resulting in multiple fractures all over his body. Now it has been transferred to the county hospital for treatment. According to the analysis of Comrade Zhang Xuechang, the chemistry teacher at the scene, we, from my analysis, obviously, the flame sprayed at Altman's feet at that time probably contained unsymmetrical dimethylhydrazine (rocket fuel), and we said it was possible! The temperature is conservatively estimated to be between 5000 and 7000 degrees. Br/ Wang Junqi of Heyang Middle School in Weinan City, Shaanxi Province said in an interview that in recent years, under the correct leadership of the county party committee and government and the correct guidance of the Party, our county has strengthened environmental protection and greatly improved the overall ecological situation. Since this spring, many extinct species such as Siberian tiger, marsupial, Atlas brown bear, Tyrannosaurus Rex and mammoth have been found in the surrounding areas of the county. Moreover, the beautiful environment of He Zhongxin Campus provides conditions for the appearance of Altman, especially the sports spirit with Mr. Gan Weiping as the core, so that all teachers and students can face Altman directly. The discovery of Altman not only proves China's great achievements in environmental protection, but also provides strong evidence for American scholars to prove whether Altman provided the conjecture of Native Americans. Br/ It is reported that when this article was published, the State Council had held the Altman International Seminar in the small auditorium in conjunction with the United States, Australia, Germany, France, South Korea, Japan and other countries 12, as well as experts from the United Nations Security Council (ESP). We will continue to pay attention to this! ! Background: Altman, also known as adaptable person and educator. It is a rare first-class protected species of galaxies in the universe and belongs to the family Anatidae. It is as famous as Astro Boy, Gourd Baby, Monkey King and Transformers, and it is also the treasure of the Milky Way. It has been listed in the red book of interstellar endangered species and the endangered list of the cosmic primate protection Committee. According to the literature, Altman comes from an alien galaxy, generally about 2 meters long and weighs about 46 kilograms. Lethal weapons generally include Soljet light, Spaceum light and dynamic light waves. Since 1966, the discovery of Altman Zofi in Tokyo, there have been 77 Altmen recognized by the United Nations, but the emergence of mobile Altman cubs is the first time in the whole human history. Br/ (Intern reporter: Jelly) br/ This article is for entertainment only. All the names in this article are real names. If there is any similarity, it is purely plagiarism! ^_^||