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No screw in the life of migrant workers is innocent.
No screw in the life of migrant workers is innocent.
-Venus, not me.
Remember-but no screw is innocent.
None of the screws are innocent.
None of the screws are innocent.
Say the important things three times.
If you don't say it three times, some people just can't remember it. They just feel that work is an honor, a sense of accomplishment and a sense of struggle. What's so special about this? It's not a struggle, it's a job, okay? Work is just to support yourself-you can't realize your dream of wealth and freedom at all-
This is a social reality that many people still don't know. Don't deceive yourself. It's no use rewarding yourself for working overtime for the company occasionally. All your achievements are signed-your boss, your company. Look at the picture on your business card-
Are they all XXX limited liability companies? Then here is your name, and finally left the company's phone number and email address? You're not the main character, understand? Your company is the protagonist and your boss is the protagonist. You're just an errand contractor. You have no right to speak.
Even if you want to quote, ask the boss how much is appropriate.
When I used to work, I would ask my boss every time I quoted a price, how much was appropriate. Always ask the boss-to put it bluntly, you are a microphone-understand? This is just a microphone. You must charge your boss.
Your boss said you were in a bad mood today. Don't worry, it's definitely not for you to rest for half a day-it's for you to run back and forth in the company stairwell. If your company is on the 30th floor, congratulations, you can sit all day today.
The boss wants you to be energetic, not exhausted-because you are tired and going to work in the company will affect morale. Everyone saw what the real estate agent did this morning. Shouting slogans means cheering each other up. What's more difficult is that you hit me and I hit you.
That's how they play. Of course, there is some exaggeration here.
But that's what it means. The real estate agent itself is a white wolf with empty gloves. The whole office can start-then the company will give you some resources, give you some platforms and give you some difficult customers to follow up.
The boss of the real estate agent is the core figure. Master all kinds of resources. The following sales are for fun. Real estate agents are similar to freight forwarders, and many people leave. There are frequent substitutions, and I haven't made an order for three months. If you haven't paid the bill for six months, you must run away-you don't want to stay.
Making money is cruel, okay? -Competition is also cruel. If you don't bill, you have to find a way to bill, or get out.
This is the life of migrant workers, especially in big cities. If you mix, you can only make a living. You can't work if you want to make money.
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The poor people's favorite sentence is-you will regret it.
-Venus, not me.
In fact, in the minds of all poor people-regret is the normal state of their lives.
Some people regret not starting a business when they were young, while others regret not buying a house when they were young. Look at those parents born after 60' s and 70' s-they didn't make any money-mostly because they did nothing when they were young.
Choose a stable job when buying a house, and choose a stable job when starting a business. When it was time to do business in the south, they chose a stable job. They will tell you-it's not that they can't live without work, but that work can't live without him.
In fact-most people's jobs are replaceable-because most people's jobs are not creative jobs-they are repetitive jobs, and you can find anyone to replace them-unlike doctors, you need to study in medical school for at least five years, and you have to have a postgraduate degree.
The threshold for doctors is high, but the price is also high. You are a graduate student. If you want to study for a doctorate, you will be almost 30 when you come out. Many people give up as soon as they see this situation. But doctors can actually make money by seeing departments. Instead of just going to a certain department, you can make money.
There is another one that you have to study to be qualified, at least five years. If you are a woman, you will be 35 if you live. What kind of man can you find at the age of 35? Either you are a doctor like you, not a housekeeper. If you had a child, what would you do?
So most people can't be doctors, but the cost of being a doctor is too high. Now you know that medical resources in big cities are scarce.
I remember reading the data of a medical staff in Shenzhen a few days ago. There are less than 65,438+10,000 doctors on the job and more than 90,000. How many people are there in Shenzhen? -120,000 people. That is to say, 10 corresponds to 1200. One person in charge 120 people. Even the ratio of 1% is less than.
Expensive medical treatment is also the reason. Because there are fewer doctors and fewer experts. You have to queue up and make an appointment to see a doctor.
1 hour fast, 2 hours normal.
Doctors look at technology, and most people have no ability to study medicine. At least you have more money at home, and you must be able to survive. Children from poor families have to make money-some people even go out to work over 10-
All the work they do is replaceable. The possibility of being replaced in the future is higher.
Of course, it's too late to regret after 60 or 70. What is done is done. History will not stop moving forward.
Then, as a younger generation, what you can do is not to regret every decision you make. If you choose comfort now, your future is uncertain.
And if you choose risk now, then the media is a track that is likely to have a counterattack. If you make a fortune well, there is nothing to lose if you don't do it well.
Don't let yourself regret it is the most important thing-I tell myself this every time I make any decision. Wrong is wrong, nothing, change. The important thing is that many people don't even have a chance to change, which is tragic.
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Don't be a person who has no presence on the Internet. You can't make money without a sense of existence.
-Venus, not me.
Today, I studied Xiaohongshu and found that this APP actually started running from 20 14. The current valuation is about 30 billion. Among the shareholders are Tencent and Ali, and more than 70% of the users of the platform are post-90 s. Yuehuo now has more than 300 million users.
It is such a big platform. When many people started playing this game, they actually shared their shopping experiences. Some people even played on this platform for five or six years, but they didn't post any articles. Send some short videos.
They are more concerned about the trifles in life. Today, I saw a woman say-after playing Little Red Book for so many years, I didn't expect to be single for the first time. -The one with the photo is a divorce certificate.
Then I wonder how long this platform has been-I've only heard of Little Red Book before, but I haven't really used it. I just posted some articles on it recently, and then I became interested in reading them. At first glance, I didn't know that this platform had been practicing diving with Quan Hongchan for almost a long time-more than 7 years.
From the initial monthly living of several million users to the current monthly living of more than 300 million users. It's been seven years, and if you do this, it's more than 100 times.
The most important thing is that the above notes and contents are written by users themselves-such a big platform, there are actually many people talking there-why can't you make money? Why not make such a big platform and must spend money on it?
Just to read the reviews? Just to see how others make money? Some people even ask big bloggers how to start a business and do sideline business-do you need to ask?
Such a good chance is too low. It's so easy to let more people know about your opportunity, why don't you do it?
Teacher Wang said-netizens are more important than friends.
In reality, your circle is too small, less than 200 people. If you want to find someone, you have to choose from these 200 people, half male and half female. Then you only know 100 people. And most importantly, many people actually know no more than 20 people-the familiar kind.
You said-how many people can you pick out that really suit you? I'm not asking you to audition, but I want to give myself a chance to meet more people. You can make money without looking for someone. Can you know 1000 people in reality?
But what about online? As long as you write something, you will attract fans' attention. No more cost is needed. Just spend time writing and shooting. You don't need to travel all over the country-the cost is extremely low, but the probability of making money is greater.
So-don't be a person who has no presence on the Internet. Without a sense of existence, you won't make money, and you won't have a chance to meet a better opposite sex. Which is more important, you can weigh it yourself.
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The poor say they are single-minded, but in fact they have no money to spend.
-Venus, not me.
A reality that women should understand is that when a man tells you to be single-minded, she is not really single-minded to you. But I can only be single-minded to you
What do you mean?
-that is to say, you are within the scope of his power. With his income, he can only stay with you. If his income is higher, he should be replaced.
Don't really think that poor men are really single-minded to you, but if they have money, they will get worse. And it becomes worse than a man who earns money on his own-especially when he encounters ill-gotten gains. The poor people's imagination of wealth comes from the plot in the TV series-
In addition to squandering, I am still squandering. If you have children with him, you will be the only one who takes care of the family. He won't care. It may even be a domestic violence. Because the poor have no resistance to wealth. Just like many people who won the lottery-they have no financial ability.
We often see that the United States or our country won tens of millions of lottery tickets, and then 10 years later, you will find that their lives are still the same as before 10 years ago. Even worse than 10 years ago. It's because he took money that doesn't belong to him-it's just an experience of spending money.
They won't appreciate their feelings. Either abandon the original collocation and find something more beautiful. Or against the original, domestic violence.
A person is poor, not only because he can't make money, but because he is weak. When the weak see a woman, the only one who has a good impression on himself will be crazy to please-to impress each other-and then-the poor man will make all kinds of promises to this woman.
But none of these promises can be fulfilled by him-any business man you have ever met will give you too many promises. Even if you go outside and order a 10 yuan spicy fried powder, the store won't tell you that this fried powder is delicious-
Don't think a man is poor, as long as he works hard in the future. Q-when a man doesn't mix with a person, what makes you say that he can wait until you get married and he will work hard?
The young man is so lazy that some men don't even go out for a fast food-just say the sun is shining outside. Do you expect such a man to work hard in his career and then take you with him to the apprentice? It's impossible.
All his promises to you say that he will only be good to you all his life. Listen to this. If you are really good to you, if you are single-minded, you should treat your career wholeheartedly. Do you expect a man who is not single-minded about his career to be good to you all his life? What a fart.
Poverty is synonymous with poor singles-only career can represent the rich. If there is anything else, it is his fame. A celebrity is equivalent to having an endorsement. The credibility of public figures is at least much stronger than that of ordinary people.
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What you spend time looking for is not precious, but what you spend time cooking is precious.
-Venus, not me.
As long as you have money, you can find anything in this world. Even if you don't have this thing, others can exchange it for you. Whether it's fake or not, as long as you have money, you can find anything.
Even if you find someone who looks like you, someone will find it. How much money to do. If you give enough money, you will naturally find what you want-people die for money and birds die for food. But what money can't buy is precious-such as talent, such as talent, such as diligence-
You can't buy any of these. Talent-talent-diligence takes time to hone.
And it must have traveled through time. What is cooked is valuable-just like a whole red wonton. She was gifted, intelligent and studious, and it took her seven years to get ahead-the result was envied by all national coaches who carried water.
This can't be bought with money. Just as you buy other people's time with money, then other people's time is worthless. White-collar workers' time is worthless. If it was valuable, they wouldn't go to work, would they?
If white-collar workers' time is valuable, they will not fall in love after work. But they all like to do it, which proves that they have no talent, talent and diligence. They are all lazy and greedy.
Even if you find a job with a monthly salary of 654.38 million, your working hours are still not free. Even if you are from the company. Your time is not your own, but the company's. You have to be on call 24 hours a day-
Don't even think about having your own life. In fact, the higher the income, the less time they have. But everyone's. It's just that Malik Hua Teng's time is not his own, but belongs to the company. It doesn't belong to his family—
I often hear women complain. My husband says that he doesn't go home every day and stays in the company. He doesn't ask the children or care about me. Except for customers, they have been with the company.
Women, when they meet such a good husband, have to burn incense and worship Buddha quickly.
Women's emotional requirements should not be too high. Don't let your husband comfort you to make money. Time is limited. It's good enough to take care of the company 24 hours a day-you don't help share, but you complain-maybe this man will be taken away by other knowledgeable women.
Rich people are scarce, so you naturally don't want them.
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Choose more if you have more friends-this sentence proves that your social status depends on your friends, not you.
-Venus, not me.
As we all know, no one is reliable. Your biological parents are unreliable, so who do you think you can rely on?
Do you still think there is hope in relying on friends? Friends will only let you stay for a week, and then you have to drive people away-if the other person has someone, it is not a question of staying-you are an obstacle to their feelings.
If the two of them fight and one of them dies, you are partly responsible. Even if it's not your main responsibility, if their families blame it, it's not the money. It's whether you can't get out.
Most of us live in this world-in fact, we all want to rely on others to help us. I think with friends, I can do whatever I want. Think you can have friends-someone will do everything for you.
In fact, this is just a cowardly act-those men say-how many iron brothers do they have, and how many people are willing to help them when they really need help? No one, some people even understand that when something happens-a friend is actually when you are fine-throw away your emotional trash can.
You want to talk to your friends about the misfortunes in life. But after vomiting, you still have to face life. You still have to rely on yourself to make money. They won't make money to send you flowers.
Actually, everyone is selfish. Borrow money once and see it clearly. Tell a joke, life is incomplete without money. Life is incomplete if you want to spend money without killing people.
You don't even know that being a grandfather and a grandson is just a moment for you.
Borrow it, and then you'll be a grandson. If you don't borrow it, you are an uncle. Maybe people don't want to play with you. If they really don't want to-that proves that this person doesn't need you-his previous relationship with you was to treat you as a bank.
Of course, I don't mean to ask you to try-I want to tell you that people should set some bottom lines and rules for people around them. No one should associate with people who have no bottom line or rules.
Even if you have a good relationship, so what. Good relationships can buy money, so why doesn't Ren, the boss of Huawei, invite people from Shenzhen to dinner? The fact is-Ren will not come to this set, and no one will. Sometimes it's just a matter for one director to deal with.
If we don't do anything empty-headed, it will improve the company's technology and position in the international market.
So-don't say you have many friends, you have many choices. When you are in trouble, the mobile phone of the person you need to find is not in the service area. This is the normal state between people.
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